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Jokes (With Pictures!); Sorta like the title
Topic Started: Jul 30 2009, 04:49 PM (845 Views)
SpaceG3
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Okay well Good morning/afternoon Internet! Im here to post some jokes and pictures...hard to explain ill show you. But ill thank you all for comming and have a fun tim. Please post replys be honest and Enjoy.

First up are those warning labels. I get a kick out of these things. I mean a Iron (clothing Iron). Please do not use while clothes are on body... I knoww theres idiots out there but come on, commen sence. One other 1 that gets me. The TV Dinners that you nuke in the microwave. We know that food gets WARM in the microwave, we like WARM TV dinners not cold TV Dinners...why do they have warniong labels on TV Dinners saying "Caution: Food maybe hot"...A show of hands how many here after microwaving a tv dinner for 5 minutes will thing this thing will be cold. Well I made my own label spoofing on other labels.
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Jokes may be funny and do not have any food and/or bevergae in your mouth when reading. These jokes might be so lame that they put you to sleep, please do not drive or operate machinery when using JOKES. Side effects of JOKEs may include but not liited to: vomit, pain in the ribs, non-stop laughing, dihherua, heart attack, fainting, other sever side effects may occur,

-PS READ- This is a issue I have with medicine, I say a commerical with a Nasil (nose) un congesting (removing snot). The side effects can be heart attack and can even worsen them...really a heart attack just so you can breath better...PLEASE READ THE WARNING LABELS BEFORE BUYING MEDICINE! some side effects for the stupidists of medicane can cuase something worse...

OKay moving on we all know this guy, ben franklin. the guy whoi flew a kite in a storm with a key, got hit by lightning that almost killed him and lived. Well this joker Click Me he plays with lightning every day and dosent get killed., so we think. The real He-mansa 1-200 look like this Posted Image

Now comes the Monster Awards!!!!! Get it ward...to repel...ugh tuff crowed well lets start...

Um...most...naked monster, ugly, funny, and deserves to be laughed at for all eternity and not feared...
THIS PICTURE MIGHT BE BAD FOR SMALL Chiledren but is funny!!!
I CALL HIM DINGLE-BERZILLA.
Thats it for now will post another yolk picture in a bit but got to go.
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