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| CloudVaris | Apr 22 2010, 04:19 AM Post #346 |
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I think you'd be surprised at the degree to which he's probably not joking. My cousin from over yonder doesn't get it at all. I swear her question was almost identical to that one. |
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| Candy Man Criminal | Apr 22 2010, 04:36 AM Post #347 |
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Metroid Prime
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think about it like this.... test drive, before you buy |
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| s123i68 | Apr 22 2010, 04:55 AM Post #348 |
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Nevertheless, I enjoyed it thoroughly. Even though he's right. The amount of bullshit that we put into relationships over here is borderline insanity. I guess people think that Hollywood is realistic or something. Maybe that's why I'm single.
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| Timmeh | Apr 22 2010, 07:49 AM Post #349 |
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The Electryc Penys
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Dating stops taking that particular form at some point in college, liks, don't worry. Middle and high school make some ridiculous art form out of it, but it becomes a normal interpersonal relationship with time. Also Zurg, she didn't "miss" a period if it's late. My ex threw a fit because hers was late. I was like "dude it's late". She PMSed at me. I'm all "you're being a PMSy bitch, how's that for evidence that it's happening soon?". She's all "you're insensitive and fuck you" and then bled from her vagina. Not that it's impossible for girls to get pregnant, but if you're not stable enough to deal with a late period without freaking out, you probably shouldn't be having sex. |
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| Under The Ashes | Apr 22 2010, 01:22 PM Post #350 |
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A Screaming Riot
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| Candy Man Criminal | Apr 22 2010, 03:02 PM Post #351 |
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borderline? BOARDERLINE!? fuck, man, we're way off the god damn deep end with this shit! |
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| MrGuest | Apr 22 2010, 03:17 PM Post #352 |
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Guestinator the Guestinator
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Yeah..... but dating is the easy way to get in.
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| MrGuest | Apr 22 2010, 04:32 PM Post #353 |
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Guestinator the Guestinator
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>_> Because you can go to jail? xD |
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| CloudVaris | Apr 22 2010, 05:46 PM Post #354 |
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Well, your argument WAS that dating was the "easiest" way. Just sayin'. |
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| MrGuest | May 19 2010, 01:17 PM Post #355 |
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Guestinator the Guestinator
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So..... I was with her, in my car, in a back corner of a parking lot last night. Let's just say: > Enter Kool-Aid man > OHHHH YEAAAAH! > Exit Kool-Aid man |
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| CloudVaris | May 19 2010, 06:39 PM Post #356 |
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So you're saying a fat police officer broke through your back window, bitch slapped you, then ran away? |
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| MrGuest | May 19 2010, 06:47 PM Post #357 |
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Guestinator the Guestinator
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No, I'm saying both of us were lacking various pieces of clothing. >_> <_< Went farther than that, of course, but ya'll don't get the details.
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| 072 | May 19 2010, 07:43 PM Post #358 |
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that 3-digit-number guy
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But where does the Kool-Aid Man fit in??????? |
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| Candy Man Criminal | May 19 2010, 09:00 PM Post #359 |
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THEY FUCKED |
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| CloudVaris | May 19 2010, 09:13 PM Post #360 |
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The Kool-Aid man?!?! |
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