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The Phat Phree's MLB All Coke-Head Team; Posted: 9/26/2006 by: Alex Fritz
Topic Started: Sep 28 2006, 04:47 PM (102 Views)
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When I think about what makes America great, I immediately think of two things: Baseball and cocaine.

Yes, like mom and apple pie, nose candy and baseball represent all that is good with this great land of ours. Teamwork, hustle, desire, and the ability to stay up all night banging whores and listening to Parliament Funkadelic albums is what truly makes the US of A the greatest country in the world.

A select few of America's finest have had the ability to sublimely blend the best of both worlds; to both cut toot and stretch a double into a triple.

The 1970's dawned a new era in Major League Baseball. The previous generation's players had been ravenous alcoholics. They boozed until the wee hours of the morning and then fought their hangovers off with ample amounts of amphetamines before game time, only to start the cycle anew once the final out had been recorded. This way of thinking was challenged by the young players of the '70's. They wouldn't be saddled with hangovers caused by alcohol, the drug of their parent’s generation.

No, they would ride the white dragon and trip the light fantastic, arriving at the ball park with energy abound and an itchy nose.

With a tip of the cap and a runny nasal cavity, The Phat Phree salutes these paranoid warriors with the MLB All-Coke Head Team:


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Joe Morgan? Where the f*ck did they come up with that? The rest is all true, but that one is BS.
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Mantlemurcer
Sep 28 2006, 04:50 PM
Joe Morgan? Where the f*ck did they come up with that? The rest is all true, but that one is BS.

His nose is waaaaay too big......no way he put that huge thing to waste. He used it well.
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Sep 28 2006, 05:06 PM
Mantlemurcer
Sep 28 2006, 04:50 PM
Joe Morgan? Where the f*ck did they come up with that?  The rest is all true, but that one is BS.

His nose is waaaaay too big......no way he put that huge thing to waste. He used it well.

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Sep 28 2006, 05:13 PM
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Sep 28 2006, 05:06 PM
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Sep 28 2006, 04:50 PM
Joe Morgan? Where the f*ck did they come up with that?  The rest is all true, but that one is BS.

His nose is waaaaay too big......no way he put that huge thing to waste. He used it well.

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naw, that's more of a :-|
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He could probably suck a dick with that nose...
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Sep 28 2006, 05:13 PM
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Sep 28 2006, 05:06 PM
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Sep 28 2006, 04:50 PM
Joe Morgan? Where the f*ck did they come up with that?  The rest is all true, but that one is BS.

His nose is waaaaay too big......no way he put that huge thing to waste. He used it well.

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Yeah, I'm way out of line. He doesn't have a big nose. :rolleyes:
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Are you saying all black people have large noses?
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Sep 29 2006, 10:52 AM
Are you saying all black people have large noses?

No, I would never say such a thing. Shame on you for having that thought in your mind.
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Raycist :please:
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