SardarJi Jokes

SardarJi Jokes; with all due respect - from wnso
Topic Started: 5 Oct 2006, 05:09 AM (167 Views)
sandesh	5 Oct 2006, 05:09 AM Post #1
Administrator Posts: 41 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: 30 January 2005	Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college??? A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!! -------------------- once an englishman asks the sardarji "hello,how do you do?" The sardarji thinks and finally answers "Well, I don't know about your's but I do with my pants off." -------------------- A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word -------------------- A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning". -------------------- "Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...." Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles .. Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ? Sardarji : Downwards ... -------------------- Once one sardar and one pathan were traveling in one train. Sardar was trying to open his suitcase to take out his night dress. But he was unable to open it. Pathan came and opened the suitcase & said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off . After an hour sardar was busy in opening his lunch box. But he could not opened it. Pathan came, opened the box & said "Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off . After some time sardar was trying to open door of toilet but he couldn't . Again Pathan came and opened it with one kick and said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" This time sardar was to angry he asked pathan "oye muzhe ek gal bata, teri ma junge gayi thi ya sher tere ghar aaya tha?" and went off. -------------------- One day sardar ji was wearing one green and one red sock with half pant. On the way home he met one of his friends. The friend asked him why he was wearing two different socks ? The sardarji told him"kya kahen kal dukan dar ne thag liya eisa hi ek pair ghar me bhi hain." -------------------- Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: which part. Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab". -------------------- Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... To avoid side effect!!! -------------------- Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath. -------------------- A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258 -------------------- Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hn Two Sardars were walking together 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai Khake dekho pata chal jayega Sardar: in my dreams rats play ftball evry night DR: take this tablet you will be ok Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game



samundra	29 Oct 2006, 04:49 AM Post #2
RiskyBoy Posts: 39 Group: Members Member #2 Joined: 30 January 2005	HA ! HA!! HA !!! I can't stop myself from laughing. Really, they are gr8 collection of jokes yar. I am sure, if any sardar would read this jokes, he would start searching for you. So, be underground HHHAHAHAHAHA.



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