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Smoking
Topic Started: Mar 26 2008, 12:24 PM (2,288 Views)
Mr Master52
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Imagine that, instead of smoking a cigaret, you punch the wall with your fists 6 times and it hurts like hell. Then you headbang against it 10 times. That is still 10m times better than smoking.
Now, smoking with other people near you. You literarilly force them to punch the wall 12 times and headbang 20 times because they inhalate (spelling?) the smoke you ... expire? W/e, smoking is just a way to feed a bunch of assholes behind a big desk somewhere in the world and people think that they know that smoking kills, but, imagine if I told you that playing PC and watching TV damages some of your brain cells. Reading a book isn't bad at all, but smoking a cigaret... that's like 'CLICK!' time bomb is set! I hate emos but emos > smokers.
Go behind your car. Duck. Put your mouth right in front of the thing were all the smoke comes out. That's very very bad for your health, what? Yes, very. Even worse than smoking. But that's how I think of smoking. People duck and inhalate the car smoke and don't give a shit. Black, Joe, stop smoking. I know you may think: I won't die because of this but you will have serious!lung problems when you get older. Even if you smoke 10 years and stop the chances of getting cancer are high.
In Portugal there is a BIG ... (how do you say "Aufkleber" doggy?) thing written in each smoking package: SMOKING KILLS.

SMOKING KILLS

R.I.P. Saph's grandpa!
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Mr Master52
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+ 1 to doggy. I want to live to the 100's but not 120+ =/! I want to have many grandchildren and eirik I KNOW why you don't like children.
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Btw, this is a random fact I heard from my biology teacher (looked it up, it's true):

If you live in a big city, your lungs are as poluted as of someone who lives outdoors and smokes.
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Prove smoking kills XD.
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Blackt3ars
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well, actually, mostly it's from car and industrial emmisions.

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Go behind your car. Duck. Put your mouth right in front of the thing were all the smoke comes out. That's very very bad for your health, what? Yes, very. Even worse than smoking. But that's how I think of smoking. People duck and inhalate the car smoke and don't give a shit.


Guess my fact proves your idea.

You might not put your mouth over it, but you're standing near one a lot.
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You're right Black. But I don't live in a big city =D
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Eirik
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Smoking kills you say? Pretty much everything can kill you! Life itself kills you!
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My life philosophy: "Nothing in life is free but death, and even that costs the life".

What does it have to do with this? Work. Work for a better like and it will pay out one day. Me and doggy will bless eiriks grave when we're 90 ;).
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Blackt3ars
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May I demolish it? XD

Just joking Eirik :P

And well, I haven't touched a cig for about a week now (yes, I do feel proud ^_^).
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3 of my grandparents have died from smoking cigarettes so I hate tobacco smoking. Smoking clean marijuana I am not against. Not sure if that is ok for this topic, but it is still smoking.
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Socially speaking, i'm going to a local gig. Tonight.

Smoking + Cider + Weed + Girlfriend = good time? XD
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Wooooooohoooooooooooo! Joe is going on a fiiiieeeeld triiiip! Best of luck mate! :D

PS: Remember to bring protection. *cough*
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Blackt3ars
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The only protection Joe needs, is protection from himself XD.

And Joe:

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Smoking + Cider + Weed + Girlfriend = good time?


I've changed your theory:

Weed + girlfriend = good time

(it works with even less, what do you say of that? XD)
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Hmm... interesting theory... how about this:

Joe + Nicola = <33

<33 + Bed = Kid

Kid + (<33 + Bed) = Kids

Kids + Joe = Exhaustment

Joe + Exhaustment = Mental problems

Mental problems = Mental institution

Joe + mental institution = Bad

Bad + Joe = Worse

Sooooooo (yes, there -is- actually a point) Joe + Nicola will only make things worse :o. Therefore, I strongly suggest you break up with her right away. And send her on the first plane to Stavanger.

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Edit: actually, I think I'm not going to respond to that Eirik, it would just take this topic off track.

Also: X * smoking = badness * X^2
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Lol, it was a good night :). We even had cigars :o. Which, just FYI, taste of shxt.
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Pfft. It was a good night he says <_<. Lucky bastard says I.

Aha. Thanks for your information :P.
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It was the best night ever. And shush you :)
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Nevah! Shush you!
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Joe got some tail? ^_^ How did we get on this subkect on a debate thread? >.>

Although this is a funny discussion with all the shush ing going on :P

O yeah, watch the whole thing in my siggy.
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