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weird disturbing things your parents have said; including while drunk
Topic Started: Nov 9 2004, 04:20 PM (1,449 Views)
nayruslovespell	Nov 9 2004, 04:20 PM Post #1
Posts: 1,023 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: April 28, 2004	I'm kinda distressed right now because I just remembered this really disturbing thing my father said to me a while ago. He was basically drunk at the time, but anyhow we were watching The Iron Chef. He points out this japanese girl and says "oh she's a porn star". So I say, "No way". He responds with "They call her the japanese heidi, I've seen her in positions you wouldn't even believe, including on a trampoline". At that point I was too disturbed to say anything. I kinda wanted to ask him why the hell he said that, but the next day he didn't seem to remember any of last night's conversation. I already know he's looked at lots of stuff on the internet though he vehemently denies it and claims it was mostly accidental, nontheless it's still disturbing. :blink: :o Have any of you had similar experiences.



FloydNbunch	Nov 9 2004, 04:47 PM Post #2
Does WrightNbunch sound good? Posts: 8,259 Group: Members Member #170 Joined: July 11, 2004	nayruslovespell Nov 9 2004, 03:20 PM I'm kinda distressed right now because I just remembered this really disturbing thing my father said to me a while ago. He was basically drunk at the time, but anyhow we were watching The Iron Chef. He points out this japanese girl and says "oh she's a porn star". So I say, "No way". He responds with "They call her the japanese heidi, I've seen her in positions you wouldn't even believe, including on a trampoline". At that point I was too disturbed to say anything. I kinda wanted to ask him why the hell he said that, but the next day he didn't seem to remember any of last night's conversation. I already know he's looked at lots of stuff on the internet though he vehemently denies it and claims it was mostly accidental, nontheless it's still disturbing. :blink: :o Have any of you had similar experiences. I would prefer not to talk about it :bag:



timotime	Nov 9 2004, 05:16 PM Post #3
Posts: 8,415 Group: Members Member #19 Joined: January 29, 2004	nayruslovespell Nov 9 2004, 04:20 PM I'm kinda distressed right now because I just remembered this really disturbing thing my father said to me a while ago. He was basically drunk at the time, but anyhow we were watching The Iron Chef. He points out this japanese girl and says "oh she's a porn star". So I say, "No way". He responds with "They call her the japanese heidi, I've seen her in positions you wouldn't even believe, including on a trampoline". At that point I was too disturbed to say anything. I kinda wanted to ask him why the hell he said that, but the next day he didn't seem to remember any of last night's conversation. I already know he's looked at lots of stuff on the internet though he vehemently denies it and claims it was mostly accidental, nontheless it's still disturbing. :blink: :o Have any of you had similar experiences. :lmao:



My name is ET	Nov 9 2004, 05:18 PM Post #4
Posts: 10,630 Group: Members Member #10 Joined: January 29, 2004	timotime Nov 9 2004, 04:16 PM nayruslovespell Nov 9 2004, 04:20 PM I'm kinda distressed right now because I just remembered this really disturbing thing my father said to me a while ago. He was basically drunk at the time, but anyhow we were watching The Iron Chef. He points out this japanese girl and says "oh she's a porn star". So I say, "No way". He responds with "They call her the japanese heidi, I've seen her in positions you wouldn't even believe, including on a trampoline". At that point I was too disturbed to say anything. I kinda wanted to ask him why the hell he said that, but the next day he didn't seem to remember any of last night's conversation. I already know he's looked at lots of stuff on the internet though he vehemently denies it and claims it was mostly accidental, nontheless it's still disturbing. :blink: :o Have any of you had similar experiences. :lmao: the japanese heidi?



TheOne	Nov 9 2004, 07:31 PM Post #5
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	what the f*ck!!! :wtf:



Strider	Nov 9 2004, 07:34 PM Post #6
Legend Posts: 27,117 Group: VC_Moderator Member #15 Joined: January 29, 2004	:lmao: Tell your pop to IM me. We've got a lot to talk about.



nayruslovespell	Nov 9 2004, 07:39 PM Post #7
Posts: 1,023 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: April 28, 2004	It's not funny it's extremely traumatizing! :bag: Do you think I should ask him or just pretend nothing ever happened?



TheOne	Nov 9 2004, 07:43 PM Post #8
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	nayruslovespell Nov 9 2004, 06:39 PM It's not funny it's extremely traumatizing! :bag: Do you think I should ask him or just pretend nothing ever happened? maybe you should just forget it ever happened, your dad likes to watch porn so what, every man watches porn, it's normal!!!



Njdevils350	Nov 9 2004, 07:46 PM Post #9
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	Look at it this way: If he didnt watch porn then hes gay and his marriage is a sham. So its a good thing



Strider	Nov 9 2004, 07:48 PM Post #10
Legend Posts: 27,117 Group: VC_Moderator Member #15 Joined: January 29, 2004	TheOne Nov 9 2004, 07:43 PM nayruslovespell Nov 9 2004, 06:39 PM It's not funny it's extremely traumatizing! :bag: Do you think I should ask him or just pretend nothing ever happened? maybe you should just forget it ever happened, your dad likes to watch porn so what, every man watches porn, it's normal!!! ^ What he said. The most disturbing thing a parent has said to me (that I remember) is when my mother was pissed at me for something and said, "You a-hole! You're an annoying motherf'er!" When you mamma calls you a mamma-jama, it ain't right. DISCLAIMER: No, I'm not a motherf'er. Don't go there.



nayruslovespell	Nov 9 2004, 07:52 PM Post #11
Posts: 1,023 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: April 28, 2004	Watching is one thing but telling me about it is quite another. He kind of has a tendency to say things that make you want to dissapear. I'll just forget it. I tried to blackmail him one with the on screen bill from a ppv porno but he confessed to my mom. <_<



Njdevils350	Nov 9 2004, 07:55 PM Post #12
Obey My Dog Posts: 13,712 Group: Members Member #40 Joined: January 30, 2004	Well I've had to deal with worse, my family is f*cked up



FloydNbunch	Nov 9 2004, 09:11 PM Post #13
Does WrightNbunch sound good? Posts: 8,259 Group: Members Member #170 Joined: July 11, 2004	Njdevils350 Nov 9 2004, 06:55 PM Well I've had to deal with worse, my family is f*cked up That doesnt surprise me :laugh: :peace:



Venom	Nov 9 2004, 10:31 PM Post #14
The Dark Side Posts: 33,036 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	Justin, why don't you share some of your stories involving you, porn, and mother goose!



Ray	Nov 9 2004, 10:41 PM Post #15
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	Rob Version 1.0 Nov 9 2004, 09:31 PM Justin, why don't you share some of your stories involving you, porn, and mother goose! :o :laugh: I'm not sure if I even wanna know.....:unsure: J/K, yes, actually I'm very interested in what the hell that's about, Justin.........do share with the group.



amit	Nov 9 2004, 10:51 PM Post #16
Lizard King Posts: 12,948 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: January 29, 2004	And I thought my dad was a jackass. :laugh:



Ray	Nov 9 2004, 10:54 PM Post #17
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	I don't think I've been around my parents enough when they're drunk to hear them say stupid sh*t.......... And they've said so many stupid things when sober, I've lost count and couldn't remember a specific one if you asked me to. :no1:



nayruslovespell	Nov 9 2004, 10:55 PM Post #18
Posts: 1,023 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: April 28, 2004	Hey, I'm the only one allowed to call my dad names! :annoyed:



Yanks473	Nov 10 2004, 12:17 AM Post #19
And the Band played on...... Posts: 22,433 Group: VC_Moderator Member #26 Joined: January 29, 2004	"Brian, your father is black"



amit	Nov 10 2004, 12:19 AM Post #20
Lizard King Posts: 12,948 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: January 29, 2004	Yanks473 Nov 9 2004, 11:17 PM "Brian, your father is black" :laugh:



TheOne	Nov 10 2004, 01:40 AM Post #21
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	Rob Version 1.0 Nov 9 2004, 09:31 PM Justin, why don't you share some of your stories involving you, porn, and mother goose! my mother caught me watching porno twice, one time i was by myself watching the hot network and friend (alex) called and i had to go to the bathroom so i was talking to him while i was in there and my mother came home, so then she walked passed my room and said OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING! there was really nothing i could say but i told her that i flipped through the channel by mistake, :serious: i'll never forget that day as long as i live, i can't remember the other time she caught me but if i do i'll tell you guys what happened!!! :no1:



amit	Nov 10 2004, 02:16 AM Post #22
Lizard King Posts: 12,948 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: January 29, 2004	TheOne Nov 10 2004, 12:40 AM Rob Version 1.0 Nov 9 2004, 09:31 PM Justin, why don't you share some of your stories involving you, porn, and mother goose! my mother caught me watching porno twice, one time i was by myself watching the hot network and friend (alex) called and i had to go to the bathroom so i was talking to him while i was in there and my mother came home, so then she walked passed my room and said OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING! there was really nothing i could say but i told her that i flipped through the channel by mistake, :serious: i'll never forget that day as long as i live, i can't remember the other time she caught me but if i do i'll tell you guys what happened!!! :no1: :lmao:



Venom	Nov 10 2004, 03:39 PM Post #23
The Dark Side Posts: 33,036 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	Quote: friend (alex) called and i had to go to the bathroom so i was talking to him while i was in there :unsure:



Venom	Nov 10 2004, 03:40 PM Post #24
The Dark Side Posts: 33,036 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	TheOne Nov 10 2004, 12:40 AM Rob Version 1.0 Nov 9 2004, 09:31 PM Justin, why don't you share some of your stories involving you, porn, and mother goose! my mother caught me watching porno twice, one time i was by myself watching the hot network and friend (alex) called and i had to go to the bathroom so i was talking to him while i was in there and my mother came home, so then she walked passed my room and said OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING! there was really nothing i could say but i told her that i flipped through the channel by mistake, :serious: i'll never forget that day as long as i live, i can't remember the other time she caught me but if i do i'll tell you guys what happened!!! :no1: I think the other time was when you fell asleep watching porn, and your mom came home for lunch or something like that!



Strider	Nov 10 2004, 04:37 PM Post #25
Legend Posts: 27,117 Group: VC_Moderator Member #15 Joined: January 29, 2004	Quote: I think the other time was when you fell asleep watching porn, and your mom came home for lunch or something like that! :laugh: He fell asleep with his dick in his hand and his mother comes home to see that. Rob, why'd you refer to his mom as "mother goose"? Does she look like her? Its possible. My 9th grade math teacher looked like Mother Goose.



Ray	Nov 10 2004, 04:41 PM Post #26
Army Strong Posts: 29,676 Group: Ruay Member #31 Joined: January 29, 2004	Rob Version 1.0 Nov 10 2004, 02:40 PM TheOne Nov 10 2004, 12:40 AM Rob Version 1.0 Nov 9 2004, 09:31 PM Justin, why don't you share some of your stories involving you, porn, and mother goose! my mother caught me watching porno twice, one time i was by myself watching the hot network and friend (alex) called and i had to go to the bathroom so i was talking to him while i was in there and my mother came home, so then she walked passed my room and said OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING! there was really nothing i could say but i told her that i flipped through the channel by mistake, :serious: i'll never forget that day as long as i live, i can't remember the other time she caught me but if i do i'll tell you guys what happened!!! :no1: I think the other time was when you fell asleep watching porn, and your mom came home for lunch or something like that! :laugh2: Damn, that sucks.....:laugh:



TheOne	Nov 10 2004, 07:24 PM Post #27
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	Rob Version 1.0 Nov 10 2004, 02:40 PM TheOne Nov 10 2004, 12:40 AM Rob Version 1.0 Nov 9 2004, 09:31 PM Justin, why don't you share some of your stories involving you, porn, and mother goose! my mother caught me watching porno twice, one time i was by myself watching the hot network and friend (alex) called and i had to go to the bathroom so i was talking to him while i was in there and my mother came home, so then she walked passed my room and said OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING! there was really nothing i could say but i told her that i flipped through the channel by mistake, :serious: i'll never forget that day as long as i live, i can't remember the other time she caught me but if i do i'll tell you guys what happened!!! :no1: I think the other time was when you fell asleep watching porn, and your mom came home for lunch or something like that! yup now i remember and no strider i didn't have my dick in hand, thank god!!!



nayruslovespell	Nov 10 2004, 07:38 PM Post #28
Posts: 1,023 Group: Members Member #61 Joined: April 28, 2004	How could anyone fall asleep with their dick in their hand?!



Venom	Nov 10 2004, 07:47 PM Post #29
The Dark Side Posts: 33,036 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2004	I do it every night.



TheOne	Nov 10 2004, 07:55 PM Post #30
I'm still better than you! Posts: 42,180 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: January 29, 2004	Rob Version 1.0 Nov 10 2004, 06:47 PM I do it every night. :lmao:



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