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Wedding Test with a Moral.
Topic Started: Jan 14 2006, 08:56 PM (45 Views)
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PLEASE READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END:



I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been

dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was

only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger

sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight

miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down

when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had

to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone

else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check

the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she

whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she

couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I

got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last

wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I

stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to

the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.


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Funny, but it's been posted here several times.
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I thought it looked familiar. Anyway guys keep on forgetting the moral of the story and leave their condoms in their apartment when they stay over the girls place. “Just one time baby. What can happen?”
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