So, the Birthday Blob calls me on the phone...

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So, the Birthday Blob calls me on the phone...; He drank WAY too much!
Topic Started: Dec 6 2004, 10:24 AM (945 Views)
Njdevils350	Dec 6 2004, 11:33 PM Post #61
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	ArtstFmrKwnAsEts Dec 6 2004, 10:30 PM whats funny is when im smashed, and im home, the first thing i do is go talk to my parents. i go into the room, where they are sleeping, tell them im home, and good night. this way, they wont bother me after that. strange idea, I dont care either way, but common assumption would be to avoid them cause they'll give you sh*t



cmnyy	Dec 7 2004, 12:01 AM Post #62
Group: Self-Appointed Administrators Posts: 9,568 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: January 29, 2004	TheOne Dec 6 2004, 08:20 PM cmnyy Dec 6 2004, 07:02 PM Yeah Justin, you're 21 now. Tell your Mom the truth. You got really hammered, fell asleep on the bowl, puked all over yourself, and your friend had to wipe your ass. Oh how proud she'll be... :laugh: my friend didn't wipe my ass you AZZHOLE, i did, i just took an hour to do it!!! :no1: I was just messin' with ya big guy. :hug: By the way, you guys really need to stop making fun of your friend Alex. He sounds like a pretty good friend. I mean, how many other people would wipe your ass clean when you're drunk like that? :dance: :laugh:



TheOne	Dec 7 2004, 12:47 AM Post #63
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	cmnyy Dec 6 2004, 11:01 PM TheOne Dec 6 2004, 08:20 PM cmnyy Dec 6 2004, 07:02 PM Yeah Justin, you're 21 now. Tell your Mom the truth. You got really hammered, fell asleep on the bowl, puked all over yourself, and your friend had to wipe your ass. Oh how proud she'll be... :laugh: my friend didn't wipe my ass you AZZHOLE, i did, i just took an hour to do it!!! :no1: I was just messin' with ya big guy. :hug: By the way, you guys really need to stop making fun of your friend Alex. He sounds like a pretty good friend. I mean, how many other people would wipe you ass clean when your drunk like that? :dance: :laugh: that's exactly why we make fun of him!!! :peace:



NYFanYGRK83	Dec 7 2004, 01:42 AM Post #64
"Follow me if you want to win!" Posts: 5,325 Group: Members Member #60 Joined: April 28, 2004	Quote: The person sounded black, so I was puzzled. What does a black person call me for? I seriously thought it was Strider!! Then realized that he wouldn't call me out of the blue. So, I was thinking to myself "Who the fck is this!?". He kept saying that he was worried about me and that he loves me! Then I heard a really gay sound in the background and it was Alex (Dr. Internetpus)!! Then I realized it was Justin at Alex's apartment. He sounded like he drank 10 tubs of Jack Daniels! I never heard him so drunk, and he was talking like a thug. So we talked for a few minutes, and then he started screaming about how Eli Manning was a bust and all this sht. He kept asking if I was ok, I should have been asking him that! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Quote: Anyway Alex is super pissed at Juan (what a shock!), but he said he's still cool with me and Justin. This kid or should I say shemale is such a lowlife! Really I don't know if I should beat the sh*t out of him or confront him (Even though the other two times I confronted him he puss out!) That FAG_BAG can be mad all he wants. He's too much a bitch to do any thing! Quote: Then Justin started calling Alex a feg and yelling about how much he loved Juan, and that he's been his best friend since Kindergarten! What a drunk fat blob you are!!! :watery: :watery: :watery: :watery: :watery:



NYFanYGRK83	Dec 7 2004, 01:44 AM Post #65
"Follow me if you want to win!" Posts: 5,325 Group: Members Member #60 Joined: April 28, 2004	cmnyy Dec 6 2004, 11:01 PM By the way, you guys really need to stop making fun of your friend Alex. He sounds like a pretty good friend. I mean, how many other people would wipe your ass clean when you're drunk like that? If only you knew how he really acts cm, you would see my point of view and why I wish I could take a massive crap right on his f*cking motherboard!!! :furious:



TheOne	Dec 7 2004, 06:55 AM Post #66
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	for the people that have seen the movie saw, that night in alex's house i looked like one of the characters in the movie that was stuck in this bathroom death trap!!! Posted Image :no1:



Solace	Dec 7 2004, 07:06 AM Post #67
Posts: 1,297 Group: Members Member #50 Joined: April 27, 2004	TheOne Dec 7 2004, 05:55 AM for the people that have seen the movie saw, that night in alex's house i looked like one of the characters in the movie that was stuck in this bathroom death trap!!! Posted Image :no1: I saw that. Gross! :puke: :smirk:



TheOne	Dec 7 2004, 07:27 AM Post #68
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	Solace Dec 7 2004, 06:06 AM TheOne Dec 7 2004, 05:55 AM for the people that have seen the movie saw, that night in alex's house i looked like one of the characters in the movie that was stuck in this bathroom death trap!!! Posted Image :no1: I saw that. Gross! :puke: :smirk: well at least you know what i'm talking about!!! :thumbup:



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