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You know who I would love to bone?
Topic Started: Jan 8 2007, 01:25 AM (130 Views)
BleacherCreature

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Rachel Nichols.

She looks like she would be a filthy whore in the sack.....

:yes:
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I thought for sure you were going to say Tim Carter. :evilgrin:
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Jan 8 2007, 09:13 AM
I thought for sure you were going to say Tim Carter. :evilgrin:

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Jan 8 2007, 10:26 AM
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Jan 8 2007, 09:13 AM
I thought for sure you were going to say Tim Carter.  :evilgrin:

:-|

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Jan 8 2007, 01:25 AM
Rachel Nichols.

She looks like she would be a filthy whore in the sack.....

:yes:

She's not on my "would love to bone" list, but I'd hit that. And I agree about her looking like she'd get down on some handcuff a dude to the headboard and go wild on the cowgirl sh*t.
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Jan 8 2007, 04:12 PM
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Jan 8 2007, 01:25 AM
Rachel Nichols.

She looks like she would be a filthy whore in the sack.....

:yes:

I agree about her looking like she'd get down on some handcuff a dude to the headboard and go wild on the cowgirl sh*t.

Thats what I'm talkin about....

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Jan 8 2007, 06:21 PM
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Jan 8 2007, 04:12 PM
BleacherCreature
Jan 8 2007, 01:25 AM
Rachel Nichols.

She looks like she would be a filthy whore in the sack.....

:yes:

I agree about her looking like she'd get down on some handcuff a dude to the headboard and go wild on the cowgirl sh*t.

Thats what I'm talkin about....

:thumbup:

Like she wouldn't say sh*t to you during the whole thing, until you said, "Slow down, baby, I'm about to cum," and she snapped back with, "Shut the f*ck up. I'm not done yet." And kept going for about 10 minutes after you busted.

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Is there ever a picture where Eli doesn't look pathetic? Look at the face. He looks like Haley Joel Osment in "The Sixth Sense" right before he says, "I see dead people."
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Jan 8 2007, 04:12 PM
BleacherCreature
Jan 8 2007, 01:25 AM
Rachel Nichols.

She looks like she would be a filthy whore in the sack.....

:yes:

She's not on my "would love to bone" list, but I'd hit that. And I agree about her looking like she'd get down on some handcuff a dude to the headboard and go wild on the cowgirl sh*t.

Having met her in person, I think she'd be right up your alley, Strider.

You wouldn't know it to see her on TV, but she's got a big ole butt. Tiny upper body, narrow waist, and them BAM! Badonkadonk.
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Jan 8 2007, 06:33 PM
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Jan 8 2007, 04:12 PM
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Jan 8 2007, 01:25 AM
Rachel Nichols.

She looks like she would be a filthy whore in the sack.....

:yes:

She's not on my "would love to bone" list, but I'd hit that. And I agree about her looking like she'd get down on some handcuff a dude to the headboard and go wild on the cowgirl sh*t.

Having met her in person, I think she'd be right up your alley, Strider.

You wouldn't know it to see her on TV, but she's got a big ole butt. Tiny upper body, narrow waist, and them BAM! Badonkadonk.

:laugh: I'm actually more of a titty man, but I appreciate the badonkadonk.

When'd you meet her?
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Yo, where did that Carl Banks quote come from???
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Jan 8 2007, 05:31 PM
Is there ever a picture where Eli doesn't look pathetic? Look at the face. He looks like Haley Joel Osment in "The Sixth Sense" right before he says, "I see dead people."

:laugh: :laugh:


No sh*t, kid cant even pull some nice pussy without looking like a complete toolbox.

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Jan 8 2007, 06:41 PM
Yo, where did that Carl Banks quote come from???

Someone posted it on a different board. I can't find the direct link online, but I see it mentioned on other sites that Banks, on his radio show, repeatedly called Emmons a coward. It was after the Redskins game. But, with Carlos Emmons, it applies to every game.

Pussy bitch. He didn't make a single tackle yesterday. Not a solo tackle or even an assist. NOTHING! He didn't contribute in any way. I never wanted him here, hated him when he got here and then got disgusted that he wasn't cut. I'll paste something I wrote about an hour ago in response to the quote.

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I love it. I guess this gives it validity now. Because it seems like nobody had believed me before. And I know none of you believed me when I said that he laid down to avoid getting blocked by Lorenzo Neal on a Tomlinson run in 2005. A 6-5, 250-pound linebacker laying down like a good hooker.

And it's not this game or recently or this season. Emmons has been crap since he got here. If you ask me, he was overrated before he got here (that Eagles Defensive MVP title can kiss my ass). Him and Will Demps. Two overrated bitches they signed coming off serious leg injuries. He's a tackle-missing, block-scared pussy who takes the worst angles, can't cover and is horrible in space.

I wish I kept all the games I've taped. I remember a pre-season game against the Jets his first season here. Curtis Martin breaks off a long run, pretty much all because Emmons is worse at figuring angles than a remedial math student. And the Cowboys game when I counted 8 missed tackles. Then on the Tuesday after, I read Paul Schwartz's Giants report card and he said he counted 11 missed tackles by Emmons. f*ck it, let's meet in the middle and call it 9½. That's disgusting. Some guys screw up but there's the get-back in the occassional big play. Nope. There should be a stat for blitz success rate, like batting average. He couldn't play the run, he's sh*t in coverage, so hey, send him a few times. Nope. Lil' Carlito rarely broke through, and when he did, he'd get brick wall'd by the running back. Well, except for that time in 2004 when he got the late hit on Vick.

I can't think of one game against the Eagles since he's been here in which Westbrook hasn't made him look like a baby with a full diaper on a juke move. Whether a swing pass or a toss, whenever he got Emmons 1-on-1, you were gonna have to wait for Gibril Wilson to come into your picture before you could expect #36 to be touched.

The best thing Emmons did for this team was be injury prone. But the coaching staff kept running (more like jogging) him out there, when he could go. I have to think that it was because he and Tim Lewis go way back. It's sad, but at this point I really trust my own judgement more than I do the Giants coaches'. So in my opinion, Gerris Wilkinson is better than Emmons. Aside from the fact that I watched tape of him at Georgia Tech and he looked like DeMeco Ryans, I think he's better than Emmons by default. We could pull Levon Kirkland, who I'm sure by now is a sweet potato pie from 400 pounds, out of retirement and I don't think he'd suck as much as Carlos Emmons.
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Think I'm exaggerating about him not having done ANYTHING yesterday?

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Carlos Emmons started the game, right? How a linebacker can go an entire game with making or assisting on a tackle is unbeknownst to me. That's less possible than a center going a whole game without a rebound.

I guess when you're that much of a pussy if reflects in the numbers sometimes.

Just to confirm, because sometimes a source will f*ck up. I checked Yahoo Sports, which has a more detailed defensive stat sheet.

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Mo'f*cker started the game and he ain't present.
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Jan 8 2007, 05:39 PM
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Jan 8 2007, 06:33 PM
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Jan 8 2007, 04:12 PM
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Jan 8 2007, 01:25 AM
Rachel Nichols.

She looks like she would be a filthy whore in the sack.....

:yes:

She's not on my "would love to bone" list, but I'd hit that. And I agree about her looking like she'd get down on some handcuff a dude to the headboard and go wild on the cowgirl sh*t.

Having met her in person, I think she'd be right up your alley, Strider.

You wouldn't know it to see her on TV, but she's got a big ole butt. Tiny upper body, narrow waist, and them BAM! Badonkadonk.

:laugh: I'm actually more of a titty man, but I appreciate the badonkadonk.

When'd you meet her?

At Redskins minicamp a few years ago. It was Gibbs' first year back as coach, she was new on the scene at ESPN, having begun her career in the Washington area.

I was covering camp for my old radio station down there. My first thought was, "damn, i'd hit that."
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