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Jeter Validates Parking
Topic Started: Oct 16 2007, 10:51 AM (129 Views)
Mantlemurcer
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October 16, 2007 -- IF Bronx Bomber Derek Jeter wants to keep his sex life a secret, he should learn to tie up any post-tryst loose ends.

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking."

"The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.

"Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"

After a bit of insistence, "they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all," said our snitch.

Tongues in Miami are wagging over Jeter's stint in Miami, where he was spotted Friday night dining at Nobu, then partying it up with Timbaland at Skybar. "They took over the table in the back and drank Grey Goose all night," said a fellow reveler. "Five girls were dancing around him, but he didn't seem interested."

Jeter was spotted acting equally detached later that night at Set, where he was "surrounded by throngs of women five rows deep. He was hanging with a guy friend, though, and didn't seem to take much interest in the hordes of ladies."

Evidently, the Yankee captain likes to keep his conquests behind closed doors, because there were no Jeter sightings Saturday night.

"I heard he was staying in the penthouse at the Shore Club," said one Miami source. "He checked in solo Friday, but nobody saw him Saturday night . . . and everyone down here talks when big names come to town. Maybe he was holed up in his suite all night?"

Jeter is notorious for his off-field plays - he's been linked to the likes of Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jordana Brewster, Mariah Carey, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo and Gabrielle Union. Shore Club reps had "no comment," and a Yankee rep did not return calls.


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What the hell are you doing reading the gossip columns, MM?
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Oct 16 2007, 08:59 AM
What the hell are you doing reading the gossip columns, MM?

Reading the gossip columns? Hell, he was the chick in the mini skirt...Jeta and Timbaland were waaaay f*cked up on The Goose, and MM was looking good. Good thing Jete payed for his parking or else a whole 3 people woulda had to hear about it on the old man's blahg...

:yes:

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Oct 16 2007, 12:02 PM
amit
Oct 16 2007, 08:59 AM
What the hell are you doing reading the gossip columns, MM?

Reading the gossip columns? Hell, he was the chick in the mini skirt...Jeta and Timbaland were waaaay f*cked up on The Goose, and MM was looking good. Good thing Jete payed for his parking or else a whole 3 people woulda had to hear about it on the old man's blahg...

:yes:

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:laugh: that's frightening
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Oct 16 2007, 11:59 AM
What the hell are you doing reading the gossip columns, MM?

it was on The Big Lead
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Two women at once. Looks like all those double plays have continued into the offseason as well.



HEY OH!
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Oct 16 2007, 10:02 AM
Two women at once. Looks like all those double plays have continued into the offseason as well.



HEY OH!

:laugh: Nicely done. :clap:
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Oct 16 2007, 01:02 PM
Two women at once. Looks like all those double plays have continued into the offseason as well.



HEY OH!

:laugh:
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Oct 16 2007, 01:07 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 01:02 PM
Two women at once. Looks like all those double plays have continued into the offseason as well.



HEY OH!

:laugh:

:laugh:

Did the ladies say that "after last night he better take care of this" was Jeter that bad the night before that they demanded he pay for the parking? :laugh:
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Oct 16 2007, 01:50 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 01:07 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 01:02 PM
Two women at once. Looks like all those double plays have continued into the offseason as well.



HEY OH!

:laugh:

:laugh:

Did the ladies say that "after last night he better take care of this" was Jeter that bad the night before that they demanded he pay for the parking? :laugh:

It could have meant I f*cked the guy the least he could do is validate my parking.
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Oct 16 2007, 02:01 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 01:07 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 01:02 PM
Two women at once. Looks like all those double plays have continued into the offseason as well.



HEY OH!

:laugh:

:laugh:

Did the ladies say that "after last night he better take care of this" was Jeter that bad the night before that they demanded he pay for the parking? :laugh:

It could have meant I f*cked the guy the least he could do is validate my parking.

That's obviously what he meant...good thing it wasn't Vin, or they'd both be knocked up ;)
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Oct 16 2007, 11:17 AM
...good thing it wasn't Vin, or they'd both be knocked up ;)

:lmao: :lmao:
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Oct 16 2007, 01:07 PM
Yanks473
Oct 16 2007, 01:02 PM
Two women at once. Looks like all those double plays have continued into the offseason as well.



HEY OH!

:laugh:

:laugh:

Did the ladies say that "after last night he better take care of this" was Jeter that bad the night before that they demanded he pay for the parking? :laugh:

It could have meant I f*cked the guy the least he could do is validate my parking.

That's obviously what he meant...good thing it wasn't Vin, or they'd both be knocked up ;)

:rofl: :bc:
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Looks like the Captain has become numb to first round exits. Didn't take him too long to bounce back and get abdomen deep in some Florida hoes.
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Oct 16 2007, 04:58 PM
Looks like the Captain has become numb to first round exits. Didn't take him too long to bounce back and get abdomen deep in some Florida hoes.

Hey, if I have a bad couple weeks at work that doesn't mean I stop liking to F.
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Oct 16 2007, 06:45 PM
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Looks like the Captain has become numb to first round exits. Didn't take him too long to bounce back and get abdomen deep in some Florida hoes.

Hey, if I have a bad couple weeks at work that doesn't mean I stop liking to F.

Helps ease the mind and the pain.
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Oct 16 2007, 08:10 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 06:45 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 04:58 PM
Looks like the Captain has become numb to first round exits. Didn't take him too long to bounce back and get abdomen deep in some Florida hoes.

Hey, if I have a bad couple weeks at work that doesn't mean I stop liking to F.

Helps ease the mind and the pain.

Yeah, booze and pussy. The cure for what ails ya.
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Oct 16 2007, 07:29 PM
booze and pussy. The cure for what ails ya.

A-MEN to that, brother. :rock:
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Oct 16 2007, 10:29 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 06:45 PM
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Oct 16 2007, 04:58 PM
Looks like the Captain has become numb to first round exits. Didn't take him too long to bounce back and get abdomen deep in some Florida hoes.

Hey, if I have a bad couple weeks at work that doesn't mean I stop liking to F.

Helps ease the mind and the pain.

Yeah, booze and pussy. The cure for what ails ya.

not necessarily in that order
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