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| Ultimate Showdown!; ..of Ultimate Destiny! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 27 2005, 08:49 PM (155 Views) | |
| Merili | Dec 27 2005, 08:49 PM Post #1 |
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:laugh: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 |
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| TailsCorra | Dec 27 2005, 09:03 PM Post #2 |
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We need to update the 30 things about Chuck Norris, that he can indeed be beaten by the combined forces of Gandalf the White and Grey, The Black Knight of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dentio Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Coyboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminater, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Super Man, all the power rangers, Bill Preston, Theodore Logan, Spoc, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan |
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| Merili | Dec 27 2005, 09:28 PM Post #3 |
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Herb Goddess~
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:laugh: Old Godzilla was hoppin around Tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzila with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didnt expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came from out of the blue and he started beating up Shaquile O'neal then they both got flattened by the batmobile but before he could make back to the bat cave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave he took an ak47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran outta bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! good guys bad guys and explosions as far the eye can see! and only one will survive I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track when Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back and Batman was injured and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find cuz Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist and he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! good guys bad guys and explosions as far the eye can see! and only one will survive I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown... Angels sang out... In an imaculate chorus Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris who deliverd a kick... which could shatter bones into the crotch... of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crunched Batman's head... in between his thighs Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop Terminater Captian Kirk and Darth Vader Lo Pan Superman every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe the fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater... This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! good guys bad guys explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be? this is the ultimate showdown... this is the ultimate showdown... of ultimate destiny! :heh2: must.. memorize.. @_@ |
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| Solanus Dracon | Dec 28 2005, 02:28 PM Post #4 |
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How would Ted Logan and Bill Preston be able to do anything to Chuck Norris? Maybe if they took Ted when he later became Neo, then it would make sense. |
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| TailsCorra | Dec 28 2005, 07:36 PM Post #5 |
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Dude, not ONLY have they traveled through time, but they've been on two quests which contained some excellance and a little bit of bogus... What the heck has Jambi done other then sit on his head's arse in his box until he's called out by the 'magic word'? (And for the hell of quoting a freind I spoke to today, she said B+T was one of the last great things Keenu had done before going onto Speed and Matrix) |
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