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Topic Started: Apr 30 2004, 02:14 AM (953 Views)
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Those rare situations:

> Problem: A player considers you to be lower intelect than he, so he states what most of the more talkitive players have already heard time and time again, 'Get lost, newb!'

> Solution: 'Uh, where am I?' (Start walking around in circles a few times. Using the 'thinking' action in RS2 just adds to the funeven more of pissing off the true newb.)

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> Problem: After all your hard work of burying bone after endless bone, in your pursuit of reaching higher prayer level (praise be to Saradomin), you encounter a high level zombie (random event) calling out to you, 'Brains!!!'

> Solution: Laugh it off, take everything as a joke (when acceptible). Just say, 'Go away, we ain't got none!' The next best plan of action is to run, because most likely if you aren't prepared with food on you, then he will most likely kill you, despite your sad attempt at a punchline.

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.......?Crime doesnt pay?????.............
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Visualize Whirled Peas.


This is what Eno said to me, when he said he was going, so I told him, "Peace." He said it was a bumper sticker he saw once before, and it just came to mind from what I said.

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Without accidents, the world would cease to exist.


Hey, I'm here, right? Lol. Well, I believe that rarely do couples ever 'plan' on a kid. It just happens. So, don't worry if you think you are a mess up, so is everyone else.

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I'm a non-conformist!

Yeah, sure you are. Just like the rest of us. ;) Lol.

I just think it's funny when people claim the impossible. You can be rebelious, but you can never be a non-conformist.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that i don't know the answer

and the next 1 is by sum comedian chick, on being asked about a man having an affair
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Check the birth cirtificate, honey. If he's a man, he's having an affair.

the next 1 if from a great song by a great man.( no, not bloody shannon nole)
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He ain't worried about 2morro, cause he just made up his mind. Lifes too short for burnin bridges.... So Take it one day at a time.
Now, i dunno if i got the words exactly right but the general gist of it is there.

10k to the person who can tell me what song it is, and who sings it.
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I'm out of this one. Probably someone I never heard of.
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Beer has food value.
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Well, if you are throwing out old pizza dough at night, it kind of smells similar to beer. ;) Yeast.. mmm.
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"If its illegal to steal a guy's TV, why is it alright to steal a guy's girl?"
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Yeah, I like that one.
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