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The Wanger
Topic Started: Jul 25 2008, 10:30 PM (71 Views)
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What do you stats nerds think about his return?
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Jul 25 2008, 10:30 PM
What do you stats nerds think about his return?

Mid September, he's huge for us. Bottom line is he's a winner and is towards the tops in all of baseball in wins since 2005. I can't wait for him to come back! Sets up the postseason staff nice.

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I'll be very surprised if he's back this year.
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Jul 25 2008, 11:01 PM
I'll be very surprised if he's back this year.

I won't.
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Jul 25 2008, 10:01 PM
I'll be very surprised if he's back this year.

What??? You don't believe in Chinese medicine? Just use some Tiger Balm and he'll be right in there the first of September... :no:
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Jul 26 2008, 10:01 AM
Mantlemurcer
Jul 25 2008, 10:01 PM
I'll be very surprised if he's back this year.

What??? You don't believe in Chinese medicine? Just use some Tiger Balm and he'll be right in there the first of September... :no:

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(Sounds of knocking in the background on Kramer's door)

KRAMER: Hey Maestro!

MAESTRO: Ah, Kramer.

KRAMER: I'm in here. How's it going.

MAESTRO: Fine.

JERRY: Hi Bob.

(Kramer coughs purposely and motions toward maestro with his head)

JERRY: (Apologetically) Oh, I'm sorry. Maestro.

KRAMER: Well, this is a surprise ha?

MAESTRO: I just wanted to drop off this Chinese balm for your burns. It's supposed

to be great stuff. It's all herbal.

KRAMER: Oh Maestro, you, what are you doing? You don't have to do this. Do you

believe this Maestro?

MAESTRO: It's nothing.



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[Setting: Back seat of a cab. Jackie and Kramer]

JACKIE: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you

to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the

doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

KRAMER: I guess I screwed up huh Jackie?

JACKIE: Your damn right you screwed up. Where the hell did you get that damm balm

anyway?

KRAMER: The Maestro.

JACKIE: The who? What are you talking about Maestro?

KRAMER: My friend he's a conductor.

JACKIE: Oh oh oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it?

KRAMER: Well my stomach was burning.

JACKIE: I tell you what this is. This is a public humiliation.

KRAMER: Well I didn't know the balm was gonna work.

JACKIE: Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Didn't you read

the instructions?

KRAMER: Well I ...

JACKIE: (interrupts) No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

KRAMER: I'm sorry Jackie.

JACKIE: (To cab driver) Pull over here driver this is it.

KRAMER: (Motions with his head) Yeah, get over.

(Scene ends)
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