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| Topic Started: Jul 23 2009, 04:28 PM (2,140 Views) | |
| Docomodake | Jul 23 2009, 04:28 PM Post #1 |
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DEATH THROES
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THEREFORE THE WHOLE SITE COMMENCES IN A RAP BATTLE I COMMAND IT I'LL START MOTHERFUCKERS Yo ho I'm Doco Gotta go Rap battle, y'know When i be spittin dese rhymes Yo be in jail fo doin crimes Yo gonna do the time Yo ain't worth nutin but a dime Hey bitches, Doco's back on dese streets Runnin em, makin da bitches look all neat Ah got a fat wallet and a fat dick too So fat yo bettah be callin me Dickomodake foo Legends Incarnate representin Coola than a guy named Fenton All you niggas betta be knowin When there's a rap battle: Doco's showin' |
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| Bardock99 | Jul 23 2009, 04:30 PM Post #2 |
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A good kid
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... Hmm, I wonder where I've seen this before? and what's with this n00b here calling this site a whore? (what?) |
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| Docomodake | Jul 23 2009, 04:34 PM Post #3 |
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DEATH THROES
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hey thats mean im not a noob
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| Atlas | Jul 23 2009, 04:37 PM Post #4 |
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Those Who Call Apples Apples Are Damned For A Life Of Suffering
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since doco asked via im, this battle ill join but if this gets too boring ill kick y'all in the groin and cuz you took the spot of joe shmo ill be frank yo nothin but a stupid ugly deformed skank you think you're the best when your posts have yet to exceed ten youre lower than a scapegoat, lower than a fuckin hen and with the end of this little blurt of little sense let the rap battle royale officially commeeeeeeennnnnnnnce |
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| Docomodake | Jul 23 2009, 04:41 PM Post #5 |
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DEATH THROES
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niggas betta know im the best my post count is betta than the rest well, except for everyone else who's common here but i said, nah forget it, yo homes get me a beer full site rap battle fuck yeah niggas even tho yo all are punk ass wiggas im the next best thing since atlas excuse me, gotta get summa dat ass WORD SON |
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| Brooks | Jul 23 2009, 06:54 PM Post #6 |
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I AM THE MOON BEAN
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SCUZ ME DAWG I BELIEVE YOU'RE MISTAKEN I CAN'T STAND BY WITH ALL DA LIES YOU BE MAKIN "the best thing since atlas" MY WHITE JIGGLY ASS YOU AINT GOT NO RHYTHM AND YOU AINT GOT NO CLASS SO ALTHOUGH YOU MAY FIND THIS EVER SO CRASS YOU BEST RECOGNIZE, CUZ I'LL CRACK YOU LIKE GLASS |
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| Atlas | Jul 23 2009, 07:40 PM Post #7 |
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Those Who Call Apples Apples Are Damned For A Life Of Suffering
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Dude…all I can really say is OH SNAP Cause Doco…you just fell for Brook's trap |
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| Fire-Flare | Jul 23 2009, 07:52 PM Post #8 |
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Super Ninja
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@Doco: (You're aware that 'everyone' includes you, right?) |
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| Docomodake | Jul 23 2009, 10:32 PM Post #9 |
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DEATH THROES
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yeah ;D WELL THERE'S ONLY 1 THING I CAN SAY 'BOUT BROOKS HE'S THE HORRIBLE RAPPER THAT AIN'T GOT NO LOOKS HE'S TERRIFIED BY HOW I'M RE-WRITIN' THE BOOKS DOCO'S GOD, WRITIN' IT IN ALL THE CRANNIES AND NOOKS AND ATLAS, NOT EVEN A CORPORAL GUY HE SEEMS AWESOME ON THE NET BUT HE'S JUST TOO SHY IN REAL LIFE HE LIKES TO SIT IN HIS ROOM AND CRY SLITS HIS WRISTS, WANTS TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND DIE LADIES LOVE ME, GIVIN' ME FELLATIO N SHIT ALL BECAUSE DOCO'S JUST TOO FIT HE'S GOT A BIG DICK HENCE DICKOMODAKE YO MOMMA'S NAME'S RICK HENCE WHY YOU LOOK SO GAY AND BESIDES THAT DOCO IS DOCO COME ON I MEAN REALLY THAT GUY'S GOT IT BETTER THAN JOHN BELUSHI AND FO SERIOUSLY BRO HE'S GONNA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS, YOU SILLY HO |
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| Atlas | Jul 24 2009, 05:16 PM Post #10 |
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Those Who Call Apples Apples Are Damned For A Life Of Suffering
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LISTEN UP MUTHAH FUCKAH CAUSE WHEN YOU MADE THIS THREAD THE ADS WERE TALKIN BOUT OBESITY NOW I POST A FEW TIMES AND THE ADS TALK ABOUT KANYE WEST AND OTHER Gs SITTIN NEXT TO ME YOU GOT PART OF THAT RAP RIGHT, SO I GIVE MY CONGRATS TO THIS THREAD'S HOST CAUSE I GOTTA SAY MAN, I WANNA CUT MYSELF WHENEVER I SEE THAT YOU MADE A POST AND I THINK I WOULD JUMP OFF A BRIDGE IF I KNEW THAT WE LIVED ON THE SAME COAST ARE YOU READY PUNK, CAUSE THIS AINT GONNA BE A RAP BATTLE, ITS GONNA BE A ROAST |
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| Docomodake | Jul 24 2009, 06:59 PM Post #11 |
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DEATH THROES
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dude if you do live in Massachusetts like brooks said in that one thread then we do live on the same coast BUT DUDE YOU WEREN'T LISTENING I DIDN'T MEAN WHEN I POST I SORTA JUST MEANT LIKE TIMES WHEN YOU'RE EATING TOAST I DO ADMIT, THAT LAST LINE WAS JUST FOR THE RHYME AND DOOD I DIDN'T SEE AN AD ABOUT OBESITY THAT TIME SO SERIOUSLY BACK OFF MAN I MEAN IT YOU'RE BEING REALLY MEAN JUST LIKE A TIT :C |
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| Bardock99 | Jul 24 2009, 07:07 PM Post #12 |
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A good kid
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Word. |
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| Atlas | Jul 24 2009, 07:22 PM Post #13 |
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Oh ho ho ho ho ho hooo! I think I beat you, Doco! now bard the card retro the ho one of you please join or this wont be any fun cause i already rapped that guy to death, poor son |
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| Bardock99 | Jul 24 2009, 07:49 PM Post #14 |
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A good kid
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Oh, you want me to lay down the smack? 'Cause bro, I will lay it out in this rap. So 'yall need to keep tabs on my act. Can you feel my flo? Are you ready fo the sho? Or does Brooks the Ho need to start this yo befo I start to lay it all low? 'Cause I know that the crowd is all so high on co- Kane and Lynch is a game I haven't played. But it don't matter, 'cause it don't help me get laid. yo. Can you smell this crap rockin' the air? It must be the shampoo I put in my hair. It's minty fresh, the best, I put it to the test. It's so fly I gotta swat it while it's high. Feels so good it makes me wanna cry - me a river, baby. 'Cause you just now be catchin on all these dope lines, maybe. Can you run wit dis flo? 'Cause baby, I might just steal the show. |
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| Monocle Man | Jul 25 2009, 02:14 PM Post #15 |
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Supreme Knight of Random Crap
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Yo fellas.. Let's kick it Monocle Man baby Monocle Man baby All right stop collaborate and listen Nick is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a Brooks like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. |
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