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Jeter Tax; What does $28.15 really mean to you?
Topic Started: May 19 2004, 01:49 PM (296 Views)
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Jeter has $112,500,000 left on his horrendous contract. If Yankee Stadium brings in 4 million people this year and each person pays an additional $28.15 that would total $112,600,000. With that money we could buyout Jeters contract. How great would that be?
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May 19 2004, 01:49 PM
Jeter has $112,500,000 left on his horrendous contract. If Yankee Stadium brings in 4 million people this year and each person pays an additional $28.15 that would total $112,600,000. With that money we could buyout Jeters contract. How great would that be?

:serious:
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May 19 2004, 01:51 PM
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May 19 2004, 01:49 PM
Jeter has $112,500,000  left on his horrendous contract. If Yankee Stadium brings in 4 million people this year and each person pays an additional $28.15 that would total $112,600,000. With that money we could buyout Jeters contract. How great would that be?

:serious:

Don't you Democrats love taxes? I think this is a great idea. That c*cksucker pansy needs to go before he brings this entire team down to his level.
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May 19 2004, 01:52 PM
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May 19 2004, 01:51 PM
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May 19 2004, 01:49 PM
Jeter has $112,500,000  left on his horrendous contract. If Yankee Stadium brings in 4 million people this year and each person pays an additional $28.15 that would total $112,600,000. With that money we could buyout Jeters contract. How great would that be?

:serious:

Don't you Democrats love taxes? I think this is a great idea. That c*cksucker pansy needs to go before he brings this entire team down to his level.

Maybe we can take the money and hire a hitman to get rid of you ;) :P
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May 19 2004, 01:52 PM
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May 19 2004, 01:51 PM
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May 19 2004, 01:49 PM
Jeter has $112,500,000  left on his horrendous contract. If Yankee Stadium brings in 4 million people this year and each person pays an additional $28.15 that would total $112,600,000. With that money we could buyout Jeters contract. How great would that be?

:serious:

Don't you Democrats love taxes? I think this is a great idea. That c*cksucker pansy needs to go before he brings this entire team down to his level.

Maybe we can take the money and hire a hitman to get rid of you ;) :P

Somebody needs to pull a Nancy Kerrigan on Jeter :bag:
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Jeter has $112,500,000  left on his horrendous contract. If Yankee Stadium brings in 4 million people this year and each person pays an additional $28.15 that would total $112,600,000. With that money we could buyout Jeters contract. How great would that be?


How much time did you put into that?

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Somebody needs to pull a Nancy Kerrigan on Jeter :bag:


:laugh: Maybe A-Rod if he keeps ruining his RBI chances.
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It took about 5 mintues.
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Stupidity.
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May 19 2004, 02:56 PM
Stupidity.

I agree. Keeping Jeter here is stupid.
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May 19 2004, 03:31 PM
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Stupidity.

I agree. Keeping Jeter here is stupid.

No doubt.
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May 19 2004, 03:57 PM
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May 19 2004, 02:56 PM
Stupidity.

I agree. Keeping Jeter here is stupid.

No doubt.

:no:
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Stupidity.

I agree. Keeping Jeter here is stupid.

No doubt.

:no:

:P
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I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)


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May 19 2004, 04:12 PM
I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

Always good to plan for the future :thumbup:
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I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

Always good to plan for the future :thumbup:

Another $1.85 and he can get a third blowjob from his crack-whores. :ph34r:
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May 19 2004, 01:51 PM
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May 19 2004, 01:49 PM
Jeter has $112,500,000  left on his horrendous contract. If Yankee Stadium brings in 4 million people this year and each person pays an additional $28.15 that would total $112,600,000. With that money we could buyout Jeters contract. How great would that be?

:serious:

Don't you Democrats love taxes? I think this is a great idea. That c*cksucker pansy needs to go before he brings this entire team down to his level.

you are a moron .
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May 19 2004, 03:12 PM
I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

you are a genius.
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May 19 2004, 03:12 PM
I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

you are a genius.



Hey thanks! I think... :unsure:


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May 19 2004, 11:04 PM
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May 19 2004, 03:12 PM
I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

you are a genius.



Hey thanks! I think... :unsure:

you should come out with me I'd blow the money on booze, try to get some lady to take me home and get a free blowjob. Success rates are low but i have a lot of fun trying . 473 I have to give you high marks for coming up with that Democratic raising taxes plan. Why not the make it a $100.00 a person and have a year end party for the broads ..sorry of course I mean board members who are old enough to drink and stay up after 11pm :rock: :rock: :rock:
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I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

you are a genius.



Hey thanks! I think... :unsure:

everybody knows there is nothing like a nice crack whore blowjob . especially when they pop their teeth out and give you a gummy ........ :thumbup:
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The little bitch can't even steal a base. This guy is finished.
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May 19 2004, 03:12 PM
I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

you are a genius.



Hey thanks! I think... :unsure:

everybody knows there is nothing like a nice crack whore blowjob . especially when they pop their teeth out and give you a gummy ........ :thumbup:

This thread really sucks :thumbup: , now where is that crackhead whore with false teeth everybody knows,
cmnyy your turning into a suit $8.15 soon you'll have $20 when you get to the big money you won't know who your true friends are.
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everybody knows there is nothing like a nice crack whore blowjob . especially when they pop their teeth out and give you a gummy ........ 


:dance: :laugh: :agent: :thumbup:

:puke:


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This thread really sucks  , now where is that crackhead whore with false teeth everybody knows,
cmnyy your turning into a suit $8.15 soon you'll have $20 when you get to the big money you won't know who your true friends are.


:laugh: :suck:


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The little bitch can't even steal a base. This guy is finished.


You wanna borrow 10 bucks 473?
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May 19 2004, 03:12 PM
I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

you are a genius.



Hey thanks! I think... :unsure:

everybody knows there is nothing like a nice crack whore blowjob . especially when they pop their teeth out and give you a gummy ........ :thumbup:

:laugh:
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No thanks. I know you'd blow me for free.
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May 19 2004, 10:28 PM
No thanks. I know you'd blow me for free.


:o

:wtf:

:thumbdown:


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:dance: :peace:
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No thanks. I know you'd blow me for free.


:o

:wtf:

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By the way. I'm no crack-whore. I charge 25 bucks...


:dance:


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I'd rather keep Jeter around, and spend my $28.15 on 2 crack-whore blowjobs. (I'll put the remaining $8.15 in an IRA - gotta plan for the future.)

you are a genius.



Hey thanks! I think... :unsure:

everybody knows there is nothing like a nice crack whore blowjob . especially when they pop their teeth out and give you a gummy ........ :thumbup:

:laugh:

I think I want a refund. :lmao:
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I have a problem with 473's math here.

His figure of $28.15 for each of the 4 million who pass through the turnstiles at Yankee Stadium assumes that 4 million different people are going to games, and that nobody is going to multiple games.

I think that's a flawed assumption, since when I was living in NY I went to at least 10 games per season, putting my "Jeter tax" at $281.50.

My other problem with the original post is that its insanely idiotic.
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