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Topic Started: May 21 2008, 10:14 PM (5,481 Views)
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Candy Man Criminal,Jan 7 2010
12:59 PM
my bed, she was on top
fun stuff

then the floor...
the wall...
the shower...
practically everywhere <_<;

it was... an eventful day

Score dude!

:P I'll lose mine eventually. Hey, I'm only 16 for cryin' out loud. Don't get on my case.
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its not sex just cuz you switched hands
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yeah if you feel like everyone's on your case about it 1) you're a shitty christian 2) it won't go well for you
it's not a big deal, don't make it out to be
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Me and my GF at the time (like a year ago) were on vacation in Denmark with her parents and we wound up in the hotel room a good two hours before then...the rest of the time spent around her parents that day was probably the most awkward time I've spent since..............................I can't think up a good analogy right now, its 22:45.
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People are Shit.  When I'm In a crowd I think to myself "who left this shit all over the place."   I'm shit, you're shit, the world is shit, and if you're sitting there thinking "yes its true, everyone else is shit except me" then you're a double bacon shit with large fries Mr. shit face

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since you walked in on your dog licking your mot-- actually I'm not going to finish that
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thanks for the mental image tim, I really needed that.
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People are Shit.  When I'm In a crowd I think to myself "who left this shit all over the place."   I'm shit, you're shit, the world is shit, and if you're sitting there thinking "yes its true, everyone else is shit except me" then you're a double bacon shit with large fries Mr. shit face

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Timmeh,Jan 8 2010
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since you walked in on your dog licking your mot-- actually I'm not going to finish that

I lol'd.
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its not sex just cuz you switched hands
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Under The Ashes,Jan 8 2010
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Candy Man Criminal,Jan 7 2010
12:59 PM
my bed, she was on top
fun stuff

then the floor...
the wall...
the shower...
practically everywhere <_<;

it was... an eventful day

Score dude!

:P I'll lose mine eventually. Hey, I'm only 16 for cryin' out loud. Don't get on my case.

i was 17, lol
she was uhhh...
i think 15...



she couldnt sit comfortably for a week :3
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Candy Man Criminal,Jan 8 2010
11:51 AM
Under The Ashes,Jan 8 2010
03:19 AM
Candy Man Criminal,Jan 7 2010
12:59 PM
my bed, she was on top
fun stuff

then the floor...
the wall...
the shower...
practically everywhere <_<;

it was... an eventful day

Score dude!

:P I'll lose mine eventually. Hey, I'm only 16 for cryin' out loud. Don't get on my case.

i was 17, lol
she was uhhh...
i think 15...

*Holds up hand towards UTA for high-five*

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both of us were over 16 and below 18, so no law-breaking here.
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3 year difference in NH is legal
i can legally have sex with 16 year olds ;D


im 19 <_<
xD
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age of consent in new hampshire is 16 you rapist (you can't have sex with 15 year olds even if you're 17)
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Timmeh,Jan 9 2010
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age of consent in new hampshire is 16 you rapist (you can't have sex with 15 year olds even if you're 17)

Exactly.
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i've gone over the laws repeatedly, and while age of consent IS 16
theres ALSO a law that if the age difference is 3 years, its still good


i also asked 3 cops and a judge
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last time I checked anywhere in North America there is a max difference of three years.
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People are Shit.  When I'm In a crowd I think to myself "who left this shit all over the place."   I'm shit, you're shit, the world is shit, and if you're sitting there thinking "yes its true, everyone else is shit except me" then you're a double bacon shit with large fries Mr. shit face

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Really, CMC? Did you ask specifically about 17 and 15? Because if so that's pretty cool. I'mma have to find myself a 14 year old in the next month and capitalize on that :D
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