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Topic Started: May 21 2008, 10:14 PM (5,472 Views)
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What was he thinking? Everyone knows what happens when you walk around random parking lots at night. It's especially bad for soft drinks, I hear.
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THE KRAKEN ATE SATAN
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this whole page made me lol a lot :)
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072,May 19 2010
03:21 PM
What was he thinking? Everyone knows what happens when you walk around random parking lots at night. It's especially bad for soft drinks, I hear.

Yeah. Next thing you know you're getting sexually assaulted and pulled into a car by Zurg and his girlfriend. Sick.
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I like how zurg is single and already being passive-aggressive about it on facebook

"Tim 'Zurgy' Hardeman likes I may be your ex, but im better than your next."
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Timmeh,May 24 2010
10:41 PM
I like how zurg is single and already being passive-aggressive about it on facebook

"Tim 'Zurgy' Hardeman likes I may be your ex, but im better than your next."

I was wondering about that.

If you don't mind me asking, what happened, Zurg? I thought things were totally kosher between you and your lady friend.
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Awesome, time to buy me some heels.

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She dumped me. No reason that I know of. o_O

I basically said "Well F*ck you too".
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So, it's been a few months since I used that move and everything. Now (actually, it was a while ago) I have found a new reason to hate myself, and you can probably guess what that new reason is. And I have tried to grow balls and do something, but the balls are inert. Also, this is the first new reason to hate myself after that other one I talked about here, which was the first ever. But anyway, school's over in 3 days, and I will never see this reason again until next school year, and the balls will still be inert. I have terrible timing. And balls. Heh. Balls. Like, testes. Heh. Wafflecopter.
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Phlakes,May 25 2010
10:13 PM
I have found a new reason

Hmmm..... Could you give me a hint as to the name of this reason?
(Knowing who it is helps me to give advice)
"I Something About Myself Wrote."
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My balls are completely inert. I made out with a weird psychopathic girl yesterday though, which was fairly satisfying.

I'm trying to man up rapidement, cause now I know my love interest (not the psychopath) is breaking up with her boyfriend in the near future. So I need to make moves.
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Cephalopodium=Cool,May 25 2010
07:40 PM
Phlakes,May 25 2010
10:13 PM
I have found a new reason

Hmmm..... Could you give me a hint as to the name of this reason?
(Knowing who it is helps me to give advice)

1. No. 2. You would definitely not see it coming.

NOTICE: It is not of the male gender.
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Phlakes,May 26 2010
02:05 AM
No.

Pweassee?
Can I have just the first two letters of the first name?
PWEEETTTYYY PWETTY PWEEEAASSSEEE????
"I Something About Myself Wrote."
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Cephalopodium=Cool,May 25 2010
08:19 PM
Phlakes,May 26 2010
02:05 AM
No.

Pweassee?
Can I have just the first two letters of the first name?
PWEEETTTYYY PWETTY PWEEEAASSSEEE????

The first two letters are each either A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z.
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Wow Phlakes, just wow.
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I think that sums up this entire topic and everything.
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