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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 11:56 AM Post #91 |
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1a) Billy Madison 1b) Happy Gilmore 3) The Waterboy Enough said. I'm not including Punch Drunk Love in the list because it's not a comedy. |
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| Ray | Sep 30 2005, 12:58 PM Post #92 |
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I find The Waterboy sort of boring if you see it many times close together, kind of like what you guys said about Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison never gets old though... 1. Big Daddy/Billy Madison 2. Happy Gilmore 3. The Wedding Singer Adam Sandler is awesome. I don't care for him in serious roles, though. Then again, I didn't really like Jim Carrey in serious roles either. |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 02:25 PM Post #93 |
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Happy Gilmore comes very close to Billy Madison because of 2 things: Shooter McGavin (best bad guy ever) and Carl Weathers. I mean seriously - Apollo Creed is in the fu<king movie. That's very hard to top. |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 02:29 PM Post #94 |
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Sleeps with the old Asian Woman, when his coach cuts him in the begining, the fight with Bob Barker, and especially Shooter McGavin breaking into his "Happy Place" dream - you just can't beat that sh*t. |
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| Mattingly23 | Sep 30 2005, 02:30 PM Post #95 |
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Shooter: I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast. Happy: You eat sh*t for breakfast? Shooter: Nooo! --------------------------------------------------------- Good things. |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 02:32 PM Post #96 |
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"Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think 'You got a pet, you got a responsibility!' You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that f*ckin' dog!" |
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| Mattingly23 | Sep 30 2005, 02:35 PM Post #97 |
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Billy has many classic lines. |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 02:36 PM Post #98 |
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"Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I will probably just snap." |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 02:37 PM Post #99 |
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Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy: Okay, a simple no would've done just fine. |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 03:03 PM Post #100 |
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[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens' porch] Billy Madison: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates sh*t. Frank: Shh, here he comes. Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again. Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted. Old Man Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control. [Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells] Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again. Billy Madison: He called the sh*t "poop". [Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically] Frank: This is the best night of my life. [They continue laughing] Old Man Clemens: I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die. |
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| Mattingly23 | Sep 30 2005, 03:05 PM Post #101 |
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We often break out the "he called the sh*t 'poop'" line. |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 03:06 PM Post #102 |
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Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean. Billy Madison: No, you don't. Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee! Billy Madison: No, they didn't. Bus Driver: No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they, eh, eh... everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful. [shouts] Bus Driver: No yelling on the bus! |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 03:07 PM Post #103 |
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Kid: Mortal Kombat for the SEGA Genesis is the best game ever. Billy: I disagree, although Mortal Kombat is a good game. My favorite game is Donkey Kong. Kid: Donkey Kong sucks. Billy: You know something? YOU SUCK. |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 03:08 PM Post #104 |
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3rd Grader: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl Billy Madison: Kid can't even read Ernie: Cut it out dude your gonna get us in trouble. Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR! |
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| cmnyy | Sep 30 2005, 03:09 PM Post #105 |
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I noticed these aren't all exact BTW. Fu<king IMDB. |
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| Ray | Sep 30 2005, 03:22 PM Post #106 |
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I gotta catch that on HBO again soon. I've been seeing it on TBS lately and it's all censored. |
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| Giambi_MVP_25 | Sep 30 2005, 04:34 PM Post #107 |
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Or you can just go to Blockbuster. :-| |
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| Ray | Sep 30 2005, 04:59 PM Post #108 |
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I actually don't belong to Blockbuster, I belong to Hollywood Video. :serious: Although I'd normally go get it there, it's cheaper to just wait around for it to come on HBO, smartass. |
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| PavanosBalls | Sep 30 2005, 05:02 PM Post #109 |
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i went to get a membership at hollywood video years ago. they wanted a utility bill, credit card, sperm sample, and my left hand. jeez, it's just a place to rent videos. if i don't return a dvd, charge my credit card 30 bucks. maybe they changed their policy since then, but just on principal, i was insulted how much they demanded for a membership. blockbuster has gotten better from when i was a kid and would rent there. it used to basically be 3 bucks a rental, new or old, 1 day for new, like 2 for old releases. now, they got better programs, including that great no late fee program, and you can pay like 24 bucks a month and get unlimited rentals 2 at a time. ideally, if you had a day off and wanted to do nothing but rent videos, you could rent 2 that morning, watch them, return them, get two more, watch them, return them, and get two more all in the same day. you get your money's worth at blockbuster now |
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| Strider | Sep 30 2005, 08:21 PM Post #110 |
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Blockbuster is still in business? |
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| PavanosBalls | Sep 30 2005, 10:38 PM Post #111 |
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:yes: :yes: and if you have money, you can actually borrow some of their selections. don't rent this though, Posted Image you have to buy that. classic. i would go: 1. cop and a half 2. dont know |
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| MafiasGrl | Oct 1 2005, 11:36 AM Post #112 |
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That's a great movie. :yes: Donald: You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL... you jackass! ------------- Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good. Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK. ------------ Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep. Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. ------------ Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Happy Gilmore: How about I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say? ------------ Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: What's that? Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so. ------------ I love these parts :laugh: |
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| PavanosBalls | Oct 3 2005, 01:34 PM Post #113 |
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Posted Image young devon was quite clever when the bad guy came to his house under the guise of the school principal. he saw that the guy's shoes matched the crime he witnessed and improvised perfectly. "i didn't see the bad guys face" you can't write a better script than that. how about you, strider, what was your favorite part? |
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| Strider | Oct 3 2005, 06:12 PM Post #114 |
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The part where they walked in and the funny thing happened. You know the part. Man, I couldn't stop laughing. |
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| PavanosBalls | Oct 3 2005, 06:32 PM Post #115 |
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LIAR!!! |
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| BeanBoy | Oct 3 2005, 06:32 PM Post #116 |
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Just saw this
Here Matt23 |
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| BeanBoy | Oct 3 2005, 06:39 PM Post #117 |
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That is not even the best tough guy becomes a softy cop and works with little kids movie Posted Image |
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| PavanosBalls | Oct 3 2005, 06:51 PM Post #118 |
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:please: Posted Image norman d golden ii and burt reynolds is a better tandem than arnold schwarzennegger and some little sh*ts |
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| amit | Oct 3 2005, 09:33 PM Post #119 |
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And they say Jews are cheap. :rolleyes: |
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| Ray | Oct 3 2005, 09:46 PM Post #120 |
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I'm a cheap bastard, I know. |
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