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Ultimate Showdown!; ..of Ultimate Destiny!
Topic Started: Dec 27 2005, 08:49 PM (155 Views)
Merili
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:laugh: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
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TailsCorra
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We need to update the 30 things about Chuck Norris, that he can indeed be beaten by the combined forces of Gandalf the White and Grey, The Black Knight of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dentio Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Coyboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminater, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Super Man, all the power rangers, Bill Preston, Theodore Logan, Spoc, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
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Merili
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:laugh:

Old Godzilla was hoppin around
Tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzila with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didnt expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came from out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquile O'neal
then they both got flattened by the batmobile
but before he could make back to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
he took an ak47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran outta bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
good guys bad guys and explosions as far the eye can see!
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
when Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
cuz Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
and he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
good guys bad guys and explosions as far the eye can see!
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown...

Angels sang out... In an imaculate chorus
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris
who deliverd a kick... which could shatter bones
into the crotch... of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crunched Batman's head... in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop
Terminater
Captian Kirk
and Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Superman
every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock
The Rock
Doc Oc
and Hulk Hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater...

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
good guys bad guys explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be?
this is the ultimate showdown...
this is the ultimate showdown...

of ultimate destiny!

:heh2:

must.. memorize.. @_@
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Solanus Dracon
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Dec 27 2005, 09:03 PM
We need to update the 30 things about Chuck Norris, that he can indeed be beaten by the combined forces of Gandalf the White and Grey, The Black Knight of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dentio Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Coyboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminater, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Super Man, all the power rangers, Bill Preston, Theodore Logan, Spoc, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

How would Ted Logan and Bill Preston be able to do anything to Chuck Norris? Maybe if they took Ted when he later became Neo, then it would make sense.
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TailsCorra
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Solanus Dracon
Dec 28 2005, 02:28 PM
TailsCorra
Dec 27 2005, 09:03 PM
We need to update the 30 things about Chuck Norris, that he can indeed be beaten by the combined forces of Gandalf the White and Grey, The Black Knight of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dentio Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Coyboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminater, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Super Man, all the power rangers, Bill Preston, Theodore Logan, Spoc, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

How would Ted Logan and Bill Preston be able to do anything to Chuck Norris? Maybe if they took Ted when he later became Neo, then it would make sense.

Dude, not ONLY have they traveled through time, but they've been on two quests which contained some excellance and a little bit of bogus...

What the heck has Jambi done other then sit on his head's arse in his box until he's called out by the 'magic word'?

(And for the hell of quoting a freind I spoke to today, she said B+T was one of the last great things Keenu had done before going onto Speed and Matrix)
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