SMS Jokes

SMS Jokes; when u play with ur mobile
Topic Started: 21 Nov 2006, 06:57 AM (184 Views)
dipti	21 Nov 2006, 06:57 AM Post #1
Member Posts: 12 Group: Members Member #42 Joined: 1 September 2006	Patient - Dr. i have serious memory problem. I can't remember anything. Dr. - When did you have this problem? Patient - What problem? ---------------------------- roj logo se tere pange honge ghar me tere dange honge mujhe sms nahi kiya to tere 12 bache honge aur sab ke sab lafange honge ---------------------------- last night i lay in my bed saw dark n beautiful sky thousands of stars then suddenly a thought came in to my mind where the hell is my roof? ---------------------------- Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the prostitutes? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years? ---------------------------- Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause." ---------------------------- Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. ---------------------------- What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. ---------------------------- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ---------------------------- Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives. ---------------------------- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."



bizarre	27 Feb 2008, 09:47 AM Post #2
B1Z@RR3 dA Gr8 Posts: 94 Group: Members Member #62 Joined: 27 February 2008	Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the prostitutes? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years? :lol: THis One Is BeTTer....HahahhaHhah che3Rs



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