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A Yankee and a Redsox Fan
Topic Started: Feb 11 2006, 04:06 PM (38 Views)
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A Bosox fan was standing outside of Fenway hoping to get a ticket to the Yankees/Bosox game from a scalper when a Yankee fan notices him and says "I have an extra ticket, would you care to join me?"

The Bosox fan is very surprised because the Yankee fan invites him to sit next to him for free!

When they are seated, the Bosox fan exclaims, "These are beautiful seats! How long have you had these tickets?"

The Yankee fan explains that he had bought the tickets some time ago and that he and his wife, another Yankee fan, were planning to attend.
"Wow! That's wonderful” said the Bosox fan “but where is your wife?"

The Yankee fan replied sadly, "Unfortunately, she recently was hit by a bus and now my dear wife is no longer with me, so I thought I would invite someone I thought worthy to sit with me."

The Bosox fan was truly touched. Then, hesitating, he said, "but don't you have a friend or relative or colleague who is a Yankee fan that you could have shared this wonderful ticket with instead of a complete stranger and a Redsox fan at that? Surely you must know someone?"

The Yankee fan looked at the Redsox fan for a moment and said, "Well, yes I do, but they are all at the funeral."
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