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Topic Started: May 21 2008, 10:14 PM (5,471 Views)
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Candy Man Criminal,May 26 2010
03:10 PM
GIRLS: They're confusing.

Not really.... They're just alien, and you have to know of their mystical cultures and rites before proceeding.
"I Something About Myself Wrote."
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Cephalopodium=Cool,May 26 2010
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Candy Man Criminal,May 26 2010
03:10 PM
GIRLS: They're confusing.

Not really.... They're just alien, and you have to know of their mystical cultures and rites before proceeding.

Which are confusing.
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Phlakes,May 26 2010
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Cephalopodium=Cool,May 26 2010
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Candy Man Criminal,May 26 2010
03:10 PM
GIRLS: They're confusing.

Not really.... They're just alien, and you have to know of their mystical cultures and rites before proceeding.

Which are confusing.

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Liksmaskaren,May 26 2010
10:07 PM
Keep me updated dudes!

UPDATE: The balls are still inert. Not that it would make a difference now, anyway.

EDIT: Well, it turns out I had a class right next to it and I didn't know until today. >_>
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I have my own porn star and f*ck buddy.

I'm set for life. :lol:
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Zurginator,May 27 2010
10:05 PM
I have my own porn star and f*ck buddy.

I'm set for life. :lol:

If you're serious, I'm jealous.

Does she have any friends who are interested in moving to Washington state? :P
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Awesome, time to buy me some heels.

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why do your balls look too big to me?
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s123i68,May 28 2010
02:29 PM
Zurginator,May 27 2010
10:05 PM
I have my own porn star and f*ck buddy.

I'm set for life.  :lol:

If you're serious, I'm jealous.

Does she have any friends who are interested in moving to Washington state? :P

he*

you're not so jealous anymore are you? hahaha
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Pomegranate,May 29 2010
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s123i68,May 28 2010
02:29 PM
Zurginator,May 27 2010
10:05 PM
I have my own porn star and f*ck buddy.

I'm set for life.  :lol:

If you're serious, I'm jealous.

Does she have any friends who are interested in moving to Washington state? :P

he*

you're not so jealous anymore are you? hahaha

You suck. :P

I'm in the outer banks for 2 weeks. Don't expect many posts.

Edit:

This is her:
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yeah so, uninerting the balls
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Timmeh,Jun 1 2010
01:55 PM
yeah so, uninerting the balls

it doesnt matter, the balls are inert
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my balls wish they'd stayed inert
no pain is as dull and pervasive as that of a "I don't like you"
no particular emotion toward me at all, in fact
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So my Ex GF's aunt just out of the blue asked me how I was feeling.

I think 'wtf' is a proper response.
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Better idea. You should respond as follows.

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ROAAAAR!!!11 YOU CRAZY OLD BITCH HOW DARE YOU ASK ME HOW I'M FEELING DO YOU THINK I'M EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE OR SOMETHING YOU CRAZY BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!111 *commence flame*
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its not sex just cuz you switched hands
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This is for all the pussies who can't grow the balls to do anything (including me).
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Zurginator,Jun 3 2010
11:29 PM
So my Ex GF's aunt just out of the blue asked me how I was feeling.

I think 'wtf' is a proper response.

You should have answered "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand.".
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