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Topic Started: May 21 2008, 10:14 PM (5,473 Views)
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s123i68,Apr 22 2010
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Liksmaskaren,Apr 21 2010
08:00 PM
This dating thing you do in the US confuses me a bit.
What's the point? Is it like a game or something?
There are rules and shit, right?

This post gave me the giggles for, like, 10 minutes. Awesome. :D

I think you'd be surprised at the degree to which he's probably not joking.
My cousin from over yonder doesn't get it at all. I swear her question was almost identical to that one.
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Liksmaskaren,Apr 22 2010
03:00 AM
This dating thing you do in the US confuses me a bit.
What's the point? Is it like a game or something?
There are rules and shit, right?

think about it like this....
test drive, before you buy
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CloudVaris,Apr 21 2010
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s123i68,Apr 22 2010
03:03 AM
Liksmaskaren,Apr 21 2010
08:00 PM
This dating thing you do in the US confuses me a bit.
What's the point? Is it like a game or something?
There are rules and shit, right?

This post gave me the giggles for, like, 10 minutes. Awesome. :D

I think you'd be surprised at the degree to which he's probably not joking.
My cousin from over yonder doesn't get it at all. I swear her question was almost identical to that one.

Nevertheless, I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Even though he's right. The amount of bullshit that we put into relationships over here is borderline insanity. I guess people think that Hollywood is realistic or something.

Maybe that's why I'm single. :P
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Dating stops taking that particular form at some point in college, liks, don't worry. Middle and high school make some ridiculous art form out of it, but it becomes a normal interpersonal relationship with time.

Also Zurg, she didn't "miss" a period if it's late. My ex threw a fit because hers was late. I was like "dude it's late". She PMSed at me. I'm all "you're being a PMSy bitch, how's that for evidence that it's happening soon?". She's all "you're insensitive and fuck you" and then bled from her vagina.

Not that it's impossible for girls to get pregnant, but if you're not stable enough to deal with a late period without freaking out, you probably shouldn't be having sex.
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s123i68,Apr 22 2010
04:55 AM
borderline insanity

borderline? BOARDERLINE!?

fuck, man, we're way off the god damn deep end with this shit!
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Liksmaskaren,Apr 22 2010
03:13 PM
But do you have to date them to get them in bed?
Can't you just do it anyway?

Yeah..... but dating is the easy way to get in. :P
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Liksmaskaren,Apr 22 2010
03:29 PM
Really?

Why not just get them drunk and play date rape tetris on them?

>_>

Because you can go to jail? xD
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Zurginator,Apr 22 2010
04:32 PM
Liksmaskaren,Apr 22 2010
03:29 PM
Really?

Why not just get them drunk and play date rape tetris on them?

>_>

Because you can go to jail? xD

Well, your argument WAS that dating was the "easiest" way. Just sayin'.
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So..... I was with her, in my car, in a back corner of a parking lot last night.

Let's just say:
> Enter Kool-Aid man
> OHHHH YEAAAAH!
> Exit Kool-Aid man
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So you're saying a fat police officer broke through your back window, bitch slapped you, then ran away?
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No, I'm saying both of us were lacking various pieces of clothing.

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Went farther than that, of course, but ya'll don't get the details. :P
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But where does the Kool-Aid Man fit in???????
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Zurginator,May 19 2010
06:47 PM
No, I'm saying both of us were lacking various pieces of clothing.

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Went farther than that, of course, but ya'll don't get the details. :P

THEY FUCKED
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Zurginator,May 19 2010
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No, I'm saying both of us were lacking various pieces of clothing.

>_>
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Went farther than that, of course, but ya'll don't get the details. :P

THEY FUCKED

The Kool-Aid man?!?!
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