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Dumb joke of the week; What I remember from 8th grade
Topic Started: Oct 27 2007, 08:07 PM (391 Views)
Chief
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A man decided to leave the city he lived in for a more solitary life. So he went up to the mountains and made a cabin there. One day when he was doing his laundry in the river, a mountain man came down. "Hi," said the mountain man. The man was startled at the presence of someone else. "Hello," he replied. "You must be the new guy," the mountain man continued. "I wanna invite you to a party tonight at my house. There'll be some huggin and kissin," "I'm fine with that," the man said. "There'll also be some fighting," the mountain man said. "I guess that's okay," the man replied. Just as the mountain man was leaving, the man shouted, "Hey wait! What should I wear?" The mountain man replied, "Ah, you don't need to worry about that. It'll just be the two of us."


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Benji Lord of Kaiju
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Not that bad.
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I'd like you to meet a friend of mine: Gillas!
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Chief
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5 people were on a plane: a priest, a little boy, a lawyer, a doctor, and a, darn I forgot. I'll just say idiot. The plane had lost all it's power, and was going to crash. There were only 4 parachutes on board. The lawyer took one and jumped out. Then the doctor said "I save people! I have to live!" and jumped out. The idiot jumped out next. The priest said to the boy, "Here, you take the last one. You are younger than me." The boy said, "No, we can both escape. The idiot took my backpack!"


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I like that one.
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Dumb and Dumber so I give them each 7/10
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Chief
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4 people were on a plane going to New York. Their names were Bob, Steve, Jeff, and George. There was a heavy storm, and it caused a lot of damage to the plane. A bolt of lighting struck. The pilot came on and said "We've just lost our first engine. Our arrival time has been pushed back an hour." A second bolt struck and the pilot came on again "We've lost our second engine. Arrival time is pushed back 2 hours." A third bolt struck and the pilot said "We've lost our third engine. Arrival time has been pushed back 3 hours." "Gosh," said George. "If we lose the 4th engine, it's gonna take forever to get to New York!"


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