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2006 BAS Awards after party!; Hosted by Puffy, again.
Topic Started: Feb 7 2006, 10:19 PM (1,870 Views)
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"Welcome to my party, dogs. Talk about the awards here."

"Now I will do a little BASSY Rap for ya'll"


I'm P. Diddy
I'm real giddy
I'm betta than fiddy
Cent, that is.

The BASSY's are here.
Ray is so Queer.
Rob has no Fear.
YankeeBaseball drives a John-Deere.

Chris is the main Cutie.
But Nicole has a fine Booty.
Female of the year!
Along with Mafia
Does she have a fine booty too?
Nobody knows.
She don't wanna show.
Does her face glow?
Or is she just a....

Im sorry, Diddys outta control
They neva should have given me this mic
my comeback is almost complete
they say topping fiddy is an impossible feat
But ill prove them wrong
for i am the KING of hip-hop.

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Feb 7 2006, 09:19 PM
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"Welcome to my party, dogs. Talk about the awards here."

"Now I will do a little BASSY Rap for ya'll"


I'm P. Diddy
I'm real giddy
I'm betta than fiddy
Cent, that is.

The BASSY's are here.
Ray is so Queer.
Rob has no Fear.
YankeeBaseball drives a John-Deere.

Chris is the main Cutie.
But Nicole has a fine Booty.
Female of the year!
Along with Mafia
Does she have a fine booty too?
Nobody knows.
She don't wanna show.
Does her face glow?
Or is she just a....

Im sorry, Diddys outta control
They neva should have given me this mic
my comeback is almost complete
they say topping fiddy is an impossible feat
But ill prove them wrong
for i am the KING of hip-hop.

1

:lmao:
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BTW I Won :thumbup:

I knew i had Floyd be out because of the politics vote.

But beating that cutie Chris was tough
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This is how you know Puffy's career has gone down the shitter.

Hosting the BAS After-Party two years in a row.

P.S. These awards were soooo fixed. Drew best male poster and staff member of the year? I smell bullshit, and it's coming from Rob's direction.
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A repeat for me. :D

Thank you everybody for voting for me as most pessimistic poster for a second year in a row, I'm glad to see the hard work paid off. Now to get started on that three peat! :rock:

Seriously though, I really do love the Yankees, but for some reason I'm just a negative fan when it comes to them. :no1:
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P.S. These awards were soooo fixed. Drew best male poster and staff member of the year? I smell bullshit, and it's coming from Rob's direction.


You must be smelling your upper lip. He won those awards fair and square. You're just mad that he didn't win Corniest poster. :peace:

The voting was:


Best Male Poster
- Drew xxxxxxx
- cmnyy xx
- Amit xxxx
- VarsityVin xxx

Best Staff Member
- Drew xxxxxx
- Strider xxxxx
- Yanks473 xx
- Rob xx
- Ray xx
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I lost only because of my political views, sad world we live in when I am a better poster than the boston brats but you guys can't get past that :no1:

Where was I on the nominee for Jet poster? I would have at least given another name in there, there were only 2 nominees
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Feb 7 2006, 10:07 PM
I lost only because of my political views, sad world we live in when I am a better poster than the boston brats but you guys can't get past that :no1:

Where was I on the nominee for Jet poster? I would have at least given another name in there, there were only 2 nominees

Someone always has to whine at the after party. Where are the broads and the liquor? :hehe:
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Mother f*ckers! Drew beat me by a vote. Rob, holla at ya boy and PM me the individual votes. You voted for Drew, didn't you?

Now for the speech.....

I wanna thank God, my mama, and the fans. Without ya'll, it's not possible. :watery: It wasn't always easy. I accumulated a number of these posts while in my school library, while cutting class or using the computer while in class and ignoring the lesson. There were times when I felt ill.....times when I canceled on friends and told them I had sh*t to do but really didn't cuz I didn't wanna hang with the mo'f*cker who's the friend of a friend who ain't tight with me but he's my nigga's nigga so f*ck that nigga, I'd rather post and talk with ya'll niggas...times when I had arguments with the broad and was upset...times when I was only able to accrue 7 TDs in a game of Madden and was more upset...times when my porn was taking too long to download so I came here to pass the time...times when I had difficult essays to do but instead of focussing, I came here...times after I procrastinated on them essays and had just hours to complete it and instead of focussing, I came here to complain...times when I was jacking off and my mother would suddenly decide she had to blow her nose loud enough for me to hear and it just f*cked up my whole jerk so I'd come here................. :crying: but those were good times. I may hate most (all) of you, but I love this place. Sometimes I feel like ya'll don't love me as much as you should (it's wrong), but I love this place. But the BASSY awards - corny as it is - reinforces everything. You're the Kim to my Marshall. Winning poster of the year tells me that I'm appreciated. Funniest poster tells me that the craziness that goes on in my mind has a purpose. Tie for best rapper tells me that ya'll still hatin'. I wanna thank all the people who voted for me and all the people who participated in Rob Diddy's "Vote or Die" voting process. I wanna thank you all for coming out this evening. I hope you all enjoy the Cheese Doodles and Krasdale ice cream that'll be served. And a toast.....here's to another year of me.

Now.......where's the broads and liquor? I wanna pour apple cider on bitches to celebrate.
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:shocked: Strider made a long post, that he wouldn't read if it was anyone else.
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Jordan......I voted for you.

And apparently most people here don't realize that I am a good staff member....not to blow my own horn, but I do a good job of leading here. Stop for a second and think about it......admit that I'm a good staff member. Don't think about bullshit from the past.
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Feb 7 2006, 11:02 PM
Jordan......I voted for you.

And apparently most people here don't realize that I am a good staff member....not to blow my own horn, but I do a good job of leading here. Stop for a second and think about it......admit that I'm a good staff member. Don't think about bullshit from the past.

I in fact voted for ya Ray, but stop the bitching. :peace:
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I'm not bitching.......I'm just saying. But whatever, it's over with.

Thanks everybody for the awards......not sure about the corniest poster...can't figure out what I really do that's corny, per se.....not any more corny than Gategem. But he won like 40 awards so I figured I'd steal one from him.

I'm definitely the best Rangers poster this board has ever seen. No contest. But something tells me Strider will take that award next year. :)
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well.. i didnt vote... woulda actually broken a few of those ties... sorry guys... too much school work...


great to be a repeat winner !
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Feb 8 2006, 12:01 AM
:shocked: Strider made a long post, that he wouldn't read if it was anyone else.

You're right that I wouldn't read it, but it's not that long. It's shorter than most of my posts.

On staff member, I flipped a coin for Ray/Drew and Staley didn't have gravity's vote.

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I'm definitely the best Rangers poster this board has ever seen. No contest. But something tells me Strider will take that award next year


Nah, that's safe. I might make a post or two, might even watch a few games, but I'll never truly be a hockey fan. But if people wanna bullshit on the votes and gimme anyway, I'll take it.

Shoutout to Doug, wherever he is. I'm glad he won the football awards because he deserved them. I got NFL poster last year (I think) and it should've been his.
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I'm actually surprised Doug won the football poster of the year.......I thought Strider deserved it.
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Feb 8 2006, 12:14 AM
I'm actually surprised Doug won the football poster of the year.......I thought Strider deserved it.

Cuz you hate Doug....because he hates you. He puts in more work than me. I kinda slacked on reviewing the tape and doing pre-game stuff and he didn't. Plus he knows more about defense and college football than me.
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Thank you to everyone that voted me Best Yankee Poster for the second year in a year. My day would not be complete without a visit to the Boogie Down BAS. Thanks you and God bless.
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I'm actually surprised Doug won the football poster of the year.......I thought Strider deserved it.

Cuz you hate Doug....because he hates you. He puts in more work than me. I kinda slacked on reviewing the tape and doing pre-game stuff and he didn't. Plus he knows more about defense and college football than me.

Doug can kiss my hairy ass. You're a better poster than he is. It's not even a contest.
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Much apprecation to those who notice me in the Jets Forum. Thankyou, my 1st award on BAS :dance:
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Nothing for me, huh?

Well here's my classy concession speech:

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[size=14]SUCK MY C0CK![/size]

:fyou: :fyou: :fyou:


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CM not winning anything just isn't write..he needs the special Thomas Crapper memorial award.

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Thank you MM.


As for the rest of you:

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[size=14]SUCK IT BAS![/size]

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I had a 4000 word acceptance speech ready but my gf came into my room, we started watching a porn movie and the next thing I notice is my hard drive being formatted and I never touched the keyboard with my hands. So to all of you mofos that voted for me, thank you and to all that didn’t, blow me (but not tonight, 2 in one night at my age would kill me). :D

BTW I would have voted but Strider told me if I can’t vote for myself or for him why bother. :thumbdown:

An aside to Ray… The reason you didn’t win more is because the sheep you broke up with started a PM smear campaign against you. Hell has no furn like a sheep scorned. :furious2:

To FNB ask BB16 for “Stretchy Pants” phone # and you won’t give a sh*t about the voting……you did say you worked on Shirley Franklin’s reelection campaign and I’m sure you were rewarded. :thumbup: :D

To CM the reason you didn’t win was because of jealousy. :wall:
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Feb 7 2006, 09:35 PM


Best Male Poster
- Drew xxxxxxx
- cmnyy xx
- Amit xxxx
- VarsityVin xxx



Glad I lost to 2 people who haven't posted since Smalley was our SS. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Best Male Poster
- Drew xxxxxxx
- cmnyy xx
- Amit xxxx
- VarsityVin xxx



Glad I lost to 2 people who haven't posted since Smalley was our SS. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Best male poster sounds kind of gay anyway ;)



Um, and how could Strider be poster of the year, but not best male poster? :unsure:
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I don't get no respect. :no1:
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Feb 8 2006, 12:49 AM
I had a 4000 word acceptance speech ready but my gf came into my room, we started watching a porn movie and the next thing I notice is my hard drive being formatted and I never touched the keyboard with my hands. So to all of you mofos that voted for me, thank you and to all that didn’t, blow me (but not tonight, 2 in one night at my age would kill me). :D

BTW I would have voted but Strider told me if I can’t vote for myself or for him why bother. :thumbdown:

An aside to Ray… The reason you didn’t win more is because the sheep you broke up with started a PM smear campaign against you. Hell has no furn like a sheep scorned. :furious2:

To FNB ask BB16 for “Stretchy Pants” phone # and you won’t give a sh*t about the voting……you did say you worked on Shirley Franklin’s reelection campaign and I’m sure you were rewarded. :thumbup: :D

To CM the reason you didn’t win was because of jealousy. :wall:

GateGem. No :-|

I got robbed, Tlife and FNB were not better posts then me. I got robbed.
I got the Cutie Award sponsored by Pedophiles Inc :-|
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I had a 4000 word acceptance speech ready but my gf came into my room, we started watching a porn movie and the next thing I notice is my hard drive being formatted and I never touched the keyboard with my hands. So to all of you mofos that voted for me, thank you and to all that didn’t, blow me (but not tonight, 2 in one night at my age would kill me). :D

BTW I would have voted but Strider told me if I can’t vote for myself or for him why bother.  :thumbdown:

An aside to Ray… The reason you didn’t win more is because the sheep you broke up with started a PM smear campaign against you. Hell has no furn like a sheep scorned.  :furious2: 

To FNB ask BB16 for “Stretchy Pants” phone # and you won’t give a sh*t about the voting……you did say you worked on Shirley Franklin’s reelection campaign and I’m sure you were rewarded. :thumbup:  :D

To CM the reason you didn’t win was because of jealousy. :wall:

GateGem. No :-|

I got robbed, Tlife and FNB were not better posts then me. I got robbed.
I got the Cutie Award sponsored by Pedophiles Inc :-|

:laugh:

"You kept your word and haven't been a menace, at all. For that alone, you deserve this award. Not many people wanted you back here, but I think you proved to be a man of your word. "

what did Ric used to do, threaten to kill people or just his usual self
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Where was the after party held - Bob's Big Boy at the Molly Pitcher rest area?
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