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Topic Started: Feb 11 2006, 08:44 PM (1,195 Views)
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Feb 13 2006, 12:04 AM
On your computer.

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Where's the Celebrity folder? Or do you have them split into individual names too?


I don't have no damn celebrities. That sh*t is wack. But I did download the Pamela Anderson, Chyna, and Paris sex tapes. Got those burned already but they would've been in the miscellaneous folder. And they all sucked. The only one I could watch for more than 2 minutes was the Paris Hilton and it's because it was funny. When she gets it doggy and starts complaing. :laugh:

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One thing missing: German Sheisse.


Not up on the smut jargon, but I might already have it.

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Gate, I don't understand. You're serious about him needing to hide stuff? Why? He doesn't have illegal porn, at least that I know of. These aren't 15 year old girls or sh*t like that.


If I could find them shits there would be.

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Can't talk about innocent looking females, I guess. We're too sophisticated with our taste. If it were up to me, that Kelly Clarkson thread would be the most viewed and replied thread on the board. That does it for me more than someone taking a 20 inch dildo up the ass.


But the 20 inch works the awe-factor. You see it and say "Cot.........damn." And it's funny. Tell me the midget gang bang wasn't crack-up funny.
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I'm going to spin something back at you with no disrespect. When it comes to talking about hot on the internet, you were talking how they gotta be a 10. I that with porn. If you're going to bring out porn and talk about it, it has to be the elite of the industry. Midget porn is counterproductive in my opinion. Who in their right mind could jack it to seeing a midget getting it? It's humorous, but most don't porn to laugh; they watch it to :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
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Feb 13 2006, 05:43 PM
I'm going to spin something back at you with no disrespect. When it comes to talking about hot on the internet, you were talking how they gotta be a 10. I that with porn. If you're going to bring out porn and talk about it, it has to be the elite of the industry. Midget porn is counterproductive in my opinion. Who in their right mind could jack it to seeing a midget getting it? It's humorous, but most don't porn to laugh; they watch it to :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:

I'd never watch that midget crap for pleasure. I don't even like short women (under 5'4") let alone some 3' bitch with titties like Earl the plumber. There's nothing to be aroused by in midget porn. But it's funny. It's funny seeing a 3-foot hoe about to get it on with 5 guys. What else is funny is how she's topless and I got away with posting it here cuz she's a midget. I did a google search to find that and one of the pictures was here spreading her twat lips. Had to close it - it looked like a 6-year-old, with an old whore's head. But the whole idea of someone like that in porn, it's stand-up.

This isn't really a porn discussion though. Not in terms of "Yo, what's good?" but us laughing about the sh*t. When I posted the pic of the chick with the bat, that's not erotic - it's comedy.

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That's true. It just seems so friggin counterproductive. "Yo, I really gotta beat it. Michelle's titties were rubbing in my face at work. Do you got Midget Ass-Lickers 24?"
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Feb 13 2006, 05:53 PM
That's true. It just seems so friggin counterproductive. "Yo, I really gotta beat it. Michelle's titties were rubbing in my face at work. Do you got Midget Ass-Lickers 24?"

Thing is, there's a demand for it. They wouldn't make it unless a group of people liked seeing it. I've seen a preview of a movie where some chick handcuffs a guy and bones him rough with a strap-on. The PREVIEW (it came with another movie), not the movie. I wonder who the hell likes that. Gay? But a woman is involved. Straight guys? But it's a dude getting f*cked. :dunno: Enough people do though. :dunno: :no1:
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That's true. It just seems so friggin counterproductive. "Yo, I really gotta beat it. Michelle's titties were rubbing in my face at work. Do you got Midget Ass-Lickers 24?"

Thing is, there's a demand for it. They wouldn't make it unless a group of people liked seeing it. I've seen a preview of a movie where some chick handcuffs a guy and bones him rough with a strap-on. The PREVIEW (it came with another movie), not the movie. I wonder who the hell likes that. Gay? But a woman is involved. Straight guys? But it's a dude getting f*cked. :dunno: Enough people do though. :dunno: :no1:

There's freaks out there. Ralphie was taking a strap-on up the ass on the Sopranos, and he was a made guy mobster. I could never see it being majorly in demand, but you're right, there has to be a market for it or it wouldn't be made.
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That's true. It just seems so friggin counterproductive. "Yo, I really gotta beat it. Michelle's titties were rubbing in my face at work. Do you got Midget Ass-Lickers 24?"

Thing is, there's a demand for it. They wouldn't make it unless a group of people liked seeing it. I've seen a preview of a movie where some chick handcuffs a guy and bones him rough with a strap-on. The PREVIEW (it came with another movie), not the movie. I wonder who the hell likes that. Gay? But a woman is involved. Straight guys? But it's a dude getting f*cked. :dunno: Enough people do though. :dunno: :no1:

There's freaks out there. Ralphie was taking a strap-on up the ass on the Sopranos, and he was a made guy mobster. I could never see it being majorly in demand, but you're right, there has to be a market for it or it wouldn't be made.

I'll download the freaky sh*t that makes you say "DAMN!" and laugh not the "Oh f*ck no!" type of stuff. Speaking of which - Ray, next one I'm posting in the staff room - Operal, anal fisting. The bitch gets forearm deep in her own ass hole. :laugh:
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btw... just so you all know, fisting (along anal fisting) is illegal, at least to tape and show.
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Oh joy. Now I have something to look forward to.
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btw... just so you all know, fisting (along anal fisting) is illegal, at least to tape and show.

What's fisting? What makes it illegal
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btw... just so you all know, fisting (along anal fisting) is illegal, at least to tape and show.

What's fisting? What makes it illegal

You don't know what fisting is?
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btw... just so you all know, fisting (along anal fisting) is illegal, at least to tape and show.

What's fisting? What makes it illegal

You don't know what fisting is?

I tried never to watch the really sick porn. I assume it's like it sounds with a really loose chick and an a-hole or pussy that can expand enough to put a full fist up there and thensome. :puke:
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btw... just so you all know, fisting (along anal fisting) is illegal, at least to tape and show.

What's fisting? What makes it illegal

You don't know what fisting is?

I tried never to watch the really sick porn. I assume it's like it sounds with a really loose chick and an a-hole or pussy that can expand enough to put a full fist up there and thensome. :puke:

Yeah, but surprisingly, she doesn't have to be that loose, from what I've seen.

But in all seriousness, we'd better get off this area of discussion....
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Feb 13 2006, 05:42 PM
btw... just so you all know, fisting (along anal fisting) is illegal, at least to tape and show.

What's fisting? What makes it illegal

You don't know what fisting is?

I tried never to watch the really sick porn. I assume it's like it sounds with a really loose chick and an a-hole or pussy that can expand enough to put a full fist up there and thensome. :puke:

Yeah, but surprisingly, she doesn't have to be that loose, from what I've seen.

But in all seriousness, we'd better get off this area of discussion....

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Reminds me of an old joke where this dude meets an old hooker and before they get it on she says she wants to show him something. So she says “Put your left hand in there” and he does. Then she instructs him to put his right hand in there and he follows her command. This is followed by his putting both his right and left foot in there. She then says “try to clap your hands.” He replies “I can’t.” To which she replies “Tight, isn’t it?”
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Reminds me of an old joke where this dude meets an old hooker and before they get it on she says she wants to show him something. So she says “Put your left hand in there” and he does. Then she instructs him to put his right hand in there and he follows her command. This is followed by his putting both his right and left foot in there. She then says “try to clap your hands.” He replies “I can’t.” To which she replies “Tight, isn’t it?”

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Ray its against some american ant-grossness law (i forgot the term)
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Ray its against some american ant-grossness law (i forgot the term)

Care to show some documentation? I've never heard of such a thing.
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Ray its against some american ant-grossness law (i forgot the term)

Care to show some documentation? I've never heard of such a thing.

Sure


"About this clip: This was shot between takes (or at the break) on the My Plaything: Jenna Jameson Shoot. These two adult megastars got so turned on by each other... they just went at it! Towards the end of this clip Jenna went a little overboard and inserted her whole fist inside Brianna. Good for the moment... bad for a video. Unfortunately we had to black that part out because our servers are located in the USA and fisting is against the obscenity laws here in the states. Enjoy! - Your NS Team"

and sure enough that part was blackedout

"The Supreme Court has ruled that it is constitutional to regulate the sale or transmission of obscenity, but that it is unconstitutional to pass laws concerning the personal possession of obscenity. Federal obscenity laws at present apply to inter-state obscenity issues such as distribution; intra-state issues are for the most part still governed by State law."

aight so it is just illegal to make it but you can still posses it.

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Ray its against some american ant-grossness law (i forgot the term)

Care to show some documentation? I've never heard of such a thing.

Sure


"About this clip: This was shot between takes (or at the break) on the My Plaything: Jenna Jameson Shoot. These two adult megastars got so turned on by each other... they just went at it! Towards the end of this clip Jenna went a little overboard and inserted her whole fist inside Brianna. Good for the moment... bad for a video. Unfortunately we had to black that part out because our servers are located in the USA and fisting is against the obscenity laws here in the states. Enjoy! - Your NS Team"

and sure enough that part was blackedout

"The Supreme Court has ruled that it is constitutional to regulate the sale or transmission of obscenity, but that it is unconstitutional to pass laws concerning the personal possession of obscenity. Federal obscenity laws at present apply to inter-state obscenity issues such as distribution; intra-state issues are for the most part still governed by State law."

aight so it is just illegal to make it but you can still posses it.

Holy f*ck......I would pay money to see Jenna fisting Brianna........wow......
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Ray its against some american ant-grossness law (i forgot the term)

Care to show some documentation? I've never heard of such a thing.

Sure


"About this clip: This was shot between takes (or at the break) on the My Plaything: Jenna Jameson Shoot. These two adult megastars got so turned on by each other... they just went at it! Towards the end of this clip Jenna went a little overboard and inserted her whole fist inside Brianna. Good for the moment... bad for a video. Unfortunately we had to black that part out because our servers are located in the USA and fisting is against the obscenity laws here in the states. Enjoy! - Your NS Team"

and sure enough that part was blackedout

"The Supreme Court has ruled that it is constitutional to regulate the sale or transmission of obscenity, but that it is unconstitutional to pass laws concerning the personal possession of obscenity. Federal obscenity laws at present apply to inter-state obscenity issues such as distribution; intra-state issues are for the most part still governed by State law."

aight so it is just illegal to make it but you can still posses it.

Holy f*ck......I would pay money to see Jenna fisting Brianna........wow......

i almost see it
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i almost see it

You also see Zammy getting a Cy Young! :laugh2:
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She starts tomorrow night, by the way.
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btw... just so you all know, fisting (along anal fisting) is illegal, at least to tape and show.

What's fisting? What makes it illegal

You don't know what fisting is?



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I'll never view the Simpsons the same way again

I don't think anyone will.
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