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A Love Story
Topic Started: Feb 20 2006, 04:50 PM (43 Views)
Mantlemurcer
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but wereboth married to other people, found themselves assignedto the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke thewoman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me asecond blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Strider
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That one was boring. The climax/punchline didn't have punch.
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