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Gay Limericks; Your Favorite Queer Limericks!
Topic Started: 14 Jun 2008, 21:44 (222 Views)
Merric
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Taken from the RMB in response to the limerick competition going on in one of the Pacifics or another...

Merric:
There once was a Region named Gay
Where everyone acted quite fey
It's beautifully queer,
We love living here
Where fabulous rules the day!

Fennijer
We're the people that Westboro hates,
We frequently have mass debates,
We're the region of GAY.
Why not come and stay?
You may even end up with some dates!

Some gays are built much like Ox's
While others are wily like foxes.
With Tops, Bottoms and Hairy,
And the odd muscle-mary,
You find we trade closets for boxes.

BearNation
To some, being gay means "funny,"
But add "sexy," "witty," and "fab," honey,
If the loud are some form of queer,
It means equality's near,
In marriage and housing and money.

When travel'ing the US of A,
There are many fine places to stay:
Castro, Provincetown....
all where gays do abound.
In Key West see drag every day!

Sub Passivia
Homophobes call me a 'fag'
You won't ever see me in drag,
but when behind doors,
I am found on all fours,
And my catchphrase is *replaces ballgag*

I once grossed BearNation with chicken,
Something I said made him sicken,
With a flick of the wrist,
And a bit of a twist,
You will find its not giblets I'm lickin'

Ki Baratan
Bigoted people judge based on what they see
Its sad because I just wanna be me
They ask each other why
Then go home and cry
and wonder what its like to be truly free

Closeted Cases
This region's variety 's great
There's a box for each sort of odd mate.
So I'm glad to be here
But don't call me a queer!
I am not in a closet, but straight.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world
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BearNation
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Bobby Butterpaws
There once was a Nature Preserve,
Whose riches did some nations unnerve.
Region Council fights
To see if some rights
To this territory Fennijer may serve.
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Closeted Cases
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Calvinist Charm Offensive
The sun shone, there was merry weather
Our romance went hither and thether
The way that we carried on
Showed we were married on
Grounds that will keep us together
Jesus loves you.
No really: He even loves me - and I am a Christian.
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BearNation
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Bobby Butterpaws
Spring is finally here,
Shirtless men wand'ring round are quite dear.
I love them with pelt,
round or even quite svelte,
my preference for fur is quite clear.
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Closeted Cases
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I once read a book by Houellebecq
'Bout shirtless male youth on its back
At play in the park
While watched from the dark
By a drunk with numb balls in his sac.

The book was, of course, "Les particules élémentaires", wherein the boss of one of the protagonists is an alcoholic who has drunk himself into impotency - which renders his peaking on the male youngsters rather pointless, I guess.

Edit: is it 'peaking on' or 'peaking at'?
Jesus loves you.
No really: He even loves me - and I am a Christian.
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BearNation
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Bobby Butterpaws
Actually, "peeking at." :)
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Fennijer
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Insignificantly significant.
Closeted Cases,Apr 18 2010
05:37 PM

Edit: is it 'peaking on' or 'peaking at'?

It depends on the context. If you mean peeking as in 'taking a quick glance ' then it would be peeking AT. If you mean peaking as in 'reaching a climax', then it would be peaking WITH
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BearNation
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Bobby Butterpaws
Fennijer,Apr 21 2010
03:32 AM
Closeted Cases,Apr 18 2010
05:37 PM

Edit: is it 'peaking on' or 'peaking at'?

It depends on the context. If you mean peeking as in 'taking a quick glance ' then it would be peeking AT. If you mean peaking as in 'reaching a climax', then it would be peaking WITH

Mother peeked in on her children.

Gracieland was peeking at the shirtless boys.

He peaked with a score of 95.

Gay peaked at 100 nations, then declined.

The peak of Mount Everest glistened in the sun.

He was piqued by the rude comment.


These are all correct usages in American English. Fenn will have to be the arbiter of the Queen's English. :D

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torvaldia
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Penguin Wrangler
The chill winds of winter are back
And men without shirts are in lack.
But 'ere spring's again,
If I just hit the gym,
I, too, might have a six-pack.
History will not judge us merely for overcoming our challenges, but for how we respond to them. If we allow fear to dictate our actions ... we will have utterly conquered ourselves. You, the people, must now decide if we will step forth from this inferno and claim our place in history, or recede into the ashes of time as a cautionary tale to later generations. Our future begins--or ends--with your decision. ~PCS Jack Ihn, undelivered campaign speech
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BearNation
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Bobby Butterpaws
A six pack has eluded me,
Although I'd very much like it, you see.
From fitness to fat,
Migraine meds are like that,
I now have a waist like a tree.
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Closeted Cases
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I haven't lost one gram of weight,
But my circumference, to date,
Has shrunk by a size -
And I realise
My shoulders have packed on, of late.
Jesus loves you.
No really: He even loves me - and I am a Christian.
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BearNation
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Bobby Butterpaws
There once was a chap, "Closet' Cases"
Who was known for his open races,
He liked his queer
To talk over beer
But they'd better know their right places.

:P
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Omni-Palonie
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Sapient Homo
There was a gay man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was an arse I would fuck it!"

Are you gonna go, to the Sodom and Gomorrah Show? It's got everything you need for your complete entertainment and instruction. Sun, Sex, Sin, Divine Intervention, Death and Destruction. The Sodom and Gomorrah show is a once-in-a-lifetime production.
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Homodia
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Omni-Palonie,Jan 23 2012
12:54 PM
There was a gay man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was an arse I would fuck it!"

Oh You! :P
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