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Did these AZZHOLES pass their physicals or not!?
Topic Started: Jan 10 2005, 05:13 PM (263 Views)
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Jan 10 2005, 11:00 PM
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Jan 10 2005, 10:49 PM
hey 473 go f*ck yourslef little man

Why f*ck myself when I got your sister spread eagle on my bed?

you need f*ckin directions?

Nope, I know how to get to the Hershey Highway.

then why are you wasting time?

Got a case of limp dick?
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Jan 10 2005, 11:01 PM
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Jan 10 2005, 10:49 PM
hey 473 go f*ck yourslef little man

Why f*ck myself when I got your sister spread eagle on my bed?

you need f*ckin directions?

Nope, I know how to get to the Hershey Highway.

then why are you wasting time?

Got a case of limp dick?

I can multi-task. I'm f*cking and typing. Wanna chat with your sis?
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Jan 10 2005, 10:49 PM
hey 473 go f*ck yourslef little man

Why f*ck myself when I got your sister spread eagle on my bed?

you need f*ckin directions?

Nope, I know how to get to the Hershey Highway.

then why are you wasting time?

Got a case of limp dick?

I can multi-task. I'm f*cking and typing. Wanna chat with your sis?

well not to get technical but, to be f*ckin one of you has to be not facing the computer on too low to the groubd to type.

I think you're confused. Remember man, no means no
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He could be doing her on the floor and using a lap top. If she's in missionary and he reaches over her head.... :dunno:

Come on boys, get along.
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Jan 10 2005, 11:58 PM
He could be doing her on the floor and using a lap top. If she's in missionary and he reaches over her head.... :dunno:

Come on boys, get along.

she's 6'4

I get along with everyone
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She's 6-4? Then maybe he's real deep. So deep that he's laying flat on her and can extend his arms all the way.

Or, she could be riding him while he's laying down with the computer on his chest.
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Jan 11 2005, 12:12 AM
She's 6-4? Then maybe he's real deep. So deep that he's laying flat on her and can extend his arms all the way.

Or, she could be riding him while he's laying down with the computer on his chest.

He's too little for the first thing

The 2nd thign would obstruct his tittie view.

I downloaded evil deeds and all it does is skip. God damnit
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They're making it hard to download album sh*t now. Sometimes you'll be the one that just repeats the chorus or the opening lines. Other times, it ain't even the right song.

"Mama had a baby and its head popped off (head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)....

Woe is me, there's goes poor Marshall again, whining about his millions and his mansion and the sorrow he's always drowning in/And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad/And how is mom was a dope addict and his ex-wife, how they go at it/Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it/I can't imagine it/That poor little rich white bastard needs to take some of that cash out the bank and go take a bath in it/Man, if I only had half of it....sh*t, if you only knew the half of it."

I just realized that he didn't do any Ken Kaniff skits on this one. "Mmmm....don't bite. Don't be violent with it, just suck it. OK, now pass it back to Shaggy, he was sucking it better....WHAT?! f*ck you guys, gimme my dick back!"
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the Jackson skit makes me crack up for some reason

it skips on the the beat in the beginning, takes me 5 mins to realize it too

been drinkin a little too much to reel off some lines than

thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex unless you join in in which case its bi-sexual sex

even that is wrong somewhere
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I don't know the line exactly but there's a "consent" somewhere in there. Lemme check.

Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex/unless you were given consent to join in/Then of course its intercourse and bi-sexual sex/Which isn't as bad/As long as you show remorse for your actions/Either before, during, or after/Performing the act of that which/Is normally referred to as such/More commonly known phrases/That are more often used by today's kids.
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Jan 11 2005, 12:58 AM
I don't know the line exactly but there's a "consent" somewhere in there. Lemme check.

Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex/unless you were given consent to join in/Then of course its intercourse and bi-sexual sex/Which isn't as bad/As long as you show remorse for your actions/Either before, during, or after/Performing the act of that which/Is normally referred to as such/More commonly known phrases/That are more often used by today's kids.

This was supposed ot be my first single but I just f*cked that up so f*ck it lets alll have fun lets mingle slap a bitch and smack a ho

is about all I can compentently remember right now

( I swear i typed this already, one of the puerto ricans probably deleted it)
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My First Single is the worst song I've ever heard from him.

Ricans can make your sh*t disappear real quick. You don't know till hours later.
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my first single, rain man, and big weenie were all pretty um surprising. I hate big weenie, dont mind the other two as much. no particular reason
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Rain Man is OK. Big Weenie, the second verse is pretty good but I don't like the beat, flow, or delivery so I don't bother listening to it. My First Single is awful. He did an interview with XXL magazine and they asked him about that. He said that he wanted to experiment with different flows and he did it with those songs. :no2:
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