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I blacked out again!; Drinking = The sucks
Topic Started: Dec 27 2004, 12:47 PM (736 Views)
Venom	Dec 27 2004, 12:47 PM Post #1
The Dark Side Posts: 33,032 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	My God, when will I learn? Luckily I was with family this time, and I didn't end up passing out or in the hospital. Anyway, Christmas night was a some sort of Bachelor party for my sister's boyfriend's twin brother. But there were girls there and guys! There were a lot more guys, but there were at least 15 girls too. A lot of them were hot. Anyway, I spend Christmas eve with my mother, sister, and niece. Then Christmas day we spent the day with the extended family, aunts, uncles, cousins, all that sht. After that I came home and got ready for the party. I thought it was going to be some little thing, I wasn't expecting a big bash. I was wrong. I got there and it was like some huge production. It was like the Titanic of parties. It was at some club in NJ, I forgot the name. But they had rented it out for the night. There was a band that played for the first few hours, then they left and a DJ took over (he looked like Ray :ray: ). The band was pretty good, they even played some extended version of Breed, the Nirvana song. :D Anyway, I wasn't much of a dancer. I pretty much sat at the bar with these 2 other guys I had never seen in my life talking about the Giants, Juets, and Yankees. After I got about 10 or 11 beers in me, I felt myself starting to loosen up, and I started talking about video games. They were a little older than me, one was about 33, the other was a fatter than me and Justin combined and he was in his mid 20's. The older guy said he hasn't played video games since the PS1, he says the last game he remembers playing was Crash Bandicoot! So me and Super Fats started telling him to get a PS2 and all this other sht, I was telling him how great it was, and how great the EA Sports games are and sht. We were also talking about the girls at the party and sht. After about 3 hours of guy talk, and about 4 or 5 more beers, I felt it was time to get away from the wallflowers and go somewhere else. When I stood up, I felt like God grabbed the earth and started shaking it. I was so tipsy, it took a while before I was able to grab my thoughts and start walking! But I wasn't too drunk yet, just a little buzzed and not myself. I was starting to turn into a clown. I talked to my sister and cousin for a while, then went outside to smoke a cig and get some fresh air. When I went back in, I walked over to where I saw this girl sitting alone (when I'm 100% sober, I would never do this). She was hot, she was white with blonde hair, she wasn't a super model, just a typical girl. So I sat at the table with her and asked her why she's not dancing, and she said she's been dancing for hours and needed a break. This is where my night took a turn for the worst! She was drinking this drink, so I asked her what it was and she told me, and she asked if I wanted one. Then I told her the story about what happened to me at Justin's place when I passed out and woke up in the hospital. She was laughing her ass off, especially at the part when the firemen had to tie me up so I wouldn't fight them!! So I told her no drinks like that for me, it's just beer for me...I don't know what it was, maybe it was the fact that she was a hot girl, or her large boobs won me over, but she convinced me to have the drink she was having. I forgot the name, but it was that red Alize, with a little bit of vodka and cranberry juice. It tasted SOOO good. I drank it like kool-aid. Then another, then another, then I started asking for some different stuff. This is when I started to black out and stopped remembering sht. The last thing I remember was actually dancing with the girl, Me...DANCING!! I dance alone in my room, but other than that I haven't danced since JHS prom! And I remember my cousin shocked to see my fat ass on the dance floor. That's the last thing I remember. I woke up the next day (yesterday) about 2pm in my bed, with all my clothes still on. I got up and it felt like Jimi Hendrix hit me over the head with his guitar. I have never had such a bad headache in my life. The worst thing is that I had to go to Target really quick to return something, so I flew down there and returned it and jumped back in my bed. Anyway, I was laying in bed with this mondo headache trying to remember what happened, and I remembered NOTHING. Not 1 single little thing after that dance. So my cousin called me up hours later and started telling me what went down. He said that I kept drinking until they told the bartender not to serve me anymore. He said that I got a little pissed, but then I said "I don't care!! I can go into the bathroom and turn water into wine like Moses!" (Didn't Jesus do that?). Which made everyone laugh. Then he said I was acting like a clown, I started dancing like a maniac, and just doing stupid sht. I guess the spirit of Chris Farley lives deep down inside all fat guys, waiting to come out. :watery: Here's the worst part: They said I kissed the girl!! I KISS A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS 13 AND I DON'T REMEMBER IT!!!!! I DON'T REMEMBER ONE BIT OF IT!! :furious: :furious: :furious: I honestly didn't believe my cousin when he told me that, then I asked some other people later and they said it was true, I gave her a kiss, and it wasn't no kindergarten kiss, it was a real kiss. I'm so pissed off. I don't know why I can't do this sht when I'm sober. :no1: I'm gonna have to get drunk out of my mind to get a wife. I'm gonna wake up and wonder who the hell is sleeping next to me! :-\| There's a lot of other stuff they said I did that night, but this is already the longest post in the history of BAS. So enough is enough. Maybe I'll add some sht later. Oh, by the way, that girl (I don't even remember he name :dunno: ), she's family of my sister's boyfriend's twin's soon-to-be wife. And she lives in Minnesota. :-\| Thanks a lot, God. :fyou:



cmnyy	Dec 27 2004, 12:55 PM Post #2
Group: Self-Appointed Administrators Posts: 9,568 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: January 29, 2004	You rule Rob. :clap:



BostonBoy17	Dec 27 2004, 01:05 PM Post #3
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	Rob :-\| Dec 27 2004, 11:47 AM My God, when will I learn? Luckily I was with family this time, and I didn't end up passing out or in the hospital. Anyway, Christmas night was a some sort of Bachelor party for my sister's boyfriend's twin brother. But there were girls there and guys! There were a lot more guys, but there were at least 15 girls too. A lot of them were hot. Anyway, I spend Christmas eve with my mother, sister, and niece. Then Christmas day we spent the day with the extended family, aunts, uncles, cousins, all that sht. After that I came home and got ready for the party. I thought it was going to be some little thing, I wasn't expecting a big bash. I was wrong. I got there and it was like some huge production. It was like the Titanic of parties. It was at some club in NJ, I forgot the name. But they had rented it out for the night. There was a band that played for the first few hours, then they left and a DJ took over (he looked like Ray :ray: ). The band was pretty good, they even played some extended version of Breed, the Nirvana song. :D Anyway, I wasn't much of a dancer. I pretty much sat at the bar with these 2 other guys I had never seen in my life talking about the Giants, Juets, and Yankees. After I got about 10 or 11 beers in me, I felt myself starting to loosen up, and I started talking about video games. They were a little older than me, one was about 33, the other was a fatter than me and Justin combined and he was in his mid 20's. The older guy said he hasn't played video games since the PS1, he says the last game he remembers playing was Crash Bandicoot! So me and Super Fats started telling him to get a PS2 and all this other sht, I was telling him how great it was, and how great the EA Sports games are and sht. We were also talking about the girls at the party and sht. After about 3 hours of guy talk, and about 4 or 5 more beers, I felt it was time to get away from the wallflowers and go somewhere else. When I stood up, I felt like God grabbed the earth and started shaking it. I was so tipsy, it took a while before I was able to grab my thoughts and start walking! But I wasn't too drunk yet, just a little buzzed and not myself. I was starting to turn into a clown. I talked to my sister and cousin for a while, then went outside to smoke a cig and get some fresh air. When I went back in, I walked over to where I saw this girl sitting alone (when I'm 100% sober, I would never do this). She was hot, she was white with blonde hair, she wasn't a super model, just a typical girl. So I sat at the table with her and asked her why she's not dancing, and she said she's been dancing for hours and needed a break. This is where my night took a turn for the worst! She was drinking this drink, so I asked her what it was and she told me, and she asked if I wanted one. Then I told her the story about what happened to me at Justin's place when I passed out and woke up in the hospital. She was laughing her ass off, especially at the part when the firemen had to tie me up so I wouldn't fight them!! So I told her no drinks like that for me, it's just beer for me...I don't know what it was, maybe it was the fact that she was a hot girl, or her large boobs won me over, but she convinced me to have the drink she was having. I forgot the name, but it was that red Alize, with a little bit of vodka and cranberry juice. It tasted SOOO good. I drank it like kool-aid. Then another, then another, then I started asking for some different stuff. This is when I started to black out and stopped remembering sht. The last thing I remember was actually dacing with the girl, Me...DANCING!! I dance alone in my room, but other than that I haven't danced since JHS prom! And I remember my cousin shocked to see my fat ass on the dance floor. That's the last thing I remember. I woke up the next day (yesterday) about 2pm in my bed, with all my clothes still on. I got up and it felt like Jimi Hendrix hit me over the head with his guitar. I have never had such a bad headache in my life. The worst thing is that I had to go to Target really quick to return something, so I flew down there and returned it and jumped back in my bed. Anyway, I was laying in bed with this mondo headache trying to remember what happened, and I remembered NOTHING. Not 1 single little thing after that dance. So my cousin called me up hours later and started telling me what went down. He said that I kept drinking until they told the bartender not to serve me anymore. He said that I got a little pissed, but then I said "I don't care!! I can go into the bathroom and turn water into wine like Moses!" (Didn't Jesus do that?). Which made everyone laugh. Then he said I was acting like a clown, I started dancing like a maniac, and just doing stupid sht. I guess the spirit of Chris Farley lives deep down inside all fat guys, waiting to come out. :watery: Here's the worst part: They said I kissed the girl!! I KISS A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS 13 AND I DON'T REMEMBER IT!!!!! I DON'T REMEMBER ONE BIT OF IT!! :furious: :furious: :furious: I honestly didn't believe my cousin when he told me that, then I asked some other people later and they said it was true, I gave her a kiss, and it wasn't no kindergarten kiss, it was a real kiss. I'm so pissed off. I don't know why I can't do this sht when I'm sober. :no1: I'm gonna have to get drunk out of my mind to get a wife. I'm gonna wake up and wonder who the hell is sleeping next to me! :-\| There's a lot of other stuff they said I did that night, but this is already the longest post in the history of BAS. So enough is enough. Maybe I'll add some sht later. Oh, by the way, that girl (I don't even remember he name :dunno: ), she's family of my sister's boyfriend's twin's soon-to-be wife. And she lives in Minnesota. :-\| Thanks a lot, God. :fyou: :o :unsure: :huh: :lmao: :laugh2: :laugh2:



Mantlemurcer	Dec 27 2004, 01:06 PM Post #4
Home of Champions Posts: 27,508 Group: Moderator Member #5 Joined: January 29, 2004	I don't know whether to :lmao: or :crybaby:



Ray	Dec 27 2004, 02:08 PM Post #5
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	:laugh2: :laugh2: that was an awesome story.....drinking rules! :rock:



VICTORious	Dec 27 2004, 02:13 PM Post #6
Posts: 11,334 Group: Members Member #66 Joined: April 28, 2004	lol great story it would be funnier if she was you cousin



My name is ET	Dec 27 2004, 02:45 PM Post #7
Posts: 10,630 Group: Members Member #10 Joined: January 29, 2004	i havent got anything since september. of course that god damn grand theft auto had a lot to do with that. rob, you suprise me. id figure you could get a lot of ass because your very smart and witty.



BeanBoy	Dec 27 2004, 03:20 PM Post #8
Matt Stairs Posts: 4,501 Group: Boston Fans Member #215 Joined: September 26, 2004	Metsfan4life Dec 27 2004, 01:08 PM :laugh2: :laugh2: that was an awesome story.....drinking rules! :rock: stop trying to sound cool



Bklyn Bull 469	Dec 27 2004, 04:04 PM Post #9
Bklyns Finest Posts: 795 Group: Members Member #144 Joined: June 13, 2004	Mr. Sunshine Dec 27 2004, 01:13 PM lol great story it would be funnier if she was you cousin :laugh:



Ray	Dec 27 2004, 06:13 PM Post #10
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	BeantownSports Dec 27 2004, 02:20 PM Metsfan4life Dec 27 2004, 01:08 PM :laugh2: :laugh2: that was an awesome story.....drinking rules! :rock: stop trying to sound cool :laugh:



cotterpin	Dec 27 2004, 07:37 PM Post #11
Off Topic Queen Posts: 1,892 Group: Members Member #76 Joined: April 30, 2004	Rob :-\| Dec 27 2004, 11:47 AM I KISS A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS 13 AND I DON'T REMEMBER IT!!!!! I DON'T REMEMBER ONE BIT OF IT!! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: and I thought MY life was pathetic :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: sorry Rob :love:



TheOne	Dec 27 2004, 08:08 PM Post #12
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	that's one of the funniest f*cking stories i've ever read in my life, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock:



BostonBoy17	Dec 27 2004, 08:23 PM Post #13
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's *one of the funniest fcking stories i've ever read in my life**, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: lol yea :laugh:



BeanBoy	Dec 27 2004, 08:46 PM Post #14
Matt Stairs Posts: 4,501 Group: Boston Fans Member #215 Joined: September 26, 2004	BostonBoy15 Dec 27 2004, 07:23 PM TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's *one of the funniest fcking stories i've ever read in my life**, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: lol yea :laugh: If you all didn't know Chris drinks all the time :-\|



Njdevils350	Dec 27 2004, 09:05 PM Post #15
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	yeah I bet



BostonBoy17	Dec 27 2004, 09:06 PM Post #16
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	BeantownSports Dec 27 2004, 07:46 PM BostonBoy15 Dec 27 2004, 07:23 PM TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's *one of the funniest fcking stories i've ever read in my life**, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: lol yea :laugh: If you all didn't know Chris drinks all the time :-\| :laugh: :no: Not all the time. Not often actually. But I have. and enough of the smartass syrcasim , its not funny :peace:



TheOne	Dec 27 2004, 09:11 PM Post #17
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	BeantownSports Dec 27 2004, 07:46 PM BostonBoy15 Dec 27 2004, 07:23 PM TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's *one of the funniest fcking stories i've ever read in my life**, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: lol yea :laugh: If you all didn't know Chris drinks all the time :-\| sure he does!!! :peace:



BostonBoy17	Dec 27 2004, 09:14 PM Post #18
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	TheOne Dec 27 2004, 08:11 PM BeantownSports Dec 27 2004, 07:46 PM BostonBoy15 Dec 27 2004, 07:23 PM TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's *one of the funniest fcking stories i've ever read in my life**, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: lol yea :laugh: If you all didn't know Chris drinks all the time :-\| sure he does!!! :peace: :laugh: :no: Not all the time. Not often actually. But I have. and enough of the smartass syrcasim , its not funny :peace: I said it twice :P



Njdevils350	Dec 27 2004, 09:26 PM Post #19
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	how many beers u have 3? 4?



VICTORious	Dec 27 2004, 09:30 PM Post #20
Posts: 11,334 Group: Members Member #66 Joined: April 28, 2004	Njdevils350 Dec 27 2004, 08:26 PM how many beers u have 3? 4? by the way he is spelling im guessing 6



Njdevils350	Dec 27 2004, 09:31 PM Post #21
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	little man cant handle six. 2 would cause him some silliness



BostonBoy17	Dec 27 2004, 09:32 PM Post #22
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	Njdevils350 Dec 27 2004, 08:31 PM 2 would cause him some silliness :laugh:



Venom	Dec 27 2004, 10:25 PM Post #23
The Dark Side Posts: 33,032 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	ArtstFmrKwnAsEts Dec 27 2004, 01:45 PM rob, you suprise me. id figure you could get a lot of ass because your very smart and witty. Girls are like my kryptonite. I turn unfunny and shyx10 around new girls. :-\| I won't be myself around a girl until I get to know her. :bag:



Venom	Dec 27 2004, 10:26 PM Post #24
The Dark Side Posts: 33,032 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	cotterpin Dec 27 2004, 06:37 PM Rob :-\| Dec 27 2004, 11:47 AM I KISS A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS 13 AND I DON'T REMEMBER IT!!!!!� I DON'T REMEMBER ONE BIT OF IT!! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: and I thought MY life was pathetic :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :o :o :o :monster:



BostonBoy17	Dec 27 2004, 10:29 PM Post #25
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	Rob :-\| Dec 27 2004, 09:26 PM cotterpin Dec 27 2004, 06:37 PM Rob :-\| Dec 27 2004, 11:47 AM I KISS A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS 13 AND I DON'T REMEMBER IT!!!!! I DON'T REMEMBER ONE BIT OF IT!! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: and I thought MY life was pathetic :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :o :o :o :monster: :laugh:



Mantlemurcer	Dec 27 2004, 11:57 PM Post #26
Home of Champions Posts: 27,508 Group: Moderator Member #5 Joined: January 29, 2004	TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's one of the funniest f*cking stories i've ever read in my life, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: :please: Not after your last experience.



TheOne	Dec 27 2004, 11:59 PM Post #27
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	Mantlemurcer Dec 27 2004, 10:57 PM TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's one of the funniest fcking stories i've ever read in my life, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: :please: Not after your last experience. :please: i'm still gonna get fcked up, i don't care about what happened last time!!! :agent:



BostonBoy17	Dec 28 2004, 12:02 AM Post #28
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	TheOne Dec 27 2004, 10:59 PM Mantlemurcer Dec 27 2004, 10:57 PM TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's one of the funniest fcking stories i've ever read in my life, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: :please: Not after your last experience. :please: i'm still gonna get fcked up, i don't care about what happened last time!!! :agent: :laugh: lol uh oh :no1:



VICTORious	Dec 28 2004, 12:21 AM Post #29
Posts: 11,334 Group: Members Member #66 Joined: April 28, 2004	how do such big people get f*cked up so easily



Mantlemurcer	Dec 28 2004, 12:23 AM Post #30
Home of Champions Posts: 27,508 Group: Moderator Member #5 Joined: January 29, 2004	TheOne Dec 27 2004, 10:59 PM Mantlemurcer Dec 27 2004, 10:57 PM TheOne Dec 27 2004, 07:08 PM that's one of the funniest fcking stories i've ever read in my life, :rofl: i need to get drunk this weekend!!! :rock: :please: Not after your last experience. :please: i'm still gonna get fcked up, i don't care about what happened last time!!! :agent: Call Alex ahead of time so he can load up on toilet paper. :peace:



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