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| Gay Limericks; Your Favorite Queer Limericks! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 14 Jun 2008, 21:44 (222 Views) | |
| Merric | 14 Jun 2008, 21:44 Post #1 |
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Taken from the RMB in response to the limerick competition going on in one of the Pacifics or another... Merric: There once was a Region named Gay Where everyone acted quite fey It's beautifully queer, We love living here Where fabulous rules the day! Fennijer We're the people that Westboro hates, We frequently have mass debates, We're the region of GAY. Why not come and stay? You may even end up with some dates! Some gays are built much like Ox's While others are wily like foxes. With Tops, Bottoms and Hairy, And the odd muscle-mary, You find we trade closets for boxes. BearNation To some, being gay means "funny," But add "sexy," "witty," and "fab," honey, If the loud are some form of queer, It means equality's near, In marriage and housing and money. When travel'ing the US of A, There are many fine places to stay: Castro, Provincetown.... all where gays do abound. In Key West see drag every day! Sub Passivia Homophobes call me a 'fag' You won't ever see me in drag, but when behind doors, I am found on all fours, And my catchphrase is *replaces ballgag* I once grossed BearNation with chicken, Something I said made him sicken, With a flick of the wrist, And a bit of a twist, You will find its not giblets I'm lickin' Ki Baratan Bigoted people judge based on what they see Its sad because I just wanna be me They ask each other why Then go home and cry and wonder what its like to be truly free Closeted Cases This region's variety 's great There's a box for each sort of odd mate. So I'm glad to be here But don't call me a queer! I am not in a closet, but straight. |
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| BearNation | 9 Dec 2008, 16:47 Post #2 |
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Bobby Butterpaws
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There once was a Nature Preserve, Whose riches did some nations unnerve. Region Council fights To see if some rights To this territory Fennijer may serve. |
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| Closeted Cases | 15 Apr 2010, 07:38 Post #3 |
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Calvinist Charm Offensive
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The sun shone, there was merry weather Our romance went hither and thether The way that we carried on Showed we were married on Grounds that will keep us together |
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Jesus loves you. No really: He even loves me - and I am a Christian. | |
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| BearNation | 17 Apr 2010, 18:42 Post #4 |
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Bobby Butterpaws
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Spring is finally here, Shirtless men wand'ring round are quite dear. I love them with pelt, round or even quite svelte, my preference for fur is quite clear. |
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| Closeted Cases | 18 Apr 2010, 16:37 Post #5 |
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Calvinist Charm Offensive
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I once read a book by Houellebecq 'Bout shirtless male youth on its back At play in the park While watched from the dark By a drunk with numb balls in his sac. The book was, of course, "Les particules élémentaires", wherein the boss of one of the protagonists is an alcoholic who has drunk himself into impotency - which renders his peaking on the male youngsters rather pointless, I guess. Edit: is it 'peaking on' or 'peaking at'? |
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Jesus loves you. No really: He even loves me - and I am a Christian. | |
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| BearNation | 19 Apr 2010, 13:48 Post #6 |
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Bobby Butterpaws
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Actually, "peeking at." |
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| Fennijer | 21 Apr 2010, 08:32 Post #7 |
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Insignificantly significant.
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It depends on the context. If you mean peeking as in 'taking a quick glance ' then it would be peeking AT. If you mean peaking as in 'reaching a climax', then it would be peaking WITH |
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| BearNation | 21 Apr 2010, 13:03 Post #8 |
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Bobby Butterpaws
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Mother peeked in on her children. Gracieland was peeking at the shirtless boys. He peaked with a score of 95. Gay peaked at 100 nations, then declined. The peak of Mount Everest glistened in the sun. He was piqued by the rude comment. These are all correct usages in American English. Fenn will have to be the arbiter of the Queen's English. |
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| torvaldia | 20 Dec 2010, 05:51 Post #9 |
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Penguin Wrangler
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The chill winds of winter are back And men without shirts are in lack. But 'ere spring's again, If I just hit the gym, I, too, might have a six-pack. |
| History will not judge us merely for overcoming our challenges, but for how we respond to them. If we allow fear to dictate our actions ... we will have utterly conquered ourselves. You, the people, must now decide if we will step forth from this inferno and claim our place in history, or recede into the ashes of time as a cautionary tale to later generations. Our future begins--or ends--with your decision. ~PCS Jack Ihn, undelivered campaign speech | |
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| BearNation | 3 Feb 2011, 14:59 Post #10 |
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Bobby Butterpaws
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A six pack has eluded me, Although I'd very much like it, you see. From fitness to fat, Migraine meds are like that, I now have a waist like a tree. |
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| Closeted Cases | 8 Feb 2011, 15:19 Post #11 |
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Calvinist Charm Offensive
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I haven't lost one gram of weight, But my circumference, to date, Has shrunk by a size - And I realise My shoulders have packed on, of late. |
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Jesus loves you. No really: He even loves me - and I am a Christian. | |
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| BearNation | 15 Jun 2011, 15:05 Post #12 |
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Bobby Butterpaws
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There once was a chap, "Closet' Cases" Who was known for his open races, He liked his queer To talk over beer But they'd better know their right places.
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| Omni-Palonie | 23 Jan 2012, 18:54 Post #13 |
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Sapient Homo
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There was a gay man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was an arse I would fuck it!" |
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| Homodia | 26 Jan 2012, 10:18 Post #14 |
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Kitten Kosmonaut
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Oh You!
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