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Religion, Science... Beliefs ok?!; They exist, get over it.
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 10:16 PM (1,880 Views)
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Ignored being the key word.
That passage is a good example of the Bible being so horribly altered.
But yeah Tim, I don't base my life around it and I certainly don't swear by it.
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Birds fall from the window ledge above mine. Then they flap their wings at the last second. I can see
their dead weight just dropping like stones or small loaves of bread past my window all the time.
But unless I get up, walk across the room and peer down below, I don't see their last second curves
toward a horizontal flight. Now due to a construct in my mind that makes their falling and their flight
symbolic of my entire existence, it becomes important for me to get up and see their last second
curves toward flight. It's almost as if my life will fall unless I see their ascent.
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no comments on my sweet picture?
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Candy Man Criminal,Mar 19 2009
07:17 PM
no comments on my sweet picture?
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CMC, I lol'd.

Oh, btw:
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If I were to go to hell, that would be why.
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i wanna do that so bad

also, who here know about the nails in the hands thing?
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The fact that it doesn't matter that you couldn't hang by nails in your hands because they would tear through you?

Aside from the part where the feet are what's holding up almost all of the body weight, of course. :roll:
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Are people really trying to disprove Jesus's existence because they think that crucifixion isn't possible?
Jesus wasn't the only one who was crucified, you know... The punishment was used on others as well at that point in time.
I DO find it odd that the thing that killed Jesus is now a holy symbol, now that I think about it...
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DeProgrammer,Mar 20 2009
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The fact that it doesn't matter that you couldn't hang by nails in your hands because they would tear through you?

Aside from the part where the feet are what's holding up almost all of the body weight, of course. :roll:

Common misconception. The nails where in fact not in his hands, but between the 2 bones in his forearm. So yeah, that hadda suck.
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He also wore a crown of thorns, had a nail going through BOTH of his feet (at the same time, same nail) had to carry his cross to his death, and had a spear shoved through him completely.

That had to suck BALLS.
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I'm confuzzled. I thought Jesus was just strung up on the cross, and then died while stuck to the thing.

And how could he carry the thing to his death if he was nailed to it by the hands (forearms, sorry) and legs?

Just a thought.

It had to suck balls either way.

Jesus so earned his place in heaven.

I probably haven't. :P

Not that I'm planning on going there, I still stand by my "You're afterlife is exactly what you envision it being during life" thing. Sounds pretty good to me.
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s123i68,Mar 20 2009
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I'm confuzzled. I thought Jesus was just strung up on the cross, and then died while stuck to the thing.

And how could he carry the thing to his death if he was nailed to it by the hands (forearms, sorry) and legs?

Just a thought.

It had to suck balls either way.

Jesus so earned his place in heaven.

I probably haven't. :P

Not that I'm planning on going there, I still stand by my "You're afterlife is exactly what you envision it being during life" thing. Sounds pretty good to me.

He was nailed to it AFTER he carried it half way up, dropped it due to the fact of what he was actually doing, and some lucky guy had to help him the rest of the way.
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The fact that it doesn't matter that you couldn't hang by nails in your hands because they would tear through you?

Aside from the part where the feet are what's holding up almost all of the body weight, of course.  :roll:

Common misconception. The nails where in fact not in his hands, but between the 2 bones in his forearm. So yeah, that hadda suck.

which is what i was talking about

yet every crucifix (spelling?) has them going through his hands

why?
(im not trying to prove anything, im just confused as to why they'd do that xD)
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Best part is the Romans were relatively tame at torture and other cruelty. All they had was crucifixion and gladiators. The Catholics are the ones who really developed those.
Ironically, they worshiped Jesus. Good times.
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Candy Man Criminal,Mar 21 2009
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Zurginator,Mar 20 2009
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DeProgrammer,Mar 20 2009
05:55 PM
The fact that it doesn't matter that you couldn't hang by nails in your hands because they would tear through you?

Aside from the part where the feet are what's holding up almost all of the body weight, of course.  :roll:

Common misconception. The nails where in fact not in his hands, but between the 2 bones in his forearm. So yeah, that hadda suck.

which is what i was talking about

yet every crucifix (spelling?) has them going through his hands

why?
(im not trying to prove anything, im just confused as to why they'd do that xD)

I really don't know.

Movies do it too. :/
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its very curious 0.o
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Zurginator,Mar 20 2009
03:42 PM
He was nailed to it AFTER he carried it half way up, dropped it due to the fact of what he was actually doing, and some lucky guy had to help him the rest of the way.

...Oh. Thanks, Zurg.

CMC, yeah, that is interesting that they always depict it with the nails going through his hands...weird...
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