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I'm probably 4 months late on this, but why is there a movie about gay cowboys? What the f*ck is wrong with this country. People buy into this crap?
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I'm guessing you're talking about Brokeback Mountain, and I heard it's supposed to be really good. Hey man, we have to face the facts sometime, people can't be ignorant forever.
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Im just pissed because it got 8 oscar nominations.

why? because its about two gay cowboys. Thats why. f*cking crap hollywood does sometimes.
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Well go see it and then complain. From what I've heard it was wonderful. A few people I talked to said it had a good plot but you should go in open minded otherwise you won't like it. Also, the actors are amazing apparently. :yes:
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Jan 31 2006, 08:05 PM
Im just pissed because it got 8 oscar nominations.

why? because its about two gay cowboys. Thats why. f*cking crap hollywood does sometimes.

i wonder what movie u picked for the year. Im guessing is has an ape in it :laugh:
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I really would rather not see Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhal make out.....
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Jan 31 2006, 08:21 PM
My name is ET
Jan 31 2006, 08:05 PM
Im just pissed because it got 8 oscar nominations.

why? because its about two gay cowboys. Thats why. f*cking crap hollywood does sometimes.

i wonder what movie u picked for the year. Im guessing is has an ape in it :laugh:

No, id say Crash.
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Also LT...the Giants suck. THey did not deserve to be anywhere near the super bowl. Please, change your sig. Its just wrong. Elis a bust. Ben is better.

Panthers rape Giants

Seahawks rape Panthers.

So doing my logic, that means the Seahawks would have raped the Giants.
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Hey, last I saw the Jets couldn't even attempt to make the playoffs

Ray, are you sure about that?
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Jan 31 2006, 08:29 PM
Hey, last I saw the Jets couldn't even attempt to make the playoffs

Ray, are you sure about that?

Last I saw I didnt have a sig saying they should have done something they obviously were very incapable of doing.
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Jan 31 2006, 09:32 PM
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Jan 31 2006, 08:29 PM
Hey, last I saw the Jets couldn't even attempt to make the playoffs

Ray, are you sure about that?

Last I saw I didnt have a sig saying they should have done something they obviously were very incapable of doing.

Yea, I blame Eli, man if he doesn't improve next year, he deserves a severe beating by his father and brother. If he could suck anymore at accuracy I’d be shocked, like this: :-|
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My name is ET
Jan 31 2006, 08:25 PM
LawrenceTaylorisGod56
Jan 31 2006, 08:21 PM
My name is ET
Jan 31 2006, 08:05 PM
Im just pissed because it got 8 oscar nominations.

why? because its about two gay cowboys. Thats why. f*cking crap hollywood does sometimes.

i wonder what movie u picked for the year. Im guessing is has an ape in it :laugh:

No, id say Crash.

:yes:
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Jan 31 2006, 08:26 PM
Also LT...the Giants suck. THey did not deserve to be anywhere near the super bowl. Please, change your sig. Its just wrong. Elis a bust. Ben is better.

Panthers rape Giants

Seahawks rape Panthers.

So doing my logic, that means the Seahawks would have raped the Giants.

i never said we should be in the SB, but we should have beat seattle. I guess u missed Feely missing 3 game winning FGs.

Giants> Jets, enjoy your sh*t team
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Jan 31 2006, 08:29 PM
Hey, last I saw the Jets couldn't even attempt to make the playoffs

Ray, are you sure about that?

Yeah.....I'm not into watching men have relations with each other.

Now, if someone wanted to make a movie that featured Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert making out.......I'm on board. :thumbup2:
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Im just pissed because it got 8 oscar nominations.

why? because its about two gay cowboys.


Bingo. Fuegs getting recognition just because they're fuegs...ayy-yei-yei
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I agree with ET. f*cking shock-factor garbage. That movie could have zero substance but it's an automatic blockbuster because it gets the "What the...really? They actually....Wait, they're cowboys? But then..." reaction and people love being curious and people love satisfying the curiosity even more. This should start a trend. Do a movie on a gay football team in fictional league (the San Francisco Pink Panthers) or a gay army batallion or gay firefighters. Cuz that's what this is. They know who and what society places on that ultra-masculinity platform and it's a stunner to see what we see as the epitome of macho in that way. Good way to conjur up controversy, unrest among some, and test just how tolerant the nation is. Lauded and condemned, that's sales. It's all about marketting and exposure.

I'm punching the sh*t outta any one of my niggas who goes and sees it. Lemme find out. Not just because it's gay and turns you gay if you watch it (if you weren't gay for wanting to see it to begin with) but because it's a ploy. Cunning film makers. And it shows you how stupid the Academy is for nominating it for 8 Oscars. Knowing what I know of it, the plot is pretty predictible. I can't imagine it, on quality and depth alone, being a good movie.

Neither of the stars is gay, right? I saw in this thread that it's Heath Ledger and Jake Gillenhall (oh, f*ck the spelling). Brother ET, Brother Storm, and Brother Cano, how much would they have to pay you?
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Just the fact I'd have to be paid to watch the movie, that should negate any kind of Oscar nominations... but to answer the question, I dunno...it'd have to be cash up front...I'd only accept Benjamin Franklins.
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Ray, how about you? How much would they have to pay you to play a gay cowboy (people, save the jokes and leave Ray alone one time) and make out with a dude on film?

Would you do it for $1M?
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Oh man..I thought you meant pay just to watch it, not actually play the part of a gay cowboy and make out...ugh, yea i dunno about that one.
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Jan 31 2006, 09:02 PM
I agree with ET. f*cking shock-factor garbage. That movie could have zero substance but it's an automatic blockbuster because it gets the "What the...really? They actually....Wait, they're cowboys? But then..." reaction and people love being curious and people love satisfying the curiosity even more. This should start a trend. Do a movie on a gay football team in fictional league (the San Francisco Pink Panthers) or a gay army batallion or gay firefighters. Cuz that's what this is. They know who and what society places on that ultra-masculinity platform and it's a stunner to see what we see as the epitome of macho in that way. Good way to conjur up controversy, unrest among some, and test just how tolerant the nation is. Lauded and condemned, that's sales. It's all about marketting and exposure.

I'm punching the sh*t outta any one of my niggas who goes and sees it. Lemme find out. Not just because it's gay and turns you gay if you watch it (if you weren't gay for wanting to see it to begin with) but because it's a ploy. Cunning film makers. And it shows you how stupid the Academy is for nominating it for 8 Oscars. Knowing what I know of it, the plot is pretty predictible. I can't imagine it, on quality and depth alone, being a good movie.

Neither of the stars is gay, right? I saw in this thread that it's Heath Ledger and Jake Gillenhall (oh, f*ck the spelling). Brother ET, Brother Storm, and Brother Cano, how much would they have to pay you?

Well, I don't think Ledger and Gyllenhal actually have sex in the movie or "be gay together" besides maybe a litle cuddling, hugging, and kissing......and no, neither of them are gay, as far as I know. If the price was right, I'd play that role.....as long as there was no gay sex involved or the "handling" of merchandise.
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Dude, I cant even take shotties from guys, unless you use the hand trick.
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Jan 31 2006, 10:35 PM
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Jan 31 2006, 09:02 PM
I agree with ET. f*cking shock-factor garbage. That movie could have zero substance but it's an automatic blockbuster because it gets the "What the...really? They actually....Wait, they're cowboys? But then..." reaction and people love being curious and people love satisfying the curiosity even more. This should start a trend. Do a movie on a gay football team in fictional league (the San Francisco Pink Panthers) or a gay army batallion or gay firefighters. Cuz that's what this is. They know who and what society places on that ultra-masculinity platform and it's a stunner to see what we see as the epitome of macho in that way. Good way to conjur up controversy, unrest among some, and test just how tolerant the nation is. Lauded and condemned, that's sales. It's all about marketting and exposure.

I'm punching the sh*t outta any one of my niggas who goes and sees it. Lemme find out. Not just because it's gay and turns you gay if you watch it (if you weren't gay for wanting to see it to begin with) but because it's a ploy. Cunning film makers. And it shows you how stupid the Academy is for nominating it for 8 Oscars. Knowing what I know of it, the plot is pretty predictible. I can't imagine it, on quality and depth alone, being a good movie.

Neither of the stars is gay, right? I saw in this thread that it's Heath Ledger and Jake Gillenhall (oh, f*ck the spelling). Brother ET, Brother Storm, and Brother Cano, how much would they have to pay you?

Well, I don't think Ledger and Gyllenhal actually have sex in the movie or "be gay together" besides maybe a litle cuddling, hugging, and kissing......and no, neither of them are gay, as far as I know. If the price was right, I'd play that role.....as long as there was no gay sex involved or the "handling" of merchandise.

Basically, how much would they have to pay you to cuddle and kiss a dude?

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Oh man..I thought you meant pay just to watch it, not actually play the part of a gay cowboy and make out...ugh, yea i dunno about that one.


$5 million to kiss a fella and tell him you love him. Would you do it?
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I got an Oscar winner for next year- Black Rocket Scientists That Don't Steal And White People Constantly Use Their Hard-Earned Tax Money For Welfare.

Strider, if you were the co-star, I'd do it for free. :busted: :busted:
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Jan 31 2006, 09:22 PM
I really would rather not see Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhal make out.....

:think: :think: :think: :think:
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If someone was cutting me a check for 5 million bucks, I'd tell a guy I loved him. Doesn't mean I have to be sincere about it. I'm playing a movie role.
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Jan 31 2006, 08:05 PM
Im just pissed because it got 8 oscar nominations.

why? because its about two gay cowboys. Thats why. f*cking crap hollywood does sometimes.


I didn't even know the Oscar nominations were out.


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I got an Oscar winner for next year- Black Rocket Scientists That Don't Steal And White People Constantly Use Their Hard-Earned Tax Money For Welfare.

Strider, if you were the co-star, I'd do it for free.  :busted:  :busted:

Myself and my people are INJURED by your vicious attack. You, good sir, shall be banned at once!

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Strider, if you were the co-star, I'd do it for free.


Baby, I'd ride you bareback then cum in a bowl and we can share the jizz.

They need to put in a smiley that depicts "confused and disgusted". I read it and automatically, I pictured you and me cuddling and kissing. Damn, that's f*cked up.

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I didn't even know the Oscar nominations were out.


CM, how much would it cost for you to look a fella in his eyes and then tongue kiss him?
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5 million is a good offer...I'd think about it.... and no, it doesn't mean I'm gay, it means I've got dollar signs for eyes.
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5 million is a good offer...I'd think about it.... and no, it doesn't mean I'm gay, it means I've got dollar signs for eyes.

Damn right it doesn't mean you're gay. For $5M, I'd strongly consider sucking a dick. Don't know what I'd decide, but thinking about it, I probably would.
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