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Girls
Topic Started: May 21 2008, 10:14 PM (5,494 Views)
CloudVaris
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That's why you want to do it ASAP. If you build up to it for weeks, months, or years, well... it just sucks more.

You know what would suck more? Getting rejected BECAUSE you shaved your balls for them. Then they're all like "Oh, I didn't know you did that... sorry... I don't like that."
It's like a lose lose situation with only one timeline.
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CloudVaris,Jun 1 2008
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Getting rejected BECAUSE you shaved your balls for them. Then they're all like "Oh, I didn't know you did that... sorry... I don't like that."

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Why did this come up? <_<
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...Y'know, I don't know.
I think of these things.

Then again, my friend got rejected because the girl he was going after found out he shaved his legs.



(...besides, Liksmaskaren (I think Butch was easier) mentioned it first, the scenario just popped in my head.)
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Shaving legs hardly = shaving balls, but I guess if you put 2 and 2 together, you'll get that rather odd answer.
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You think that was odd?
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Tim, I think you may never want to hang out with me in real life, then. On the right day, stuff just as weird flies out of my mouth every five minutes, and something far more odd is bound to happen every hour.
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Getting rejected for shaved balls, though, really?

Anyway, we should probably talk more about girls and less about testicles now.
I don't have anything I really want to share on the subject, so I'll slink off...
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It sure is stupid as hell, though. As stated above, getting with a girl is like a timeline. If you don't play your cards perfectly, You're going to fall through an alternate branch of failure and never get the good ending. But seriously, if you're with a girl, and she breaks up with you because you shave your legs or boxer areas, you shouldn't have been dating the b**** in the first place. No girl who actually likes you would break up over something as small and stupid as that.

It's my body and I'll do whatever the hell I want with it. No girl can tell me otherwise. If she really had something for you, she wouldn't be effected by any of this.
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Well....
Saturday I called her, and to my suprise, she gave me her actual number...
I really wasn't expecting it.

Anywho, in 2 hours we are going bowling, so I'll report back when I can.
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This timeline suddenly confuses me.
Saturday - Called her >>>>received her number
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I got her number 2 weeks ago... and called last saturday.

Anyways, it was a complete failure. She didn't show up... =/ :cry:
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lmao <_<
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did you try calling her? <_<
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Post her number here, we'll help.
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XD
ring, ring, ring "...Hello?"
"Hi. Would you go bowling with him if he shaved his balls?"
"..."
"Hello?"
*click*

Yes, please, post her number.
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Her # is : [insert rejection hotline # here]

There be a 0% chance of me giving yall her number.
I did call her, and her excuse is "babysiting". :?
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