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Topic Started: Dec 11 2010, 07:31 PM (1,598 Views)
Phlakes
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Hello.

I recently saw brentalfloss' With Lyrics videos and noticed a severe lack of Metroid. I was also bored, so I decided to fix this. I took some songs from some of the games and, well, wrote lyrics for them. First I have the Metroid title theme. Feel free to sing along.

Metroid Title Theme

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(Starts after the three-note part thing)

Land on Zebes, down a lift here
Pirates’ bases have to be near
To the left, the Maru Mari
Can’t do this on an Atari
Kill Ridley and beat down Kraid now
Find some weapons, through them you’ll plow
Go to Tourian and kill the
Giant evil nervous system
S**t the place is gonna blow now
Gotta get the f**king hell out
Beat it in 5 hours or less
Oh my god, that dude just got breasts
Metroid’s awesome
F**king awesome
I can’t wait for
Metroid 2, Super ‘troid, Metroid Prime, Fusion and Zero Mission plus Prime 2 and Prime 3, it’s Metroid


The other songs I've done or am working on are Metroid 2's tunnel theme, Lower (Green) Brinstar from Super, and the File Select/Credits Theme from Prime. I'll put those up as I finish.
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Good luck on metroid 2's tunnel theme. That one's a beast of notes.
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Here's Lower Brinstar. Be patient, it's slow and has lots of pauses. I've gotten done with maybe half of the tunnel theme and it's really hard to rhyme everything. But I'll put that one up soon. I have Prime's Credits Theme mostly done, I just need to polish and edit it.

Super Metroid: Lower Brinstar

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It is a swamp level x8

Lower Brinstar
The best song
By far
Big yellow snake
Pulls you down
Motherf**ker

Try not to get eaten by plants
Or those big ants
Quicksand and a bunch of weird plants
Soil your pants
Make gamers go cry to their moms
Wait until you get power bombs
Then you can blow the f**king s**t out of that tunnel

It is a swamp level x6

Lower Brinstar
The best song
By far
Maridia
Comes up soon
Oh s**t
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Alright, I finished the Metroid 2 Tunnel Theme. It took a while to get past the first half, rhyming things like hiding and Xenomorph with such a small amount of space. I'll clean up to Prime Credits theme and post it soon, and maybe, just maybe, I'll try actually singing these. Now I know the entire world just went "Oh god, spare us from such a terrible fate" But I might try it anyway. Well, here it is-

Metroid 2 Tunnel Theme

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Samus is back, time to kill some
Floating jelly, the queen will come
Try to eat you, or spit some-
Wait she’s too big to get her ass
Out of that cave where she is hiding
Laying eggs like a Xenomorph
She makes the Zetas you are finding
All look like they’re a f**king dwarf
I wish that I could have more than one beam at once
It makes the last part a giant bitch especially if you only have the wave beam

Fall in lava, wait that’s acid
On this screen, can’t tell the difference
Everything so gray and bleak
Now you know why she never speaks-
Because everything is such a downer
Giant monsters and evil plans
Makes you wonder why with her power
She doesn’t run off to Japan
Really I bet all her fans there are much better
Than all the creatures that try to kill her or eat her face with a bunch of spiky thingies
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VG music with lyrics?


You might like this guy.
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People are Shit.  When I'm In a crowd I think to myself "who left this shit all over the place."   I'm shit, you're shit, the world is shit, and if you're sitting there thinking "yes its true, everyone else is shit except me" then you're a double bacon shit with large fries Mr. shit face

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Syntax Man,Dec 11 2010
06:26 PM
VG music with lyrics?


You might like this guy.

Um-
Phlakes,Dec 11 2010
01:31 PM
I recently saw brentalfloss' With Lyrics videos


EDIT:

I can't sing worth anything near a shit. I tried a bunch of times and failed miserably. If anyone else wants to record it, I would appreciate it. I just can't.
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GUYS. I REQUIRE THINE ASSISTANCE.

I need a mental disorder, something more like Down's than OCD, that has two to four syllables and rhymes with "say".

PREASE. IT WURD BEE VEREE MOCH APREECEEHTED.
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http://rhymezone.com

Do your leg work for yourself! :P
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Well I couldn't find any anywhere. I looked through a few lists of mental disorders and apparently none of them rhyme with "say", so I changed the line. Anyway, it's still pretty WIP, especially after the second chorus, but it's close-

The music.

The lyrics.
 
Step up and begin your
Poke adventure
But I can’t remember
What is your name?
(D-O-U-CH-E)

Douche, welcome to the world of Pokemon
Let’s head to my lab, come on
Now first you’ve gotta choose your starter
What do you want- fire or grass, or water?

Okay, you’ll take Chimchar, but I just wanna say-
His evolutions look like
The art designer was born yesterday

No really, they’re f**king ugly

Have my balls
Gotta catch ‘em all
Before your rival fills
His Pokedex
Now what was his name?
I swear that it just came
to me a second ago
It should be good
He’s stuck with it the whole game
(D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D)

Now go off on your quest
And just do your best
You’ll conquer the tests
Then you beat the game
(Don’t forget to visit the other regions, they’re totally not tacked on last minute)

Well, now you all are in the Hall of Fame
Dickhead did the same
But you’re the champion ‘cause honestly
He was a total douchenozzle, he

Completely missed the point when he was trying to raise
His Pokemans, look at them
They look like Juana, that maid I don't pay

(That doesn't make her a slave...)
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So I finished it, although I'm still not happy with some of the lyrics.

But I also did something REALLY, REALLY STUPID. I decided to try singing it myself.

I already heard my neighbor shoot himself, and my dogs are hiding in a corner, but it's done. I can never go back. And once I finish editing it all together, I'll be uploading it and posting it here.

I don't know why I'm doing this. I shouldn't. But I will.
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Phlakes,May 19 2011
02:07 AM
So I finished it, although I'm still not happy with some of the lyrics.

But I also did something REALLY, REALLY STUPID. I decided to try singing it myself.

I already heard my neighbor shoot himself, and my dogs are hiding in a corner, but it's done. I can never go back. And once I finish editing it all together, I'll be uploading it and posting it here.

I don't know why I'm doing this. I shouldn't. But I will.

Autotune performs miracles. ;)
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Oh god, what am I doing...
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If you knew how to sing, I would love your voice!
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You know, you guys are the first people to ever hear me sing. Ever.
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That's cute. Thankfully, none of you will ever hear me sing... I have good vocal control, but I hate lyrics. All I can really do is emulate instruments and vocalize instrumental songs.
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