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Pointless chicken jokes
Topic Started: Dec 23 2007, 02:11 PM (1,460 Views)
Chief
Burning Godzilla
(Like chicken jokes have a point, anyway)

guy #1: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
guy #2: gee, I don't know....
guy #1: to get to the other-boom


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Iguana_Nik
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Better than than you! *evil grin*
Me: Why did chicken cross the road?

My Friend: Not another, chicken joke. Okay, why did chicken cross the road?

Me: No, I was asking, you.

My Friend: Oh, brother!
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Goji_girl
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guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

guy #2: I don't know, why?

guy #1" Dang, I was hoping that you could tell me.
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KaijuFromCanada,eh!
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First person: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Second Person: Dude, shut up already!
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Iguana_Nik
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Better than than you! *evil grin*
That was great one! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Pteroid
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guy1: Why'd the chicken cross the road.

guy2: Why?

guy1: Dunno, but he sure did taste great with BBQ.
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Iguana_Nik
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Better than than you! *evil grin*
Good one Pteroid! :)
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Pteroid
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Guy1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Guy2: To get to the other side.

Guy1: Damn it.
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yoshimickster
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Guy1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Guy2: I don't know why?

Guy1: After what that sumbitch did to him, it's not hard to say why.
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Chief
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Why'd the chicken cr-boom.


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yoshimickster
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Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to cross the frickin road, Luchichrist what's with the inquistion?!
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Godzilla_the_Ultimate
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yoshimickster
Feb 3 2008, 08:13 PM
Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to cross the frickin road, Luchichrist what's with the inquistion?!
Best "Why did the chicken crosed the road" EVER.
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Malvard
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1.why did the chicken cross the road

2.dunno

1.to go to the bar,why did the chicken go to the bar

2.dunno

1.to go to the tiolet ,why did he go to the tiolet

2.dunno

1.cause thats where all the cocks hang out ;)
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