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| What men and women find attractive....; Split topic from Sharapova thread... | |
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| Strider | Feb 23 2006, 10:16 PM Post #91 |
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We're all soggy except yours. You need a suck? |
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| 51tyutin51 | Feb 23 2006, 10:17 PM Post #92 |
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Yeah...your sister isn't busy..is she? |
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| Strider | Feb 23 2006, 10:28 PM Post #93 |
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Yeah, she is. But I'm free. What flavor lip gloss do you prefer? I'd suggest strawberry. :hump: |
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| Ray | Feb 23 2006, 10:32 PM Post #94 |
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:no: |
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| 51tyutin51 | Feb 23 2006, 10:33 PM Post #95 |
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You can prefer all you want- I prefer your sista. |
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| Strider | Feb 23 2006, 10:33 PM Post #96 |
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Ray, he's a friend of yours? We don't usually attract hockey posters and you two already have a rapport. |
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| Strider | Feb 23 2006, 10:34 PM Post #97 |
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And I prefer you. The only way it would work with my sister is if you're doing her while I'm doing you. Deal? |
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| 51tyutin51 | Feb 23 2006, 10:36 PM Post #98 |
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No deal. |
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| Strider | Feb 23 2006, 10:49 PM Post #99 |
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You know I'm playing, right? I'm not "funny". Welcome to the board. It's a great spot to talk sports, music, politics, and female body parts. Any, all, and whatever goes. You'll love it here. And you'll love reading Strider's post; I guarantee it. |
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| Giambi_MVP_25 | Feb 23 2006, 10:57 PM Post #100 |
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Nice try, Strizzle, but I think the damage has already been done. |
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| 15always | Feb 23 2006, 10:59 PM Post #101 |
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Strider you are a sick puppy. And that's not what I meant. I'm sorry but guys who get manicures and have better nails than I (which is impossible) ~ are just :puke:. Guys hands should look like they've been working. Not feel rough ~ look it though. |
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| Gategem | Feb 23 2006, 11:20 PM Post #102 |
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Damn, I had something nasty, vulgar and funny to say but today is “be nice for one day” day. Welcome to the new guy. |
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| Ray | Feb 23 2006, 11:46 PM Post #103 |
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Yeah, you're gonna just have to deal with Strider and his homoerotic fantasies. It's something we've all learned to live with over time. :laugh: He's just joking around with ya though, we let lots of things slide around here. |
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| 51tyutin51 | Feb 24 2006, 12:05 AM Post #104 |
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Thanks for the welcome- I know he's joking. |
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| Strider | Feb 24 2006, 12:13 AM Post #105 |
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I've never had a manicure. But my nails are nice. You need a guy with nails comparable to yours. That way, you can compete. It keeps the relationship interesting. Guys' hands should speak to ass cheeks and say, "Come here...I won't hurt you. I'm gonna treat you right and make you feel good. You're gonna love it." Posted Image That ain't right. Whoever that is, I wouldn't let him give me a handjob. :never: How do the hands look rough but not be rough? So you want fraudulent hands. The fake tough guy palm who's really a coward on the inside. |
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| 51tyutin51 | Feb 24 2006, 12:17 AM Post #106 |
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I know exactly what 15always means. |
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| 15always | Feb 24 2006, 12:26 AM Post #107 |
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Must you be a ball buster.... :smirk: |
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| Strider | Feb 24 2006, 01:07 AM Post #108 |
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Better than being a ball scraper like the sandpaper hands you like. And I'm a sweet, well-manered fellow. I just feel that I have to defend my 1/4 metrosexual soft hands brigade. We're men too, dammit. |
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| Gategem | Feb 24 2006, 02:56 AM Post #109 |
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:LOL: And stay away from Ray on the days he takes his Viagra (“be nice for one day” day ended). Just kidding Ray knows I love him like a brother. :love: :D |
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| Ray | Feb 24 2006, 07:01 AM Post #110 |
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:rock: lol good, cuz Strider's scared a few people away before. |
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| Strider | Feb 24 2006, 08:22 AM Post #111 |
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Wuh? I'm the reason 99% of posters post here. I'm the reason you're here. |
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| 15always | Feb 24 2006, 10:12 AM Post #112 |
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Strider.... :love: ;* |
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| Ray | Feb 24 2006, 01:22 PM Post #113 |
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No, you're not. |
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| Giambi_MVP_25 | Feb 24 2006, 01:35 PM Post #114 |
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Ray, stop sucking the new guy's dick. |
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| Ray | Feb 24 2006, 01:54 PM Post #115 |
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I'm not. |
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| 51tyutin51 | Feb 24 2006, 03:50 PM Post #116 |
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I don't need **** sucking my dick...the chicks do that. |
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| ES03 | Feb 24 2006, 04:06 PM Post #117 |
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Yea but, nothing like the "Sloppy Strider". |
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| PavanosBalls | Feb 24 2006, 06:06 PM Post #118 |
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Trust me, I know firstHAND, Strider's hands are soft, but have just the right amount of roughness to them. :busted: :busted: |
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| Strider | Feb 25 2006, 12:47 AM Post #119 |
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You damn skippy. Tell 'em how I made you cum after 2 strokes.
:please: That ain't a talk-to-the-hand, it's a "feel the softness and blush, baby".
Tell 'em how many licks it took to get to the center of your blow pop. |
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| Gategem | Feb 25 2006, 02:23 AM Post #120 |
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Be careful Mr. PBalls. Strider’s dick weighs more than you do. |
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