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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 25 2008, 07:08 PM (842 Views) | |
| yoshimickster | Jan 25 2008, 07:08 PM Post #1 |
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You know the best thing about being a Satanist today, is if I bump into someone & they say "Hey go to hell pal!" I'll be like "And a good day to you to sir". One thing about Satan that pisses me off is how people keep mixing him up. Ronald Reagan is not Satan, I've known the man for years he's nooooooo-where as bad as that double-speaking f**k. From what I've learned about chihuahua owners & that there are two types of owners. There are the young blonde twenty year olds who always, I MEAN ALWAYS carry them around like their there freaking first born child. These chicks, stay away from cos them white girls crazy! And than there are the bulbous fifty year olds that do the same thing but you'll constantly ask them "Is that thing your pet or are you gonna eat it later?" Why the hell do the Japanese find a chick getting @#$%ed by an octopus sexy? Dude she's getting raped, what is wrong with you? And if that was happening in real life, that thing was trained & that bitch needs a man-or perhaps several in her life. Stop messing with octopi. You know clowns are universally hated by children. I mean man, they used to be the norm back in the fifties now because some freak screwed up they can't get the recognition they deserve. I know the broad definition "Old man who dresses up in make-up & wants to make your child happy" sounds like Michael Jackson, but trust me they are harmless. And if I hear about the killers, those were not clowns. Those were guys in clown costumes. Extreme difference. |
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| yoshimickster | Feb 21 2008, 10:27 AM Post #2 |
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Internet relationships, what's up with that? We have brung not getting off our fat-asses to a new low. And what if they get married & have kids? " I met your mom on the Star Wars Galaxy forum. You should have seen her avatar!" I weep for man kind. |
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| yoshimickster | Feb 22 2008, 11:33 PM Post #3 |
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You ever notice that with every other pickled food we'll call it a pickled tomato or whatever. But with pickled cucumbers, we just call them pickles! What makes them so special? SHould we call pickles pickled cucumbers to be fair or what, please tell me I have no clue. |
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| Deleted User | Feb 23 2008, 12:20 AM Post #4 |
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Just cucumbers. |
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| yoshimickster | Feb 25 2008, 05:20 PM Post #5 |
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I still think it's unfair. Hey what's up with the evolution in Pokemon? A turtle evolves into a turtle the same size with some weird as hell fins on head- & that thing evolves into a bigger friggin turtle with water cannons! Water cannons! Can there ever be logic in the Nintendo universe? Well people keep asking for the Koopalings to come back into Mario games yet Nintendo says no so I guess not. |
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| yoshimickster | Mar 11 2009, 07:05 AM Post #6 |
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What's the deal with those hammers in Halo? What army in their right mind would make a giant freaking hammer to be used as a weapon? It's freaking pointless! |
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