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YO-MAMA-FEST!
Topic Started: Oct 31 2007, 09:55 PM (2,806 Views)
Darkhunter
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Godzillasaurus
Yo mama's so dumb she thought a rock band was sold in a jewelry store!

Yo mama's so fat she didn't know she was pregnant until she was in the hospital!

Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Gorgon to stone!


This is just the beginning...

BEGIN YO-MAMA-FEST-UU!!!!!
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Benji Lord of Kaiju
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Yo mama so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing "we are family!"

Yo mama's so stupid she that a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so fat, when we tried to swerve around her, we ran put of has.

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
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I'd like you to meet a friend of mine: Gillas!
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Darkhunter
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Godzillasaurus
OOJ-Dude, spelling and grammar; great idea :P
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godzillaMAN3000
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yo mama is so fat, jabba the hutt said daaammmnnn

yo mama is so fat, obi-wan said that's no moon, that's yo mama

yo mama is so dumb, she thought that jar jar come's with pickles pickles

yo mama is so dumb, she spent all day saying am not R2

yo mama is so dumb she went to bangcok to get a tie fightor
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Chief
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Your mama's so ugly, it's a wonder your dog recognizes her

That's the one I kept forgetting!


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Desmechagodzilla1996
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!


This is one i made up

Yo Mama So Ugly when she took a glance at the Mirror Her Reflection Screamed
POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

"This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history."

Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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Chief
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:lol: That almost got me to laugh out loud.


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Desmechagodzilla1996
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!
Your Mama So Fat Her Husband Was A Blue Whale

Your Mama So Ugly She Thought Gabara Was Hot

Your Mama So Stupid She Thought the Six Flags Bus Was a ketchup Bottle

Your Mama so Fat She Thought The Ocean Was A Bathtub

Your Mama was so Hairy Everyone Though She was a Yeti

Your Mama is so Dumb she thought the school Bus was a Mustard Bottle.
POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

"This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history."

Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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Desmechagodzilla1996
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!

You Mama So Old She sat Next To Jesus In Class

You Mama So dumb she was a slack jawed yokel

You Mama So old she sat next to god in class

You Mama So Old She Married a Caveman




Not eone might be Offense so i'm going to be sorry to those that the first joke insults.
POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

"This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history."

Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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Desmechagodzilla1996
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama So Stupid She Pretended to Be King Kong and Jump off the empire state Building

Your Mama was so Ugly The Boogeyman Asked her out for Dinner

Your Mama Was So Stupid she thought the Green Waste mangement Truck was a Relish Bottle
POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

"This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history."

Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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KaijuFromCanada,eh!
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Yo mama so fat, it takes a year for her to turn around.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational field.
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Desmechagodzilla1996
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!

Your Mama Is So Fat When She went to Loch Ness Lake, The Loch Ness Monster had
To Be Exiled
POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

"This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history."

Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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Benji Lord of Kaiju
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Yo mama so old she owes Moses a dollar twenty-five.
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godzillaMAN3000
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yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry

yo mama is so ugly she needs two bags to cover her face

yo mama is so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arested for moaning

yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money

yo mama is so dumb she tuke a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
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Desmechagodzilla1996
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama is so old the caveman though she was a mammoth

yo mama is so fat when she played hide & seek she hid in the ocean

yo mama is dumb when she went to Antarctic she saw no ants

yo mama is so ugly when she went to the Addams family she scared the souls out of them
POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

"This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history."

Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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Desmechagodzilla1996
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama is so old she owes a caveman a dollar twenty five

yo mama is so hairy when she looked at the mirror she saw a caveman behind her
and she scream

Yo mama is so fat that when she saw a mouse she screamed

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the zoo all the hippos fell in love with her
POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

"This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history."

Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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Desmechagodzilla1996
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LUKE, I AM MASTER PANDA!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat when she step on a Glacier, It broke into thousand pieces

Yo mama so fat when she steped on the Globe the world explodes

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the city everyone though she was a Ailen.

POKEMON SOUL SLIVER, I"LL OWN YOU 2010!!!!!!

"This creature is the completion of a cycle. Its role in the cosmic order was preordained when the stars were young. Behold the culmination of your history."

Duran Talking about the Zerg/Protoss Hybrid in Starcraft. My favorite PC game of all time

Here are some of my accomplishments
1. Messed with the Zohan
2. beat super smash bros melee
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Goji-san866
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Yo momma`s so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed the whole season of Pokemon!
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KaijuFromCanada,eh!
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:lol: thats a good one!
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Benji Lord of Kaiju
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That's a really good one! :lol: Cudos to Goji-san.
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