THE COMPARISON

THE COMPARISON; DoG SmaRtneSs
Topic Started: 28 Feb 2008, 06:17 AM (96 Views)
bizarre	28 Feb 2008, 06:17 AM Post #1
B1Z@RR3 dA Gr8 Posts: 94 Group: Members Member #62 Joined: 27 February 2008	Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter: First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman : I know First one : How? Second one : My dog told me. CHE3rS :rolleyes:



dipti	4 Mar 2008, 10:02 AM Post #2
Member Posts: 12 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: 1 September 2006	10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog 01. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. 02. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. 03. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. 04. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. 05. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. 06. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. 07. You can spend hours just smelling stuff. 08. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. 09. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. 10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.



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