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I get in - just walk through the door - put the TV on and what do I see? 5-2 Red Sox. I say to myself, "Mm-hmm, Twat is getting lit up." But then I see Small on the mound. So I think, "Good, so the bitch probably got injured. Hopefully he took a linedrive to the thigh and cried." It's 2 outs and Ramirez has 2 strikes on him and after a couple foul balls...the f@ggot in right field drops it.

And f*ck your family if one of you whores tells me sh*t about the wind. Send that little dickhead back to the minors and leave him there. Let him go for International League MVP. Then send him back to D.R. - like I said a year ago - so he can pick oranges and papaya for Mr. Velez's fruit stand.
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Strizzle, Cano just rocketed a down and in pitch. :D
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You were so on the money about that Twat RJ, f*ck him and his moist pussy!
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Sour Melky is garbage.
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Then send him back to D.R. - like I said a year ago - so he can pick oranges and papaya for Mr. Velez's fruit stand.



:clap: :clap: :clap: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Strizzle, Cano just rocketed a down and in pitch. :D

I'ma tell you what I told you in Johnson's Toronto start. Turn that bullshit off and stop adding to YES' ratings.

I had just finished my tuna sandwich and was taking a piss when I heard Kay saying something like, "And it's Gonzalez' first homerun since August..." Washed my hands, turned it off. I gave up on the season a year ago so it's easy for me to not give a f*ck. The only thing I care about is Johnny Damon getting some stat-pad numbers for the team that matters - the Soggy Bottom Boyz of my fantasy league.

Yo, hadn't you said in spring that **** looked focused and had the eye of the tiger and sh*t. :no1: That's the eye of the ugly, ever-bitter a-hole who knew his stuff was gone, his Ben Gay tube was running low and his babymom's was on some "wah-wah" crap. Nigga, you should've been able to smell the chocha fumes off him, even while he was in Florida.

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You were so on the money about that Twat RJ, f*ck him and his moist pussy!


Mm-hmm. And with the free time, I'm gonna start working on a couple articles and get you that verse.
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Strizzle, Cano just rocketed a down and in pitch.  :D

I'ma tell you what I told you in Johnson's Toronto start. Turn that bullshit off and stop adding to YES' ratings.

I had just finished my tuna sandwich and was taking a piss when I heard Kay saying something like, "And it's Gonzalez' first homerun since August..." Washed my hands, turned it off. I gave up on the season a year ago so it's easy for me to not give a f*ck. The only thing I care about is Johnny Damon getting some stat-pad numbers for the team that matters - the Soggy Bottom Boyz of my fantasy league.

Yo, hadn't you said in spring that **** looked focused and had the eye of the tiger and sh*t. :no1: That's the eye of the ugly, ever-bitter a-hole who knew his stuff was gone, his Ben Gay tube was running low and his babymom's was on some "wah-wah" crap. Nigga, you should've been able to smell the chocha fumes off him, even while he was in Florida.

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You were so on the money about that Twat RJ, f*ck him and his moist pussy!


Mm-hmm. And with the free time, I'm gonna start working on a couple articles and get you that verse.

My problem is I don't have regular programs I watch and I'm upstairs while the Mrs. sleeps. I got nothing to do but watch the game, unless I pop in XBOX, although the TV screen size difference makes it hard to follow
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May 9 2006, 09:08 PM
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Then send him back to D.R. - like I said a year ago - so he can pick oranges and papaya for Mr. Velez's fruit stand.



:clap: :clap: :clap: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You know that sh*t is true. You just see a Dominican dude in his early 50's with a thick-ass Pringles man mustache yelling, "Melky.....mira, Melky! Buscar la papaya y las naranja. VEINTE CADA! PRESURA!"

Then Melky runs and hops on his bicycle. One of these.Posted Image

Can't catch a fly ball or spot the cutoff man, but he'll the sh*t out a tree.
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May 9 2006, 09:19 PM
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Strizzle, Cano just rocketed a down and in pitch.  :D

I'ma tell you what I told you in Johnson's Toronto start. Turn that bullshit off and stop adding to YES' ratings.

I had just finished my tuna sandwich and was taking a piss when I heard Kay saying something like, "And it's Gonzalez' first homerun since August..." Washed my hands, turned it off. I gave up on the season a year ago so it's easy for me to not give a f*ck. The only thing I care about is Johnny Damon getting some stat-pad numbers for the team that matters - the Soggy Bottom Boyz of my fantasy league.

Yo, hadn't you said in spring that **** looked focused and had the eye of the tiger and sh*t. :no1: That's the eye of the ugly, ever-bitter a-hole who knew his stuff was gone, his Ben Gay tube was running low and his babymom's was on some "wah-wah" crap. Nigga, you should've been able to smell the chocha fumes off him, even while he was in Florida.

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You were so on the money about that Twat RJ, f*ck him and his moist pussy!


Mm-hmm. And with the free time, I'm gonna start working on a couple articles and get you that verse.

My problem is I don't have regular programs I watch and I'm upstairs while the Mrs. sleeps. I got nothing to do but watch the game, unless I pop in XBOX, although the TV screen size difference makes it hard to follow

Me either. I just turn it off and post on here and/or listen to music and make calls.
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Then send him back to D.R. - like I said a year ago - so he can pick oranges and papaya for Mr. Velez's fruit stand.



:clap: :clap: :clap: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You know that sh*t is true. You just see a Dominican dude in his early 50's with a thick-ass Pringles man mustache yelling, "Melky.....mira, Melky! Buscar la papaya y las naranja. VEINTE CADA! PRESURA!"

Then Melky runs and hops on his bicycle. One of these.Posted Image

Can't catch a fly ball or spot the cutoff man, but he'll the sh*t out a tree.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I don't know why, but Melky Cabrera also reminds me of someone that would be selling Chaquita bananas in the streets
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May 9 2006, 09:27 PM
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Then send him back to D.R. - like I said a year ago - so he can pick oranges and papaya for Mr. Velez's fruit stand.



:clap: :clap: :clap: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You know that sh*t is true. You just see a Dominican dude in his early 50's with a thick-ass Pringles man mustache yelling, "Melky.....mira, Melky! Buscar la papaya y las naranja. VEINTE CADA! PRESURA!"

Then Melky runs and hops on his bicycle. One of these.Posted Image

Can't catch a fly ball or spot the cutoff man, but he'll the sh*t out a tree.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I don't know why, but Melky Cabrera also reminds me of someone that would be selling Chaquita bananas in the streets

Banas and pre-peeled oranges.
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Strizzle, Cano just rocketed a down and in pitch.  :D

I'ma tell you what I told you in Johnson's Toronto start. Turn that bullshit off and stop adding to YES' ratings.

I had just finished my tuna sandwich and was taking a piss when I heard Kay saying something like, "And it's Gonzalez' first homerun since August..." Washed my hands, turned it off. I gave up on the season a year ago so it's easy for me to not give a f*ck. The only thing I care about is Johnny Damon getting some stat-pad numbers for the team that matters - the Soggy Bottom Boyz of my fantasy league.

Yo, hadn't you said in spring that **** looked focused and had the eye of the tiger and sh*t. :no1: That's the eye of the ugly, ever-bitter a-hole who knew his stuff was gone, his Ben Gay tube was running low and his babymom's was on some "wah-wah" crap. Nigga, you should've been able to smell the chocha fumes off him, even while he was in Florida.

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You were so on the money about that Twat RJ, f*ck him and his moist pussy!


Mm-hmm. And with the free time, I'm gonna start working on a couple articles and get you that verse.

My problem is I don't have regular programs I watch and I'm upstairs while the Mrs. sleeps. I got nothing to do but watch the game, unless I pop in XBOX, although the TV screen size difference makes it hard to follow

Me either. I just turn it off and post on here and/or listen to music and make calls.

Has No Neck spun Kimunuka for Winston Justice and a 4th rounder yet?
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May 9 2006, 09:31 PM
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Strizzle, Cano just rocketed a down and in pitch.  :D

I'ma tell you what I told you in Johnson's Toronto start. Turn that bullshit off and stop adding to YES' ratings.

I had just finished my tuna sandwich and was taking a piss when I heard Kay saying something like, "And it's Gonzalez' first homerun since August..." Washed my hands, turned it off. I gave up on the season a year ago so it's easy for me to not give a f*ck. The only thing I care about is Johnny Damon getting some stat-pad numbers for the team that matters - the Soggy Bottom Boyz of my fantasy league.

Yo, hadn't you said in spring that **** looked focused and had the eye of the tiger and sh*t. :no1: That's the eye of the ugly, ever-bitter a-hole who knew his stuff was gone, his Ben Gay tube was running low and his babymom's was on some "wah-wah" crap. Nigga, you should've been able to smell the chocha fumes off him, even while he was in Florida.

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You were so on the money about that Twat RJ, f*ck him and his moist pussy!


Mm-hmm. And with the free time, I'm gonna start working on a couple articles and get you that verse.

My problem is I don't have regular programs I watch and I'm upstairs while the Mrs. sleeps. I got nothing to do but watch the game, unless I pop in XBOX, although the TV screen size difference makes it hard to follow

Me either. I just turn it off and post on here and/or listen to music and make calls.

Has No Neck spun Kimunuka for Winston Justice and a 4th rounder yet?

Perfect timing on that. My eyes are itching and I rubbed them hard for a few seconds tears came out, just as I exited the last thread I was in. So I read about No Neck and Chimichanga with tears.

If Accorsi parlays that into anything, it would be for Elvis Dumervil and Rob Ninkovich. Because two more pass rushers are better than one.
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Strizzle, Cano just rocketed a down and in pitch.  :D

I'ma tell you what I told you in Johnson's Toronto start. Turn that bullshit off and stop adding to YES' ratings.

I had just finished my tuna sandwich and was taking a piss when I heard Kay saying something like, "And it's Gonzalez' first homerun since August..." Washed my hands, turned it off. I gave up on the season a year ago so it's easy for me to not give a f*ck. The only thing I care about is Johnny Damon getting some stat-pad numbers for the team that matters - the Soggy Bottom Boyz of my fantasy league.

Yo, hadn't you said in spring that **** looked focused and had the eye of the tiger and sh*t. :no1: That's the eye of the ugly, ever-bitter a-hole who knew his stuff was gone, his Ben Gay tube was running low and his babymom's was on some "wah-wah" crap. Nigga, you should've been able to smell the chocha fumes off him, even while he was in Florida.

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You were so on the money about that Twat RJ, f*ck him and his moist pussy!


Mm-hmm. And with the free time, I'm gonna start working on a couple articles and get you that verse.

My problem is I don't have regular programs I watch and I'm upstairs while the Mrs. sleeps. I got nothing to do but watch the game, unless I pop in XBOX, although the TV screen size difference makes it hard to follow

Me either. I just turn it off and post on here and/or listen to music and make calls.

Has No Neck spun Kimunuka for Winston Justice and a 4th rounder yet?

Perfect timing on that. My eyes are itching and I rubbed them hard for a few seconds tears came out, just as I exited the last thread I was in. So I read about No Neck and Chimichanga with tears.

If Accorsi parlays that into anything, it would be for Elvis Dumervil and Rob Ninkovich. Because two more pass rushers are better than one.

Seriously man. Treat me like a customer at a Chinese massage parlor. Ease my tensions when it comes to us passing on Justice and taking Kimunuka.
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Strizzle, Cano just rocketed a down and in pitch.  :D

I'ma tell you what I told you in Johnson's Toronto start. Turn that bullshit off and stop adding to YES' ratings.

I had just finished my tuna sandwich and was taking a piss when I heard Kay saying something like, "And it's Gonzalez' first homerun since August..." Washed my hands, turned it off. I gave up on the season a year ago so it's easy for me to not give a f*ck. The only thing I care about is Johnny Damon getting some stat-pad numbers for the team that matters - the Soggy Bottom Boyz of my fantasy league.

Yo, hadn't you said in spring that **** looked focused and had the eye of the tiger and sh*t. :no1: That's the eye of the ugly, ever-bitter a-hole who knew his stuff was gone, his Ben Gay tube was running low and his babymom's was on some "wah-wah" crap. Nigga, you should've been able to smell the chocha fumes off him, even while he was in Florida.

Quote:
 
You were so on the money about that Twat RJ, f*ck him and his moist pussy!


Mm-hmm. And with the free time, I'm gonna start working on a couple articles and get you that verse.

My problem is I don't have regular programs I watch and I'm upstairs while the Mrs. sleeps. I got nothing to do but watch the game, unless I pop in XBOX, although the TV screen size difference makes it hard to follow

Me either. I just turn it off and post on here and/or listen to music and make calls.

Has No Neck spun Kimunuka for Winston Justice and a 4th rounder yet?

Perfect timing on that. My eyes are itching and I rubbed them hard for a few seconds tears came out, just as I exited the last thread I was in. So I read about No Neck and Chimichanga with tears.

If Accorsi parlays that into anything, it would be for Elvis Dumervil and Rob Ninkovich. Because two more pass rushers are better than one.

Seriously man. Treat me like a customer at a Chinese massage parlor. Ease my tensions when it comes to us passing on Justice and taking Kimunuka.

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