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Topic Started: May 21 2008, 10:14 PM (5,474 Views)
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Pomegranate,Apr 9 2010
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s123i68,Apr 9 2010
01:32 AM
All it took was "friends with benefits". Haha.

*claps* That sir, is amazing. I applaud you. *still clapping*

Its funny how little your religion affects your outlook on life.

It does affect my outlook on life. I don't condone it at all, but I'll still clap for someone just saying that and that happening. I mean come on. How often does that happen? It's like a crazy random happenstance.
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Under The Ashes,Apr 10 2010
10:38 AM
I don't condone it at all

and that is why Christianity fails, because of its outlook of natural behavior (7 deadly sins anyone? I mean for fucks sake, all 7 are perfectly natural emotions (well gluttony isn't an emotion...but im trying to make a point here))
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People are Shit.  When I'm In a crowd I think to myself "who left this shit all over the place."   I'm shit, you're shit, the world is shit, and if you're sitting there thinking "yes its true, everyone else is shit except me" then you're a double bacon shit with large fries Mr. shit face

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Phlakes,Apr 10 2010
09:35 AM
Your ex's name is Sara Bloem? I feel sorry for her...

hahahaha yeah
pronounced "bloom", supposedly
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lawl, I didn't even notice that until just now...I loled
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People are Shit.  When I'm In a crowd I think to myself "who left this shit all over the place."   I'm shit, you're shit, the world is shit, and if you're sitting there thinking "yes its true, everyone else is shit except me" then you're a double bacon shit with large fries Mr. shit face

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In response to the original question; it's called chloroform.
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WHY CAN I NEVER BE WITH HER WHY
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Timmeh,Apr 19 2010
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WHY CAN I NEVER BE WITH HER WHY

GuestUSUT,Apr 13 2010
03:35 AM
In response to the original question; it's called chloroform.
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Invent a chloroform rag that acts across state boundaries, and I'm there!
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Timmeh,Apr 19 2010
09:15 AM
Invent a chloroform rag that acts across state boundaries, and I'm there!

I believe that, my friend, is called hiring abroad. Or, in this case, across state lines but the idea behind it still holds. Perhaps more expensive than doing it yourself and it leaves evidence to... dispose of afterward. But, all worth it in the end, right?
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Timmeh,Apr 19 2010
03:15 PM
Invent a chloroform rag that acts across state boundaries, and I'm there!

Gift box with a chloroform soaked shirt in it? you know you would open a free gift...
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My GF missed her period. :O_O:
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oooooh shit! zurgy is gunna be a daddy! xD
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Zurginator,Apr 21 2010
08:25 PM
My GF missed her period. :O_O:

Oh Shit meter +over 9000
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Zurginator,Apr 21 2010
07:25 PM
My GF missed her period. :O_O:

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It works. Trust me. :P
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Liksmaskaren,Apr 21 2010
08:00 PM
This dating thing you do in the US confuses me a bit.
What's the point? Is it like a game or something?
There are rules and shit, right?

This post gave me the giggles for, like, 10 minutes. Awesome. :D
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Awesome, time to buy me some heels.

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