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your an NPC in a game and have only one line; what is it?
Topic Started: Mar 8 2009, 07:04 PM (358 Views)
Dazuro
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Jungle Menace
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Ah, a valid assumption. I was confused about that post as well because I assumed Jane would be, you know.. a woman. >_>
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<DesperadoBlue> its not masturbation if he's your time clone from another dimension

<proth> also elf scrotums are notorious for being leathery and unimaginably strong
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Timmeh
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It's actually Jayne >_>
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Phlakes
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"Shiny" is used as an expression, like "okay", "alright", or "awesome". And I think they're about to rob something if I can remember correctly.
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King of Koopas
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"That what she said"
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Rundas45
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"PUSH THE A BUTTON FASTER!!!"
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CloudVaris
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Omega Pirate
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Oh fuck!
Totally changing mine.
Something along the lines of "Talk to me again for something nice!"
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Deetroid
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"bring me 50 ox testicles
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...you have an hour"
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<hiten> shit
<hiten> dee
<hiten> you're cute
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Infinity's End
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I'd be that NPC waaaay far away from any civilization, and I'm super hard to find, like in a deep forest or something where nobody ever goes.
When somebody did find me I'd say "Shh, I'm a secret, the developers don't even know I'm here. Have a muffin."
I'd give them the 'Muffin of Rapid Level Up", now leveling up is 50% easier, forever!

That or I would sell really perverted fortune cookies.
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Birds fall from the window ledge above mine. Then they flap their wings at the last second. I can see
their dead weight just dropping like stones or small loaves of bread past my window all the time.
But unless I get up, walk across the room and peer down below, I don't see their last second curves
toward a horizontal flight. Now due to a construct in my mind that makes their falling and their flight
symbolic of my entire existence, it becomes important for me to get up and see their last second
curves toward flight. It's almost as if my life will fall unless I see their ascent.
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Liksmaskaren
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"I make shit happen"
Pixel and 3D artist
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Pomegranate
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lol i just thought of another one... i'm a cripple "Still waiting for that electronic stimulus package" :P
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timmehboy
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Metroid
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"...Still waiting for that 2D Metroid game"
An NPC brandishing a GBA/DS.
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METOROIDO OMOROIDO!
If you need help with sprites, drawings, art, ask me. I'm very willing to help, especially for promising fangames ^_^.
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Under The Ashes
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A Screaming Riot
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Never changing my line.... EVUR.... Well, maybe...

"Listen boy, just because your drunk, doesn't mean that you cant walk in a straight line. The screen just gets blurry, it's not fuckin' GTA4 now is it!?"
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Signature by our own lovely Tim.
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its not sex just cuz you switched hands
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Rundas45
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My spoon is too big.
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Metroid Prime
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"my anus is bleeding.... my ANUS is bleeding!
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troid is jesus on stilts

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