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Sharapova..; From SI swimsuit issue
Topic Started: Feb 15 2006, 12:40 AM (769 Views)
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And the Band played on......
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Feb 14 2006, 11:40 PM

Nice curves.
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There's a four-page foldout in the magazine that is mind-blowing, but it wasn't online.

She's the tops.
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You didn't look too carefully.

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That come f*ck me look
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I read about it in The Post yesterday and they had a nice shot. The ass is better than I thought.
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Her face is ugly. Here we have people busting on a beautiful Kelly Clarkson and we're dreamy eyed over this bad faced bitch? Come on. That is all I have to say.
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Feb 15 2006, 12:53 PM
Her face is ugly. Here we have people busting on a beautiful Kelly Clarkson and we're dreamy eyed over this bad faced bitch? Come on. That is all I have to say.

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Yeah.....Kelly's got a MUCH better face.
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I wouldn't call Sharapova a butter face but it's not her greatest feature.
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Is she actually a good player, or is she like Cornholekovia?


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I had heard she was a good tennis player. She looks like she's taking the pictures for some crack though above.
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Feb 15 2006, 10:03 PM
Is she actually a good player, or is she like Cornholekovia?

Yeah. She's currently ranked 4th in the WTA.
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Feb 15 2006, 03:07 PM
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Feb 15 2006, 10:03 PM
Is she actually a good player, or is she like Cornholekovia?

Yeah. She's currently ranked 4th in the WTA.



Cool.

Cornholekovia is hotter though. What's she ranked?




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Feb 15 2006, 10:08 PM
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Feb 15 2006, 03:07 PM
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Feb 15 2006, 10:03 PM
Is she actually a good player, or is she like Cornholekovia?

Yeah. She's currently ranked 4th in the WTA.



Cool.

Cornholekovia is hotter though. What's she ranked?

She isn't. I think it's because she's retired or something.
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Feb 15 2006, 03:12 PM
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Feb 15 2006, 03:07 PM
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Is she actually a good player, or is she like Cornholekovia?

Yeah. She's currently ranked 4th in the WTA.



Cool.

Cornholekovia is hotter though. What's she ranked?

She isn't. I think it's because she's retired or something.



Sorry for the million questions, but what was her highest ranking?


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Sharapova is good. She won Wimbledon (I think) when she was 17 and got overnight stardom. I don't think she's won a tournament since but she's always up there near the top.

Kournikova never won sh*t except a doubles title. She's retired (spent like a month as a broadcaster) and now doing modeling, sucking Enrique Iglesias' dick and, hanging with Jay-Z. I did hear her name mentioned in a doubles match a couple months ago though. I guess it might've been for charity or whatever.

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Her face is ugly. Here we have people busting on a beautiful Kelly Clarkson and we're dreamy eyed over this bad faced bitch? Come on. That is all I have to say.


I thought it but I didn't think to say it in my first post. Not that I didn't want to, but it slipped me. Her face doesn't look good on those pictures. She's got that "Russian heroin whore named Natasha who's only 28 but is already a seasoned & marinated veteran and is known among politicians as Lady Anal" look. But those pictures aren't representative. She is good-looking. Not out-of-sight gorgeous, but she's pretty.

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Yeah she's alright.......but definitely nothing to write home about. Her body is the best part of her.
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Cornholkova sucked on the court and sucks off the court :naughty: she never won anything.
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Feb 15 2006, 05:55 PM
Cornholkova sucked on the court and sucks off the court :naughty: she never won anything.

She won "Sexiest Athlete" several times.
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Feb 15 2006, 10:03 PM
Is she actually a good player, or is she like Cornholekovia?

Yeah. She's currently ranked 4th in the WTA.



Cool.

Cornholekovia is hotter though. What's she ranked?

She isn't. I think it's because she's retired or something.



Sorry for the million questions, but what was her highest ranking?

8.
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Am, you a tennis fan or you just keep track of the hoes?
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Feb 15 2006, 07:29 PM
Am, you a tennis fan or you just keep track of the hoes?

He's probably a tennis fan.

What's wrong with having one more pussy sport to root for?
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Don't act hurt when he retaliates.
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Don't act hurt when he retaliates.

I won't. I went there and I'm willing to accept the consequences.
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Feb 15 2006, 10:03 PM
Is she actually a good player, or is she like Cornholekovia?

Yeah. She's currently ranked 4th in the WTA.



Cool.

Cornholekovia is hotter though. What's she ranked?

She isn't. I think it's because she's retired or something.



Sorry for the million questions, but what was her highest ranking?

8.



No sh*t. I didn't know she was ever ranked that high. I thought she was like #150 or something. 8 is very impressive.


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You guys don't got any American bias in your female taste? Anna Kournikova is Russian. I gotta go through all the Americans before I even think of her
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Why are men so fasinated by people they'll never get?
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Feb 15 2006, 08:52 PM
Why are men so fasinated by people they'll never get?

The answer is within the question. What makes them so fascinating is they are so hot, which means they are usually out of people's reach. It all relates. At least that's my guess. If someone looked like someone one could get, most likely they aren't as hot.
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