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Godzilla_the_Ultimate:Stupid Standup; Warning:some content may be to strong.
Topic Started: Jul 2 2009, 07:04 AM (556 Views)
Godzilla_the_Ultimate
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I've always thought airline food was a stupid idea.I mean sometimes the captain says this,"We will be expeiriancing turbulance,oh and food and drink will also be served"

There is common knowledge that,you don't know about places until you hear that their leader has somehow gotten involved in a sex scandal.I mean there was that 72 year old Italian government guy.I didn't give a crap about Italy until I heard this.Or the South Carolinion governor who left his wife for his mistress in Argentina,and several other women.That reminds me,I beleive mistress is Argantinian for ***** .

Do you know what I really hate?Being judged,but that doesn't mean I don't like doing it to other people.
Today I'll be judgeing new leader of Neo-Monster Island,and inherentley the guy I hate:Tyrant.This dude is incredibly boring except for his comics.Other than that,just a Manilla envelope,glued to a bage wall,in a room without furniture.


You know every time I hear anyone that makes fun of me for not being Christian I almost loose my mind.I am making my own religon but it will still have something to do with Christmas so I still get presents.

Ya know,I'm a pessimist so I don't have that much faith in humanity and sometimes I ask myself"Why"then I see stuntmen and Miley Cyrus I remember"Oh right"

I just noticed that some channels that got rights to the Roadrunner cartoons edited out some scenes on the show.I can understand editing out a trick the Coyote played that I cannot mention for fear of being banned but on some of the other things:It was made in the ******* 40's of course it's gonna be violent!I blame republicans.

Oh,and where do some people get the idea that video games cause violence,I once played grand theft auto at my friends house,and only went on one homicidal rampage.Honestly,adults today. ^o)

Hey you guys know the only job Bush could get when he got back to Texas,Ya know that guy at the entrance of Wal-Mart's that says"Hi"and puts stickers on things that you're taking back in,he got that job,and still screwed it up.

Hey have you guys seen the new Cobra toy for the G.I. Joe movie,It looks like he's wearing a rag on his head.

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Are you Shin Goji.
Diamond Godzilla is upon us and he's ready to kill Space Godzilla, Mecha Space Godzilla, Super Space Godzilla, Ave Space Godzilla, Prehistoric Space Godzilla, Pyro Space Godzilla, and Liger Space Godzilla.
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Jul 2 2009, 09:15 AM
Are you Shin Goji.
I take offense that you would even suggest that!I said that I inherintley hate him,which would mean I hate myself.
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Sorry, but really who here other than us knows about NeoMonsterIsland.
Diamond Godzilla is upon us and he's ready to kill Space Godzilla, Mecha Space Godzilla, Super Space Godzilla, Ave Space Godzilla, Prehistoric Space Godzilla, Pyro Space Godzilla, and Liger Space Godzilla.
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Lots of people:Most ot Toho Kingdom,me for reasons I am not allowed to say,Shin,Tyrant,and you guys.
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
oh :ermm: anyway what is neomonsterisland. i don't know about it, Probably gone for almost a whole Frickin Year!!!!
POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

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Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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Jul 18 2009, 09:11 PM
oh :ermm: anyway what is neomonsterisland. i don't know about it, Probably gone for almost a whole Frickin Year!!!!
If you want to know,look it up,it's basically just a webcomic,I suggest starting from the very first strip,which you can find at the bottom of the link for season one in volume one.
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Im hanging in there...
i know of neo-monster island but im bit confused of neomonster island and what happened. i belive personally that if "tyrant" would take over and would have the skill and time to make web comics just like shin would. kinda weird but off topic. good jokes and sorry my uncles "shift" key dosent work. Either way hope Shin inherits Neomonster Island again.
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Jul 28 2009, 07:28 PM
i know of neo-monster island but im bit confused of neomonster island and what happened. i belive personally that if "tyrant" would take over and would have the skill and time to make web comics just like shin would. kinda weird but off topic. good jokes and sorry my uncles "shift" key dosent work. Either way hope Shin inherits Neomonster Island again.
Yes,it dosen't feel like NMI anymore,Shin got me mad,but now I miss him,I guess it's true,you don't know a good thing 'til it's gone.Let's hold a moment of silence for a now dethroned web comic pioneer.Hey,at least he hasen't died of swine flu. :P :D
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