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RAP ROYALE
Topic Started: Jul 23 2009, 04:28 PM (2,140 Views)
Docomodake
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DEATH THROES
THEREFORE THE WHOLE SITE COMMENCES IN A RAP BATTLE

I COMMAND IT

I'LL START MOTHERFUCKERS

Yo ho
I'm Doco
Gotta go
Rap battle, y'know

When i be spittin dese rhymes
Yo be in jail fo doin crimes
Yo gonna do the time
Yo ain't worth nutin but a dime

Hey bitches, Doco's back on dese streets
Runnin em, makin da bitches look all neat
Ah got a fat wallet and a fat dick too
So fat yo bettah be callin me Dickomodake foo

Legends Incarnate representin
Coola than a guy named Fenton
All you niggas betta be knowin
When there's a rap battle: Doco's showin'
NYET RIFLE IS FINE
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Bardock99
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A good kid

... Hmm, I wonder where I've seen this before?
and what's with this n00b here calling this site a whore? (what?)
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Docomodake
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DEATH THROES
Bardock99
Jul 23 2009, 03:30 PM
... Hmm, I wonder where I've seen this before?
and what's with this n00b here calling this site a whore? (what?)

hey thats mean im not a noob :(
NYET RIFLE IS FINE
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Atlas
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Those Who Call Apples Apples Are Damned For A Life Of Suffering

since doco asked via im, this battle ill join
but if this gets too boring ill kick y'all in the groin
and cuz you took the spot of joe shmo ill be frank
yo nothin but a stupid ugly deformed skank
you think you're the best when your posts have yet to exceed ten
youre lower than a scapegoat, lower than a fuckin hen
and with the end of this little blurt of little sense
let the rap battle royale officially commeeeeeeennnnnnnnce
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movie producer
May 3 2009, 09:04 AM
The more I read, the more I know that we are a lot alike in many ways. I could have written 80% of that when I was a 17 year-old virgin.
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Docomodake
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DEATH THROES
niggas betta know im the best
my post count is betta than the rest
well, except for everyone else who's common here
but i said, nah forget it, yo homes get me a beer
full site rap battle fuck yeah niggas
even tho yo all are punk ass wiggas
im the next best thing since atlas
excuse me, gotta get summa dat ass

WORD SON
NYET RIFLE IS FINE
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Brooks
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I AM THE MOON BEAN

SCUZ ME DAWG I BELIEVE YOU'RE MISTAKEN
I CAN'T STAND BY WITH ALL DA LIES YOU BE MAKIN
"the best thing since atlas" MY WHITE JIGGLY ASS
YOU AINT GOT NO RHYTHM AND YOU AINT GOT NO CLASS
SO ALTHOUGH YOU MAY FIND THIS EVER SO CRASS
YOU BEST RECOGNIZE, CUZ I'LL CRACK YOU LIKE GLASS

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Atlas
 
lots of cultures incorperate [sic] poop into the standard diet, its not that weird haha
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Atlas
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Those Who Call Apples Apples Are Damned For A Life Of Suffering

Dude…all I can really say is OH SNAP
Cause Doco…you just fell for Brook's trap
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movie producer
May 3 2009, 09:04 AM
The more I read, the more I know that we are a lot alike in many ways. I could have written 80% of that when I was a 17 year-old virgin.
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Fire-Flare
Super Ninja
@Doco: (You're aware that 'everyone' includes you, right?)
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR ASSCHECKING YOU DAMN HIPPIES
-The Moonbean
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Docomodake
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DEATH THROES
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Jul 23 2009, 06:52 PM
@Doco: (You're aware that 'everyone' includes you, right?)

yeah ;D


WELL THERE'S ONLY 1 THING I CAN SAY 'BOUT BROOKS
HE'S THE HORRIBLE RAPPER THAT AIN'T GOT NO LOOKS
HE'S TERRIFIED BY HOW I'M RE-WRITIN' THE BOOKS
DOCO'S GOD, WRITIN' IT IN ALL THE CRANNIES AND NOOKS

AND ATLAS, NOT EVEN A CORPORAL GUY
HE SEEMS AWESOME ON THE NET BUT HE'S JUST TOO SHY
IN REAL LIFE HE LIKES TO SIT IN HIS ROOM AND CRY
SLITS HIS WRISTS, WANTS TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND DIE

LADIES LOVE ME, GIVIN' ME FELLATIO N SHIT
ALL BECAUSE DOCO'S JUST TOO FIT

HE'S GOT A BIG DICK
HENCE DICKOMODAKE
YO MOMMA'S NAME'S RICK
HENCE WHY YOU LOOK SO GAY

AND BESIDES THAT DOCO IS DOCO COME ON
I MEAN REALLY THAT GUY'S GOT IT BETTER THAN JOHN
BELUSHI AND FO SERIOUSLY BRO
HE'S GONNA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS, YOU SILLY HO
NYET RIFLE IS FINE
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Atlas
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Those Who Call Apples Apples Are Damned For A Life Of Suffering

LISTEN UP MUTHAH FUCKAH CAUSE WHEN YOU MADE THIS THREAD THE ADS WERE TALKIN BOUT OBESITY
NOW I POST A FEW TIMES AND THE ADS TALK ABOUT KANYE WEST AND OTHER Gs SITTIN NEXT TO ME
YOU GOT PART OF THAT RAP RIGHT, SO I GIVE MY CONGRATS TO THIS THREAD'S HOST
CAUSE I GOTTA SAY MAN, I WANNA CUT MYSELF WHENEVER I SEE THAT YOU MADE A POST
AND I THINK I WOULD JUMP OFF A BRIDGE IF I KNEW THAT WE LIVED ON THE SAME COAST
ARE YOU READY PUNK, CAUSE THIS AINT GONNA BE A RAP BATTLE, ITS GONNA BE A ROAST
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movie producer
May 3 2009, 09:04 AM
The more I read, the more I know that we are a lot alike in many ways. I could have written 80% of that when I was a 17 year-old virgin.
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Docomodake
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DEATH THROES
Atlas
Jul 24 2009, 04:16 PM
LISTEN UP MUTHAH FUCKAH CAUSE WHEN YOU MADE THIS THREAD THE ADS WERE TALKIN BOUT OBESITY
NOW I POST A FEW TIMES AND THE ADS TALK ABOUT KANYE WEST AND OTHER Gs SITTIN NEXT TO ME
YOU GOT PART OF THAT RAP RIGHT, SO I GIVE MY CONGRATS TO THIS THREAD'S HOST
CAUSE I GOTTA SAY MAN, I WANNA CUT MYSELF WHENEVER I SEE THAT YOU MADE A POST
AND I THINK I WOULD JUMP OFF A BRIDGE IF I KNEW THAT WE LIVED ON THE SAME COAST
ARE YOU READY PUNK, CAUSE THIS AINT GONNA BE A RAP BATTLE, ITS GONNA BE A ROAST

dude if you do live in Massachusetts like brooks said in that one thread then we do live on the same coast

BUT DUDE YOU WEREN'T LISTENING I DIDN'T MEAN WHEN I POST
I SORTA JUST MEANT LIKE TIMES WHEN YOU'RE EATING TOAST
I DO ADMIT, THAT LAST LINE WAS JUST FOR THE RHYME
AND DOOD I DIDN'T SEE AN AD ABOUT OBESITY THAT TIME
SO SERIOUSLY BACK OFF MAN I MEAN IT
YOU'RE BEING REALLY MEAN JUST LIKE A TIT

:C
NYET RIFLE IS FINE
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Bardock99
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A good kid

Word.
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Atlas
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Those Who Call Apples Apples Are Damned For A Life Of Suffering

Oh ho ho ho ho ho hooo!
I think I beat you, Doco!

now bard the card
retro the ho

one of you please join or this wont be any fun
cause i already rapped that guy to death, poor son
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movie producer
May 3 2009, 09:04 AM
The more I read, the more I know that we are a lot alike in many ways. I could have written 80% of that when I was a 17 year-old virgin.
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Bardock99
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A good kid

Oh, you want me to lay down the smack?
'Cause bro, I will lay it out in this rap.
So 'yall need to keep tabs on my act.

Can you feel my flo?
Are you ready fo the sho?
Or does Brooks the Ho need to start this yo befo I start to lay it all low?
'Cause I know that the crowd is all so high on co-

Kane and Lynch is a game I haven't played.
But it don't matter, 'cause it don't help me get laid.
yo.
Can you smell this crap rockin' the air?
It must be the shampoo I put in my hair.
It's minty fresh,
the best,
I put it to the test.
It's so fly I gotta swat it while it's high.
Feels so good it makes me wanna cry -

me a river, baby.
'Cause you just now be catchin on all these dope lines, maybe.
Can you run wit dis flo?
'Cause baby, I might just steal the show.
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Monocle Man
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Supreme Knight of Random Crap
Bardock99
Jul 24 2009, 06:49 PM
Oh, you want me to lay down the smack?
'Cause bro, I will lay it out in this rap.
So 'yall need to keep tabs on my act.

Can you feel my flo?
Are you ready fo the sho?
Or does Brooks the Ho need to start this yo befo I start to lay it all low?
'Cause I know that the crowd is all so high on co-

Kane and Lynch is a game I haven't played.
But it don't matter, 'cause it don't help me get laid.
yo.
Can you smell this crap rockin' the air?
It must be the shampoo I put in my hair.
It's minty fresh,
the best,
I put it to the test.
It's so fly I gotta swat it while it's high.
Feels so good it makes me wanna cry -

me a river, baby.
'Cause you just now be catchin on all these dope lines, maybe.
Can you run wit dis flo?
'Cause baby, I might just steal the show.

Yo fellas..
Let's kick it

Monocle Man baby
Monocle Man baby

All right stop collaborate and listen
Nick is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a Brooks like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
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