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Dumb Blond Jokes
Topic Started: Oct 29 2007, 06:51 AM (616 Views)
gorgara4888
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On offense meant.


A brunet is standing on a corner saying "98 98 98 98 98" A blond walks up to her and looks at her. after a while the blond starts saying "98 98 98 98" After both women have been saying this for a while the brunet turns to the blond and said. "You know this will work a lot better if you stood about five feet over there." The blond obeys and stands there saying "98 98 98 98 9..." She gets hit by a car. The brunet smiles and starts saying "99 99 99 99 99"
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KaijuFromCanada,eh!
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Oh, oh, I have two! No offence to blonds, I myself am a dark blond.

There are three construction workers working on a bridge. A blond, a brunnete, and a redhead. They are having lunch on their break. The Redhead says "Oh, if I get baloney again, I'm gonna jump of this bridge." The brunnete says "Oh, if I get chicken again, I'm gonna jump of this bridge!" The blond says "Oh if I get turky again, I'm gonna jump off this bridge!" The next day, they all get the same thing, so they jump off the bridge. At the funeral the redheads wife is crying "Oh, I shouldn't of given him baloney!" The brunnete's wife says "Oh I shouldn't of given him chicken!" They notice the blonds wife isn't crying. "Why aren't you crying," they ask. "You gave him turky again." The blonds wife replies "He packs his own lunch!"

Three friends are sneaking onto a ship. A redhead, a brunnete, and a blond. They hide in sacks. A crew member comes to check the sacks. He feels the redheads sack. "Meow!" the redhead says. "Oh its just a cat" the crewmember says. He feels the brunnetes sack. "Ruff!" the brunnete says. "Oh its just a dog" the crewmember says. He feels the blonds sack. The blond yells out "Potatoes!"
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Benji Lord of Kaiju
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Ok I got one:

A dumb blonde walks into a store and says "I want to buy that computer." The manager says "sorry, we don't sell to dumb blondes." So she dyes her hair and tries again. Same answer. She tries another time, and when she gets the same answer, says "how do you know I'm naturally blonde?" The manager says "because that "computer" is a microwave."
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gorgara4888
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nice. What do you call a dead blond in a closet?

The 1920 hide and seek champion!
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KaijuFromCanada,eh!
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:lol:
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Chief
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:lol: Any relation to The Ring?


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Benji Lord of Kaiju
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Don't know.
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Dr Cuddles
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Oct 30 2007, 11:47 PM
Ok I got one:

A dumb blonde walks into a store and says "I want to buy that computer." The manager says "sorry, we don't sell to dumb blondes." So she dyes her hair and tries again. Same answer. She tries another time, and when she gets the same answer, says "how do you know I'm naturally blonde?" The manager says "because that "computer" is a microwave."

Das my joke!

Anyways, a blond, a brunett, and a redhead are all on a hike. Thay get lost but the brunett sees a farm just off the trail. They all go to the barn and start looking around for anybody who could help them. Now, back at the farmhouse, the farmer is hearing some weird noises coming from his barn. He grabs his gun and runs outside. Back in the barn, the redhead sees the farmer coming with his gun and gets all scared. she tels her freinds to go hide. The redhead goes behind a cow, the brunett behind a chicken coop and the blond behind the sack of potatoes. When the farmer gets in, he points his gun at the cow and the redhead goes "Moo!" He points his gun at the chicken coop and the brunet goes "Bwak Bwak!" So the farmer points his gun at the sak of potatoes so the blond goes "Potato potato!"
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gorgara4888
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How do you keep a blond entertained for hours?

Take her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
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KaijuFromCanada,eh!
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:lol:
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Dr Cuddles
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I got another one.
Q. How do you keep a blond occupied?
A. Write "Turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper
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Chief
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That applies to idiots too, though. But :lol:


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Chief
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I got one:

A blonde goes in to get her hair cut. The stylist sees her walk in, and notices she's listening to a walkman. "You're gonna have to take that off," the stylist said. The blonde replied "No, I need it to live!" "Take it off!" the stylist said again. "No!" said the blonde. "I'll die!" The stylist took off the headphones and sure enough, the blonde dropped dead on the floor. She put the headphones to her ear and heard it saying, "Breathe in, breathe out..."


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Ok,A blonde a brunette and a red head are at a mall with a magic mirror that gives you a soda if you tell it the truth and if you lie you dissapear,so the brunette says "I think my hair looks pretty." and she gets a soda,then the red head says "I think I'm pretty." and she gets a soda,the blonde says "I think-"and dissapeared


Q:How do you kill a blonde
A:Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.


Q:How do you stump a blonde
A:Put them in a round room and tell her to pee in a corner
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