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So Bad They're Horrible Games.
Topic Started: Oct 14 2010, 12:00 AM (8,049 Views)
THE_HARVESTER
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Post em if ya got em.

I have several candidates -

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NAME - Cosmic Race
GENRE - Racing

This game sucks, HARD. With backwards controls (hold left on the d-pad AND square button to turn left and L2/R2 to accelerate) and terrible graphics (most of them stolen from the playstation dev kit.) I've played it Via emulator, and it absolutely sucks. Play Ridge Racer instead.

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NAME - Gods and Generals
GENRE - FPS

A terrible Civil War game with non-existent AI, terrible sound and graphics, and boring gameplay. Imagine a game where you fight opponents that stand still while turning in circles swinging a cutlass. While being shot at. In the middle of an empty field. Imagine a screen of 15 or more of these enemies. Now you Know Gods and Generals. Based on a movie.
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NAME - Tokyo Xtreme Racer: Drift
GENRE - Racing

This in my opinion fits the title in a different way. It's terrible that they have to be terrible games. :3 This game... ugh... I loved Tokyo Xtreme Racer 2, absolute beaut on a good ol' Dreamcast... but this is Genki going low budget as hell. The game is so simplistic, it has NOTHING going for it. Well, interesting looking drift tracks... but the physics aren't quite the best, the powerslide squeal will sometimes cut out during a race and that sound effect literally breaks... the game's music is also terrible generic J-rock. I mean, at least TXR2 had some interesting to actually good electronic backdrops. It's just short, unfinished, buggy... unfinished... did I mention it just handles like crap? :3 It just reeks of "cashing in on the drift trend" as well. At least TXR/TXR2 set a new standard. It did something almost... new. At least they weren't the outright copycats that time. EA were with NFS Underground... and arguably Rockstar were with Midnight Club. Just... stay away. If you can get it for a dollar... try it just to see why Genki should invest full budgets on their games and make a new... FINAL, TXR.
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[ximg]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Driver_-_Parallel_Lines_Coverart.jpg[/ximg]
terrible graphics, terrible physics, epic fail trying to clone GTA, bad scenario and at the top of that: ridiculous animation
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Adamodell,Oct 21 2010
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May I offer you this prize?
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Gahaha I remember that... Oddly enough, I do...

Does anyone want to make room for the PSone?
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God, this game was epic fail...
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KDL,Oct 21 2010
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[ximg]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Driver_-_Parallel_Lines_Coverart.jpg[/ximg]
terrible graphics, terrible physics, epic fail trying to clone GTA, bad scenario and at the top of that: ridiculous animation

1) The graphics are above average, in my opinion. I own this for Xbox. Framerate's a bit shoddy. The PC version, other than having some issues with configuring controllers, runs amazing on my 9800GT, good normal mapping for a game of that era.

2) The physics are 100% Driver, give or take. If you hate this game's physics, you just don't like Driver's weighty shovey delayed physics style. If you're referring to the walking/lack of ragdoll... oh yeah, that is indeed sucky.

3) It didn't really clone GTA, or attempt to. If you look at the history of things- GTAIII cloned Driver/Driver 2 just as much as DRIV3R and Parallel Lines copied GTAIII/VC/SA.

4) Bad scenario? Meh, it ain't bad. I've seen worse, but it is indeed not the best.

5) Ridiculous animation? Agreed.

I'm hoping Driver: San Francisco clears up this whole "it's a GTA clone" bullshit.
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Halo Series..
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halo... god. dont even get me started, i hate halo like i hate call of duty (excluding #1, which i played in school and had a lot of fun with.)
Driver parallel lines isn't a bad game, just not one id play on a regular basis. i have it for wii, id say its fair.

heres a bad game:
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i bought this for 10 dollars NEW, and i want my money back. All the cars drive as if daytona speedway has recently had a fucking snow storm.
i mean the game looks good, its just NO fun to play.
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(1999, PSX) Good cars, but bad handling.
The succesor, Spec-R (2000) had slow acceleration and loose handling. Haven't played the first one (1998).
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zipperrulez,Oct 21 2010
09:08 PM
halo... god. dont even get me started, i hate halo like i hate call of duty (excluding #1, which i played in school and had a lot of fun with.)
Driver parallel lines isn't a bad game, just not one id play on a regular basis. i have it for wii, id say its fair.

heres a bad game:
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i bought this for 10 dollars NEW, and i want my money back. All the cars drive as if daytona speedway has recently had a fucking snow storm.
i mean the game looks good, its just NO fun to play.

A CAPCOM GAME!?!?! FOR SHAME CAPCOM!

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NAME- DOOM (GBA)
GENRE - FPS

War of the pixelated blobs at 7 FPS anyone? Contrived controls? Sluggish movement? Changed/cut levels?

Don't get me started on...
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DAMMIT!

In fact, STAY AWAY FROM DOOM PORTS! THEY ALL SUCK!
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zipperrulez,Oct 21 2010
06:08 PM
heres a bad game:
[ximg]http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/8/547928_front.jpg[/ximg]
i bought this for 10 dollars NEW, and i want my money back. All the cars drive as if daytona speedway has recently had a fucking snow storm.
i mean the game looks good, its just NO fun to play.

get that viper off that cover and put a damn civic on there
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but both are good cars, put a corvette on there.
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zipperrulez,Oct 23 2010
06:36 PM
but both are good cars, put a corvette on there.

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Is that a bad car? NO!

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This is all you will need: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-vi...rewattack/65116
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hilarious review.
i have a natural hatred for anything Chevrolet made.
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zipperrulez,Oct 23 2010
09:13 PM
hilarious review.
i have a natural hatred for anything Chevrolet made.

My GT Grandsport modified would like to have a word with you, zip.

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Welcome, to a terribly made Street Fighter Clone.
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zipperrulez,Oct 23 2010
11:13 PM
i have a natural hatred for anything Chevrolet made.

Are you on the blue oval's side? or the Pentastar?
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zipperrulez,Oct 23 2010
11:13 PM
i have a natural hatred for anything Chevrolet made.

Are you on the blue oval's side? or the Pentastar?

that would be the blue oval.
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The resemblance... is striking.
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The resemblance... is striking.

I require the Brain Bleach now.
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you know i did actually own the action 52 game when i was a boy it had alota crappy games on there but some of them were actually fun! A couple of the worst games ever :

Victor and yondo : cyberplasm formula

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Fucking sucks.



IMO anyway.
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COD 4 was pretty good. This took my expectations and crushed them.

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Yeah, kill me. I love rally cars, but I hate the actual racing when it comes to games. It is almost impossible for me to unlock anything.
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One-make racing and no options. Racing (or "The Race" from the Simple 1500 series) was worth BTW.

@THE_HARVESTER: have you ever played the original Sega Rally at the arcades?
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@THE_HARVESTER: have you ever played the original Sega Rally at the arcades?

No, but I'm sure it would be easier with a wheel and pedals.
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THE_HARVESTER,Apr 24 2011
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No, but I'm sure it would be easier with a wheel and pedals.

You can try the PS2 port (came bundled with SR 2006, but can be downloaded from Snesorama) wich supports analog mode, or the PC version with steering wheel & pedals.
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Tried it thinking it would be like Sega Rally, but i got dissapointed. Should be the music? The abscense of a time limit? (the good rally arcades have it)
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