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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 31 2007, 09:55 PM (2,806 Views) | |
| Darkhunter | Oct 31 2007, 09:55 PM Post #1 |
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Yo mama's so dumb she thought a rock band was sold in a jewelry store! Yo mama's so fat she didn't know she was pregnant until she was in the hospital! Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Gorgon to stone! This is just the beginning... BEGIN YO-MAMA-FEST-UU!!!!! |
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| Benji Lord of Kaiju | Nov 1 2007, 06:57 PM Post #2 |
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Yo mama so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing "we are family!" Yo mama's so stupid she that a quarterback was a refund. Yo mama's so fat, when we tried to swerve around her, we ran put of has. Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl. |
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| Darkhunter | Nov 1 2007, 08:51 PM Post #3 |
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OOJ-Dude, spelling and grammar; great idea :P |
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| godzillaMAN3000 | Nov 6 2007, 11:05 AM Post #4 |
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yo mama is so fat, jabba the hutt said daaammmnnn yo mama is so fat, obi-wan said that's no moon, that's yo mama yo mama is so dumb, she thought that jar jar come's with pickles pickles yo mama is so dumb, she spent all day saying am not R2 yo mama is so dumb she went to bangcok to get a tie fightor |
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| Chief | Nov 6 2007, 05:04 PM Post #5 |
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Burning Godzilla
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Your mama's so ugly, it's a wonder your dog recognizes her That's the one I kept forgetting! |
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| Desmechagodzilla1996 | Nov 21 2007, 01:47 PM Post #6 |
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
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This is one i made up Yo Mama So Ugly when she took a glance at the Mirror Her Reflection Screamed |
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POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!! "This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history." Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time Here are some of my accomplishments 1. Messed with the Zohan 2. beat super smash bros melee | |
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| Chief | Nov 21 2007, 03:49 PM Post #7 |
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Burning Godzilla
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:lol: That almost got me to laugh out loud. |
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| Desmechagodzilla1996 | Nov 26 2007, 09:52 AM Post #8 |
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
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Your Mama So Fat Her Husband Was A Blue Whale Your Mama So Ugly She Thought Gabara Was Hot Your Mama So Stupid She Thought the Six Flags Bus Was a ketchup Bottle Your Mama so Fat She Thought The Ocean Was A Bathtub Your Mama was so Hairy Everyone Though She was a Yeti Your Mama is so Dumb she thought the school Bus was a Mustard Bottle. |
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POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!! "This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history." Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time Here are some of my accomplishments 1. Messed with the Zohan 2. beat super smash bros melee | |
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| Desmechagodzilla1996 | Nov 26 2007, 10:04 AM Post #9 |
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
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You Mama So Old She sat Next To Jesus In Class You Mama So dumb she was a slack jawed yokel You Mama So old she sat next to god in class You Mama So Old She Married a Caveman Not eone might be Offense so i'm going to be sorry to those that the first joke insults. |
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POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!! "This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history." Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time Here are some of my accomplishments 1. Messed with the Zohan 2. beat super smash bros melee | |
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| Desmechagodzilla1996 | Nov 26 2007, 10:07 AM Post #10 |
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
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Your mama So Stupid She Pretended to Be King Kong and Jump off the empire state Building Your Mama was so Ugly The Boogeyman Asked her out for Dinner Your Mama Was So Stupid she thought the Green Waste mangement Truck was a Relish Bottle |
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POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!! "This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history." Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time Here are some of my accomplishments 1. Messed with the Zohan 2. beat super smash bros melee | |
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| KaijuFromCanada,eh! | Nov 26 2007, 05:08 PM Post #11 |
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Yo mama so fat, it takes a year for her to turn around. Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational field. |
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| Desmechagodzilla1996 | Nov 27 2007, 03:22 PM Post #12 |
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
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Your Mama Is So Fat When She went to Loch Ness Lake, The Loch Ness Monster had To Be Exiled |
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POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!! "This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history." Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time Here are some of my accomplishments 1. Messed with the Zohan 2. beat super smash bros melee | |
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| Benji Lord of Kaiju | Nov 29 2007, 07:24 AM Post #13 |
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Yo mama so old she owes Moses a dollar twenty-five. |
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| godzillaMAN3000 | Dec 3 2007, 04:10 AM Post #14 |
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yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry yo mama is so ugly she needs two bags to cover her face yo mama is so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arested for moaning yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money yo mama is so dumb she tuke a ruler to bed to see how long she slept |
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| Desmechagodzilla1996 | Dec 3 2007, 10:34 AM Post #15 |
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
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yo mama is so old the caveman though she was a mammoth yo mama is so fat when she played hide & seek she hid in the ocean yo mama is dumb when she went to Antarctic she saw no ants yo mama is so ugly when she went to the Addams family she scared the souls out of them |
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POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!! "This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history." Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time Here are some of my accomplishments 1. Messed with the Zohan 2. beat super smash bros melee | |
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| Desmechagodzilla1996 | Dec 3 2007, 10:38 AM Post #16 |
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yo mama is so old she owes a caveman a dollar twenty five yo mama is so hairy when she looked at the mirror she saw a caveman behind her and she scream Yo mama is so fat that when she saw a mouse she screamed Yo mama is so fat when she went to the zoo all the hippos fell in love with her |
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POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!! "This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history." Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time Here are some of my accomplishments 1. Messed with the Zohan 2. beat super smash bros melee | |
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| Desmechagodzilla1996 | Dec 10 2007, 09:39 AM Post #17 |
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo mama so fat when she step on a Glacier, It broke into thousand pieces Yo mama so fat when she steped on the Globe the world explodes Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the city everyone though she was a Ailen. |
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POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!! "This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history." Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time Here are some of my accomplishments 1. Messed with the Zohan 2. beat super smash bros melee | |
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| Goji-san866 | Dec 23 2007, 06:26 PM Post #18 |
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Baby Godzilla
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Yo momma`s so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed the whole season of Pokemon! |
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| KaijuFromCanada,eh! | Dec 23 2007, 09:17 PM Post #19 |
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:lol: thats a good one! |
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| Benji Lord of Kaiju | Dec 24 2007, 07:33 AM Post #20 |
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Author of The Gillas Series
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That's a really good one! :lol: Cudos to Goji-san. |
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