So, the Birthday Blob calls me on the phone...

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So, the Birthday Blob calls me on the phone...; He drank WAY too much!
Topic Started: Dec 6 2004, 10:24 AM (943 Views)
Venom	Dec 6 2004, 10:24 AM Post #1
The Dark Side Posts: 33,032 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	Sunday, December 5th 2004 Justin turns 21. I had been cleaning up and rearranging my room all day. And I had a job interview the next day (today). So I wasn't able to do anything with Justin or the guys. I had just finished watching the Giants blow ass in Washington, so I wasn't too happy. So there I was, sitting in my room with a Ham and Cheese Lean Pocket, some Chips A'hoy cookies and warm milk watching TV when my phone rang. The person sounded black, so I was puzzled. What does a black person call me for? I seriously thought it was Strider!! :dunno: Then realized that he wouldn't call me out of the blue. So, I was thinking to myself "Who the fck is this!?". He kept saying that he was worried about me and that he loves me! :serious: Then I heard a really gay sound in the background and it was Alex (Dr. Internetpus)!! Then I realized it was Justin at Alex's apartment. He sounded like he drank 10 tubs of Jack Daniels! I never heard him so drunk, and he was talking like a thug. So we talked for a few minutes, and then he started screaming about how Eli Manning was a bust and all this sht. He kept asking if I was ok, I should have been asking him that! Then I heard Alex in the background singing a Soundgarden song! Justin said he was listening to his iPod. :serious: Anyway Alex is super pissed at Juan (what a shock!), but he said he's still cool with me and Justin. Then Justin started calling Alex a feg and yelling about how much he loved Juan, and that he's been his best friend since Kindergarten! :laugh: Justin was so fcking drunk and he was scared what his mom would say when he got home! So they ordered pizza so they could eat something (they should have been eating while drinking!!). And Justin was screaming on the phone about the Pizza man taking 10 years, and Alex was like "WE ONLY CALLED 10 MINUTES AGO!!" in the background! And Justin was like "fck you Alex! Yo you don't know sht nigga!!" :laugh: Then Justin said when the delivery guy comes he was going to shove the money in his mouth like the Million Dollar Man! :rofl: I wonder what happened with that, I forgot to ask Alex later. Anyway so he hung up after some more ramblings, and I went back to watching FOX's sunday lineup. :agent: I had to re-warm my Lean Pocket. :annoyed: So times goes by, about 11:30 this dude Alex IM's me on AIM. Here is what he said to me: Quote: Bxcasanova [11:31 PM]: this kid fell asleep while taking a sht then puked all over himself NirvanaForever83 [11:31 PM]: LOL!!!! Are you fcking serious dude!? NirvanaForever83 [11:31 PM]: What a fat sht! Bxcasanova [11:32 PM]: yo he spent like an hr trying to get up he fell twice in my bathroom and i took him like a hr to finish wiping his ass NirvanaForever83 [11:32 PM]: My God what a fatso NirvanaForever83 [11:32 PM]: Is he still there? Bxcasanova [11:32 PM]: nah i walked him half the way home wait to his mom sees him NirvanaForever83 [11:32 PM]: lol did he vomit on his clothes? Bxcasanova [11:33 PM]: all over his clothes he smells like liquor and puke NirvanaForever83 [11:33 PM]: Damn, I wish I could have seen that! Bxcasanova [11:34 PM]: hes all wet to b/c i had to splash him with water to wake his ass up so he could finish cleaning his ass i had to tell this kid what to do one step at a time like if i was babysittin NirvanaForever83 [11:34 PM]: LOL, oh my God!! Did he make it home? Bxcasanova [11:34 PM]: at least half the way home Bxcasanova [11:35 PM]: this was right now Bxcasanova [11:35 PM]: after 2 hrs i got him out the bathroom but he kept sleeping NirvanaForever83 [11:35 PM]: You should call his house and see if he got home! Bxcasanova [11:35 PM]: i will NirvanaForever83 [11:36 PM]: He could have blacked out right on the street like me. :gagged: Bxcasanova [11:36 PM]: imma give him a few more mins NirvanaForever83 [11:36 PM]: lol ok NirvanaForever83 [11:36 PM]: How come you're not super drunk? Bxcasanova [11:37 PM]: he drank way more then me Bxcasanova [11:37 PM]: and he didnt eat and i did NirvanaForever83 [11:38 PM]: What a fatso, he sounded super drunk on the phone! Bxcasanova [11:38 PM]: i was at the time also Bxcasanova [11:39 PM]: he fcking drank the rest of the jd straight up and if he would have waited to drink the rest of it after we ate he would have been fine Bxcasanova [11:39 PM]: but forget it by the time the pizza came he was puking all over my bathroom NirvanaForever83 [11:39 PM]: Ewwwww NirvanaForever83 [11:39 PM]: He fcking drank too much Bxcasanova [11:40 PM]: puking all over himself man NirvanaForever83 [11:40 PM]: I would have paid to see that Bxcasanova [11:40 PM]: my fcking place smells like puke man NirvanaForever83 [11:40 PM]: Damn that sucks dude. Next time tell his fat ass to go puke in the hall or out the window! Or at least in the bath tub!! Bxcasanova [11:41 PM]: lol he was sleeping on the toilet while shitting and puking hes lucky he didnt choke on his vomit like the singer from drowing pool NirvanaForever83 [11:42 PM]: Holy sht dude, that's too fcking funny!! And he is lucky he didn't choke on his vomit, lucky just like me! Lucky for me I fell face down or else I would be 6 feet under right now! I'm never going to drink like that again. Stupid fatass should have known not to drink like that after what happened to me!! Bxcasanova [11:42 PM]: yea Bxcasanova [11:43 PM]: i didnt even finish my sht b/c i know i would have ended like he did NirvanaForever83 [11:43 PM]: lol yeah NirvanaForever83 [11:43 PM]: How was he when you guys were walking? Was he talking or anything? Bxcasanova [11:43 PM]: yea just tipping over a lil NirvanaForever83 [11:45 PM]: What a blob, I hope he made it home. Why couldn't you walk all the way with him? Bxcasanova [11:45 PM]: b/c i m still a lil tipsy myself NirvanaForever83 [11:45 PM]: Silliness NirvanaForever83 [11:45 PM]: Call him dude Bxcasanova [11:47 PM]: yeah i just called and he made it home NirvanaForever83 [11:47 PM]: Did you talk to him? Bxcasanova [11:48 PM]: yea i just asked if his mom said anything and he said yea and i asked if hes ok and he said yea then we hung up NirvanaForever83 [11:49 PM]: lol ok Bxcasanova is away at 11:50 PM My Lord, I'm telling you people something funny, strange, or silly ALWAYS happens to us. It's like God has a bullseye on us and is playing sick games to make Himself laugh! Hopefully everything is ok today! I'll call him or talk to him online after I get home from my interview. Maybe he'll post before I get home. Who knows. While we're on the subject, does anybody know where that thread is, about the time I drank too much? I was talking to the kid last night about this and he hasn't seen it. I was looking for it, but I couldn't find it. :serious: This could be a good lesson to the kids why NOT to drink like maniacs when they are older! :laugh: Both Justin and I could have ended up dead. :serious: :no1:



Njdevils350	Dec 6 2004, 10:59 AM Post #2
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	they only had 1 bottle of Jack? Btw how do you sleep, sh*t and puke at the same time? I fell asleep on my toilet seat once, but thats different. Funny stuff, fat man probably drank 3/4 of the bottle, im so proud. But Alex should have been more sondierate and contributed to the drinking...



Ray	Dec 6 2004, 12:03 PM Post #3
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	oh my god...........that's f*cking hilarious! :laugh2: :laugh2: i kinda knew something was up when justin was logged in here last night under alex's name and acting all stupid......but i knew there was problems between them, so i was sort of confused.... anyways.......that's too damn funny......it's a good thing he got home ok. i guess it'll be a 21st b-day to remember. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Mantlemurcer	Dec 6 2004, 12:13 PM Post #4
Home of Champions Posts: 27,508 Group: Moderator Member #5 Joined: January 29, 2004	:lmao: Justin's a beaut! :laugh:



Ray	Dec 6 2004, 12:17 PM Post #5
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	lol i feel bad for alex......he had to clean up justin's puke...... damn, this one sure puts my weekend drinking story to shame. :laugh:



Strider	Dec 6 2004, 03:29 PM Post #6
Legend Posts: 27,117 Group: VC_Moderator Member #15 Joined: January 29, 2004	I thought Justin hated Alex after Casanova shitted on him. They made up? That's some real 8 year old sht. :smirk: Quote: warm milk :serious: :no1: Quote: The person sounded black, so I was puzzled. What does a black person call me for? I seriously thought it was Strider!! I knew your ass wouldn't have any black friends. You are the least spi©ish spi© ever. And I don't have your number. Quote: this kid fell asleep while taking a sht then puked all over himself :laugh: The bonus to that is that just before reading this thread, I said in his birthday thread that he hadn't posted since yesterday (for a guy who posts every 14 seconds on average) and Juan should go check to make sure he didn't get too drunk and fall asleep in his own puke. Ain't that some irony? Is his mother gonna spank him for coming home drunk and filthy? Now that is one goofy fat dude. I've always said that the phone company should listen in and tape all my conversations to entertain themselves. FOX should have cameras follow Justin around all day for a couple months. Make it a reality show-sitcom.



Venom	Dec 6 2004, 03:50 PM Post #7
The Dark Side Posts: 33,032 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	Njdevils350 Dec 6 2004, 09:59 AM they only had 1 bottle of Jack? They might of had another bottle of something else, I'm not sure. Quote: Btw how do you sleep, sht and puke at the same time? I fell asleep on my toilet seat once, but thats different. lol, sounds funny. I guess he needed to take a sht and while he was in there he fell asleep and started vomiting all over himself. :no1: Quote: I thought Justin hated Alex after Casanova shitted on him. They made up? That's some real 8 year old sh*t. They fight and make up all the time. It's kind of gay when you think about it, but whatever. I've never really had personal problems with Alex, but when he gets mad at one of us, it's seems like he gets pissed at all 3! He's a strange guy. He's cool 1 minute and a puss the next. Quote: I knew your ass wouldn't have any black friends. You are the least spi©ish spi© ever. And I don't have your number. lol, I had a few black friends in HS, but we lost touch. One of them was gay, so I covered two bases with that friend! He was a pokemon freak that loved drawing...he looked like Macy Gray. You're the only black friend I have left. :watery:



Strider	Dec 6 2004, 04:06 PM Post #8
Legend Posts: 27,117 Group: VC_Moderator Member #15 Joined: January 29, 2004	Quote: lol, I had a few black friends in HS, but we lost touch. One of them was gay, so I covered two bases with that friend! :laugh: Quote: He was a pokemon freak that loved drawing...he looked like Macy Gray. Even if he wasn't a homosexual, that in itself would make him one. And even straight men wouldn't wanna touch Macy Gray. Have you see her in that commercial for whatever, singing, "Walk This Way"? :no1: "I try to say goodbye and I choke....try to walk away and I stumble." How or why did that song become a hit? I thought it was popular because people were making fun of it, like I was (kinda like William Hung), but I was wrong. Quote: You're the only black friend I have left. I'm not your friend. :please: Quote: They fight and make up all the time. It's kind of gay when you think about it, but whatever. I've never really had personal problems with Alex, but when he gets mad at one of us, it's seems like he gets pissed at all 3! He's a strange guy. He's cool 1 minute and a puss the next. I wish I had a friend like Alex. Me and my circle would have a lot of fun with him.



Ray	Dec 6 2004, 04:09 PM Post #9
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	Quote: I wish I had a friend like Alex. Me and my circle would have a lot of fun with him. it's probably better that you don't have a friend like him......he probably would've committed suicide by now. :laugh:



Njdevils350	Dec 6 2004, 04:11 PM Post #10
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	Quote: "The money I save by not getting good players is spent on technology to keep me alive. And the money I saved this year will go towards adding platinum toilet bowls in my guest house." - The Real Life Monty Burns :lmao: :bag: :lmao: :fyou: :lmao: :wall: :lmao: :crybaby:



BostonBoy17	Dec 6 2004, 04:40 PM Post #11
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	:laugh: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :laugh: :laugh2: :laugh2:



My name is ET	Dec 6 2004, 05:00 PM Post #12
Posts: 10,630 Group: Members Member #10 Joined: January 29, 2004	This is why i smoke weed more than drink beer. If you get mad stoned, you will reek of weed (and it is illegal, which sucks) but you wont puke and wont have to worry about od. if im mad stoned, ill pass out, and be fine in the morning. maybe a little burnt out, but whatever.



nayruslovespell	Dec 6 2004, 05:21 PM Post #13
Posts: 1,023 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: April 28, 2004	Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 02:50 PM You're the only black friend I have left. :watery: I thought I was your friend? :watery:



Venom	Dec 6 2004, 05:22 PM Post #14
The Dark Side Posts: 33,032 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:21 PM Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 02:50 PM You're the only black friend I have left. :watery: I thought I was your friend? :watery: You're not black. You're a chick! :thumbup:



Giambi_MVP_25	Dec 6 2004, 05:23 PM Post #15
Misunderstood Genius Posts: 25,151 Group: Administrator Member #82 Joined: May 1, 2004	What a great story! :lmao:



BostonBoy17	Dec 6 2004, 05:23 PM Post #16
City of Champions Posts: 7,288 Group: Boston Fans Member #122 Joined: May 16, 2004	Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 04:22 PM nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:21 PM Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 02:50 PM You're the only black friend I have left. :watery: I thought I was your friend? :watery: You're not black. You're a chick! :thumbup: :serious:



Njdevils350	Dec 6 2004, 05:24 PM Post #17
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:21 PM Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 02:50 PM You're the only black friend I have left. :watery: I thought I was your friend? :watery: You're chocolate?



Venom	Dec 6 2004, 05:29 PM Post #18
The Dark Side Posts: 33,032 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	BostonSports15 Dec 6 2004, 04:23 PM Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 04:22 PM nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:21 PM Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 02:50 PM You're the only black friend I have left. :watery: I thought I was your friend? :watery: You're not black. You're a chick! :thumbup: :serious: Don't worry, you're still my #1 :love:



TheOne	Dec 6 2004, 05:30 PM Post #19
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	man what a f*cking night, some things i remember, some things i don't, i'll tell you guys the whole story when i'm not as lazy, right now i'm in a daze!!!



Njdevils350	Dec 6 2004, 05:32 PM Post #20
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	TheOne Dec 6 2004, 04:30 PM man what a f*cking night, some things i remember, some things i don't, i'll tell you guys the whole story when i'm not as lazy, right now i'm in a daze!!! yeah, thats called hungover



Ray	Dec 6 2004, 05:32 PM Post #21
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	we've heard the good part of the story. you're a drunk. from this point forward, you'll never remember anything the day after it happens.



Njdevils350	Dec 6 2004, 05:33 PM Post #22
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	Na, you remember things, its just not sequential



cmnyy	Dec 6 2004, 05:33 PM Post #23
Group: Self-Appointed Administrators Posts: 9,568 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: January 29, 2004	TheOne Dec 6 2004, 05:30 PM man what a f*cking night, some things i remember, some things i don't, i'll tell you guys the whole story when i'm not as lazy, right now i'm in a daze!!! Get the condom out of your ass before you do anything. You don't want to get an infection or something... J/K :dance: :laugh:



nayruslovespell	Dec 6 2004, 05:44 PM Post #24
Posts: 1,023 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: April 28, 2004	Njdevils350 Dec 6 2004, 04:24 PM nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:21 PM Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 02:50 PM You're the only black friend I have left. :watery: I thought I was your friend? :watery: You're chocolate? Well, I don't taste sweet. Haven't you seen my pic in my profile?



TheOne	Dec 6 2004, 05:44 PM Post #25
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	cmnyy Dec 6 2004, 04:33 PM TheOne Dec 6 2004, 05:30 PM man what a f*cking night, some things i remember, some things i don't, i'll tell you guys the whole story when i'm not as lazy, right now i'm in a daze!!! Get the condom out of your ass before you do anything. You don't want to get an infection or something... J/K :dance: :laugh: :lmao:



Mantlemurcer	Dec 6 2004, 06:46 PM Post #26
Home of Champions Posts: 27,508 Group: Moderator Member #5 Joined: January 29, 2004	cmnyy Dec 6 2004, 04:33 PM TheOne Dec 6 2004, 05:30 PM man what a f*cking night, some things i remember, some things i don't, i'll tell you guys the whole story when i'm not as lazy, right now i'm in a daze!!! Get the condom out of your ass before you do anything. You don't want to get an infection or something... J/K :dance: :laugh: :laugh:



Njdevils350	Dec 6 2004, 07:03 PM Post #27
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:44 PM Njdevils350 Dec 6 2004, 04:24 PM nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:21 PM Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 02:50 PM You're the only black friend I have left. :watery: I thought I was your friend? :watery: You're chocolate? Well, I don't taste sweet. Haven't you seen my pic in my profile? yeah but I couldnt tell, I thought you were spanish... :dunno:



Yanks473	Dec 6 2004, 07:05 PM Post #28
And the Band played on...... Posts: 22,433 Group: VC_Moderator Member #26 Joined: January 29, 2004	For Husteen to get that drunk with that 300 pound frame he must have drank enough to make an Irishman blush.



nayruslovespell	Dec 6 2004, 07:31 PM Post #29
Posts: 1,023 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: April 28, 2004	Njdevils350 Dec 6 2004, 06:03 PM nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:44 PM Njdevils350 Dec 6 2004, 04:24 PM nayruslovespell Dec 6 2004, 04:21 PM Rob Version 1.0 Dec 6 2004, 02:50 PM You're the only black friend I have left. :watery: I thought I was your friend? :watery: You're chocolate? Well, I don't taste sweet. Haven't you seen my pic in my profile? yeah but I couldnt tell, I thought you were spanish... :dunno: :annoyed:



TheOne	Dec 6 2004, 07:49 PM Post #30
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	my mother just reminded me the excuse i made when i got home last night, i denied i was drunk at first (even though i clearly was), i told her that i drank bad apple juice!!! :serious:



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