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Girls
Topic Started: May 21 2008, 10:14 PM (5,475 Views)
Rundas45
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I'm single. Have been forever. I've tried. I FAIL. </3
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Rundas45,Apr 8 2010
05:58 AM
I'm single. Have been forever. I've tried. I FAIL. </3

Don't worry Rundas, I failed until I was 19. xD
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Rundas45,Apr 8 2010
05:58 AM
I'm single. Have been forever. I've tried. I FAIL. </3

try someone a little less....



well, y'know
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A little less what?
People have feelings for me, and sometimes I have feelings for them too. Just....nothing happens...
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It's called GROW SOME BALLS.
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its not sex just cuz you switched hands
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Under The Ashes,Apr 9 2010
02:29 AM
It's called GROW SOME BALLS.

Or you could call it waiting with nonspecifics. Pick whichever title you like.
"I Something About Myself Wrote."
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the best part of girls is that they're stupid and scared of guys
the same way that guys are stupid and scared of girls

if you ask one out and you're not repulsive, they'll be so shocked that they will instantly have sex with you
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Timmeh,Apr 8 2010
08:30 PM
the best part of girls is that they're stupid and scared of guys
the same way that guys are stupid and scared of girls

if you ask one out and you're not repulsive, they'll be so shocked that they will instantly have sex with you

It's true, you know. :P

Hell, that's how I lost my virginity...well, kind of. I didn't even ask the chick out. All it took was "friends with benefits". Haha.
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Awesome, time to buy me some heels.

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why do your balls look too big to me?
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s123i68,Apr 9 2010
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All it took was "friends with benefits". Haha.

*claps* That sir, is amazing. I applaud you. *still clapping*
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Under The Ashes,Apr 9 2010
07:31 AM
s123i68,Apr 9 2010
01:32 AM
All it took was "friends with benefits". Haha.

*claps* That sir, is amazing. I applaud you. *still clapping*

Its funny how little your religion affects your outlook on life.
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XD Pom
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Ahh, friends with benefits. I had that with an ex once. Then she got a boyfriend. And pregnant. Almost at the same time!

Good for her.
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I just got back from watching a few movies with friends(I'm at my house alone...).
Tomorrow I shall get wasted and end up at my GF's house for some more fun.





....done.....



*Leaves*
[insert cleverness here]
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http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/6751583
My ex drew this. I almost regret no longer being with her because it's about a couple we know and it's fucking hilariously true.
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Your ex's name is Sara Bloem? I feel sorry for her...
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