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I Can't Understand Women
Topic Started: Feb 26 2006, 03:31 AM (54 Views)
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My gf wakes me up at 7:00 AM on Thursday morning and tells me she needs a face lift. Now the gf is much younger than I am and on top of that she looks young for her age. I don’t know what the hell she is talking about. Since I retired you wake me up at 7:00 AM and you take your f*cking life in your hand. I told her that her face looks fine and I went back to sleep. She doesn’t talk to me until today when she asks me if she can buy some face rejuvenator. I give in and now she’s happy. So now I’m happy. I don’t see what the cream can do for her. There’s nothing wrong with her face. No wrinkles. Can somebody tell me what the hell this was all about? Nikky or Krissy maybe you know. Enlighten me.

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