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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS; TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Topic Started: Dec 29 2005, 04:30 AM (185 Views)
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All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

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Dec 29 2005, 03:30 AM
All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

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:laugh: Holy :poop:
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All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

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:laugh: Brandi turned out to be his sister.
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that's a pretty sick, but at the same time, funny story.
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Stupid French.
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It's all terrible, but how about the idea that his mom is still married to his dad?!
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Dec 29 2005, 11:04 AM
It's all terrible, but how about the idea that his mom is still married to his dad?!

The man's screenname?

Oedipus69.

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Dec 29 2005, 11:19 AM
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It's all terrible, but how about the idea that his mom is still married to his dad?!

The man's screenname?

Oedipus69.

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By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!'"

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.[/B]


:no1: Mother f*cker.
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I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that.

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I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that.

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:laugh: Yeah, the side that cheats on his father.
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Dec 29 2005, 04:30 AM
All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

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:o :lmao: That really sucks, wow, that's just wrong, very, very wrong. Oh wait, unless you're into that kind of thing, it sickens me, but w/e way you swing, go ahead, just don't tell me about it.
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Dec 29 2005, 04:30 AM
All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

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:o :lmao: That really sucks, wow, that's just wrong, very, very wrong. Oh wait, unless you're into that kind of thing, it sickens me, but w/e way you swing, go ahead, just don't tell me about it.

i hope you are not my mother... because that would be real weird, being married to my mother that is.
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Dec 29 2005, 04:30 AM
All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

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:o :lmao: That really sucks, wow, that's just wrong, very, very wrong. Oh wait, unless you're into that kind of thing, it sickens me, but w/e way you swing, go ahead, just don't tell me about it.

i hope you are not my mother... because that would be real weird, being married to my mother that is.

Pete, have you and the Missus talked about having a child? I know you're itching to pour some cake mix in that Easy Bake Oven, but what does lil' Krissy think? Does her opinion in this matter matter?
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Dec 29 2005, 04:30 AM
All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

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:o :lmao: That really sucks, wow, that's just wrong, very, very wrong. Oh wait, unless you're into that kind of thing, it sickens me, but w/e way you swing, go ahead, just don't tell me about it.

It only sucks if his mom goes down on him. Jesus I just thought you don’t imagine when she changed his diaper she….no, no way.
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Dec 29 2005, 04:30 AM
All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

link

:o :lmao: That really sucks, wow, that's just wrong, very, very wrong. Oh wait, unless you're into that kind of thing, it sickens me, but w/e way you swing, go ahead, just don't tell me about it.

i hope you are not my mother... because that would be real weird, being married to my mother that is.

Pete, have you and the Missus talked about having a child? I know you're itching to pour some cake mix in that Easy Bake Oven, but what does lil' Krissy think? Does her opinion in this matter matter?

Pete, if I was your mother I would have committed suicide already.

Strizzle, I don't think he can make a child, he's not capable
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Dec 29 2005, 04:30 AM
All you studs who date from my space or some chat or meeting site read this. Hey, has anybody seen Justin?

link

:o :lmao: That really sucks, wow, that's just wrong, very, very wrong. Oh wait, unless you're into that kind of thing, it sickens me, but w/e way you swing, go ahead, just don't tell me about it.

i hope you are not my mother... because that would be real weird, being married to my mother that is.

Pete, have you and the Missus talked about having a child? I know you're itching to pour some cake mix in that Easy Bake Oven, but what does lil' Krissy think? Does her opinion in this matter matter?

im holdding out till they finf a way for you to impregnate me... I do not wish to poolute my gene pool.
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Jan 8 2006, 09:17 PM
Strizzle, I don't think he can make a child, he's not capable

Is this a challenge? There is only one way to settle this. Petey and Krissy have to mate at least 10 times to give this process a chance.
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Strizzle, I don't think he can make a child, he's not capable

Is this a challenge? There is only one way to settle this. Petey and Krissy have to mate at least 10 times to give this process a chance.

I refuse until she apoligizes.
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and if she doesnt ill just go anal and still not break my promise.
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Jan 9 2006, 12:34 AM
and if she doesnt ill just go anal and still not break my promise.

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Strizzle, I don't think he can make a child, he's not capable


Ain't nothing wrong with Petey's tools. Are you taking the pill behind his back?
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