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What men and women find attractive....; Split topic from Sharapova thread...
Topic Started: Feb 16 2006, 01:11 AM (569 Views)
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51tyutin51
Feb 23 2006, 09:47 PM
so hows the cockfest goin? :thumbdown:

We're all soggy except yours. You need a suck?
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Yeah...your sister isn't busy..is she?
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Feb 23 2006, 10:17 PM
Yeah...your sister isn't busy..is she?

Yeah, she is. But I'm free. What flavor lip gloss do you prefer? I'd suggest strawberry. :hump:
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Feb 23 2006, 09:16 PM
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Feb 23 2006, 09:47 PM
so hows the cockfest goin? :thumbdown:

We're all soggy except yours. You need a suck?

:no:
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You can prefer all you want- I prefer your sista.
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Feb 23 2006, 10:32 PM
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Feb 23 2006, 09:47 PM
so hows the cockfest goin? :thumbdown:

We're all soggy except yours. You need a suck?

:no:

Ray, he's a friend of yours? We don't usually attract hockey posters and you two already have a rapport.
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Feb 23 2006, 10:33 PM
You can prefer all you want- I prefer your sista.

And I prefer you. The only way it would work with my sister is if you're doing her while I'm doing you. Deal?
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No deal.
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Feb 23 2006, 10:36 PM
No deal.

You know I'm playing, right? I'm not "funny". Welcome to the board. It's a great spot to talk sports, music, politics, and female body parts. Any, all, and whatever goes. You'll love it here. And you'll love reading Strider's post; I guarantee it.
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Nice try, Strizzle, but I think the damage has already been done.
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Feb 23 2006, 08:43 PM
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We don't like soft hands on guys.... guys hand have to look like they've done some kind of work.


You're crazy. My palms feel like a baby's ass and I've gotten compliments on it. It's a combination of a lack of manual labor, lotion, genetics, and semen. I'll give a broad an orgasm with a handshake. Why would you rather have a dude with hands like he's been cracking rocks with Fred Flintstone? Would you rather have pumice being rubbed on your booty cheeks? You need some tender, 15. Breasts need to be carressd with soft, gentle hands.

Cano, you're right about black men. I'm one of only 2 brothas I know who don't have crusty, stale toasted Italian bread shits for hands.

Ray, wear gloves when you lift.

Strider you are a sick puppy.

And that's not what I meant. I'm sorry but guys who get manicures and have better nails than I (which is impossible) ~ are just :puke:. Guys hands should look like they've been working. Not feel rough ~ look it though.
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Feb 23 2006, 09:57 PM
Nice try, Strizzle, but I think the damage has already been done.

Damn, I had something nasty, vulgar and funny to say but today is “be nice for one day” day.

Welcome to the new guy.
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Feb 23 2006, 09:36 PM
No deal.

Yeah, you're gonna just have to deal with Strider and his homoerotic fantasies.

It's something we've all learned to live with over time. :laugh:

He's just joking around with ya though, we let lots of things slide around here.
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Thanks for the welcome- I know he's joking.
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Feb 23 2006, 10:59 PM
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Feb 23 2006, 08:43 PM
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We don't like soft hands on guys.... guys hand have to look like they've done some kind of work.


You're crazy. My palms feel like a baby's ass and I've gotten compliments on it. It's a combination of a lack of manual labor, lotion, genetics, and semen. I'll give a broad an orgasm with a handshake. Why would you rather have a dude with hands like he's been cracking rocks with Fred Flintstone? Would you rather have pumice being rubbed on your booty cheeks? You need some tender, 15. Breasts need to be carressd with soft, gentle hands.

Cano, you're right about black men. I'm one of only 2 brothas I know who don't have crusty, stale toasted Italian bread shits for hands.

Ray, wear gloves when you lift.

Strider you are a sick puppy.

And that's not what I meant. I'm sorry but guys who get manicures and have better nails than I (which is impossible) ~ are just :puke:. Guys hands should look like they've been working. Not feel rough ~ look it though.

I've never had a manicure. But my nails are nice. You need a guy with nails comparable to yours. That way, you can compete. It keeps the relationship interesting. Guys' hands should speak to ass cheeks and say, "Come here...I won't hurt you. I'm gonna treat you right and make you feel good. You're gonna love it."

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That ain't right. Whoever that is, I wouldn't let him give me a handjob. :never:

How do the hands look rough but not be rough? So you want fraudulent hands. The fake tough guy palm who's really a coward on the inside.
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I know exactly what 15always means.
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Feb 24 2006, 12:13 AM
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Feb 23 2006, 10:59 PM
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Feb 23 2006, 08:43 PM
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We don't like soft hands on guys.... guys hand have to look like they've done some kind of work.


You're crazy. My palms feel like a baby's ass and I've gotten compliments on it. It's a combination of a lack of manual labor, lotion, genetics, and semen. I'll give a broad an orgasm with a handshake. Why would you rather have a dude with hands like he's been cracking rocks with Fred Flintstone? Would you rather have pumice being rubbed on your booty cheeks? You need some tender, 15. Breasts need to be carressd with soft, gentle hands.

Cano, you're right about black men. I'm one of only 2 brothas I know who don't have crusty, stale toasted Italian bread shits for hands.

Ray, wear gloves when you lift.

Strider you are a sick puppy.

And that's not what I meant. I'm sorry but guys who get manicures and have better nails than I (which is impossible) ~ are just :puke:. Guys hands should look like they've been working. Not feel rough ~ look it though.

I've never had a manicure. But my nails are nice. You need a guy with nails comparable to yours. That way, you can compete. It keeps the relationship interesting. Guys' hands should speak to ass cheeks and say, "Come here...I won't hurt you. I'm gonna treat you right and make you feel good. You're gonna love it."

Posted Image

That ain't right. Whoever that is, I wouldn't let him give me a handjob. :never:

How do the hands look rough but not be rough? So you want fraudulent hands. The fake tough guy palm who's really a coward on the inside.

Must you be a ball buster.... :smirk:
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Feb 24 2006, 12:26 AM
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Feb 23 2006, 08:43 PM
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We don't like soft hands on guys.... guys hand have to look like they've done some kind of work.


You're crazy. My palms feel like a baby's ass and I've gotten compliments on it. It's a combination of a lack of manual labor, lotion, genetics, and semen. I'll give a broad an orgasm with a handshake. Why would you rather have a dude with hands like he's been cracking rocks with Fred Flintstone? Would you rather have pumice being rubbed on your booty cheeks? You need some tender, 15. Breasts need to be carressd with soft, gentle hands.

Cano, you're right about black men. I'm one of only 2 brothas I know who don't have crusty, stale toasted Italian bread shits for hands.

Ray, wear gloves when you lift.

Strider you are a sick puppy.

And that's not what I meant. I'm sorry but guys who get manicures and have better nails than I (which is impossible) ~ are just :puke:. Guys hands should look like they've been working. Not feel rough ~ look it though.

I've never had a manicure. But my nails are nice. You need a guy with nails comparable to yours. That way, you can compete. It keeps the relationship interesting. Guys' hands should speak to ass cheeks and say, "Come here...I won't hurt you. I'm gonna treat you right and make you feel good. You're gonna love it."

Posted Image

That ain't right. Whoever that is, I wouldn't let him give me a handjob. :never:

How do the hands look rough but not be rough? So you want fraudulent hands. The fake tough guy palm who's really a coward on the inside.

Must you be a ball buster.... :smirk:

Better than being a ball scraper like the sandpaper hands you like.

And I'm a sweet, well-manered fellow. I just feel that I have to defend my 1/4 metrosexual soft hands brigade. We're men too, dammit.
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Feb 23 2006, 10:46 PM
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Feb 23 2006, 09:36 PM
No deal.

Yeah, you're gonna just have to deal with Strider and his homoerotic fantasies.

It's something we've all learned to live with over time. :laugh:

He's just joking around with ya though, we let lots of things slide around here.

:LOL: And stay away from Ray on the days he takes his Viagra (“be nice for one day” day ended). Just kidding Ray knows I love him like a brother. :love: :D
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Feb 23 2006, 11:17 PM
I know exactly what 15always means.

:rock:

lol good, cuz Strider's scared a few people away before.
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I know exactly what 15always means.

:rock:

lol good, cuz Strider's scared a few people away before.

Wuh? I'm the reason 99% of posters post here. I'm the reason you're here.
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Strider.... :love: ;*
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I know exactly what 15always means.

:rock:

lol good, cuz Strider's scared a few people away before.

Wuh? I'm the reason 99% of posters post here. I'm the reason you're here.

No, you're not.
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Ray, stop sucking the new guy's dick.
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Feb 24 2006, 12:35 PM
Ray, stop sucking the new guy's dick.

I'm not.
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I don't need **** sucking my dick...the chicks do that.
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Feb 24 2006, 02:50 PM
I don't need **** sucking my dick...the chicks do that.

Yea but, nothing like the "Sloppy Strider".
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Trust me, I know firstHAND, Strider's hands are soft, but have just the right amount of roughness to them. :busted: :busted:
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Feb 24 2006, 06:06 PM
Trust me, I know firstHAND, Strider's hands are soft, but have just the right amount of roughness to them. :busted: :busted:

You damn skippy. Tell 'em how I made you cum after 2 strokes.

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Strider.... :love:


:please: That ain't a talk-to-the-hand, it's a "feel the softness and blush, baby".

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Yea but, nothing like the "Sloppy Strider".


Tell 'em how many licks it took to get to the center of your blow pop.
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Trust me, I know firstHAND, Strider's hands are soft, but have just the right amount of roughness to them.  :busted:  :busted:

You damn skippy. Tell 'em how I made you cum after 2 strokes.

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Strider.... :love:


:please: That ain't a talk-to-the-hand, it's a "feel the softness and blush, baby".

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Yea but, nothing like the "Sloppy Strider".


Tell 'em how many licks it took to get to the center of your blow pop.

Be careful Mr. PBalls. Strider’s dick weighs more than you do.
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