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| Mikey h we can,t get away from this guy | |
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| honda | Nov 8 2012, 04:36 PM Post #1 |
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Hoover, you asked for a joke before Christmas, I was however keeping a low profile on the jokes front due to the ammount of verbals I am getting from Craftman re, my jokes, but here goes. Mikey h was visiting his sheep farmer mate up in the moors when his mate said"I,m glad you came cos I have to go to the market in Leek and today the insemination vet is coming to impregnate the ewe that the tup never got to "" "thats ok"said Mikey"what do you want me to do""well" said his mate" as it is coming up to winter I have fetched the sheep down from the hills and they are all in individual pens in the barn , to make things easy for you I have driven a nail in the wall over the top of the sheep that needs impregnating just point that ewe out to the guy and it will be ok" Sure enough Mikey was chuffed to death with so much trust being put him in so when the vet came Mikey did a little bit of showing off and took the vet into the barn wher he gave the vet a bit of spiel pointing out all the ewes that had been tupped until he arrived at the one with the nail over the top "thats the one thats needs seeing to "said Mikey "thanks "said the vet " I,m pretty impressed with your knowledge of the sheep but tell me why is that nail driven into the wall above the ewe,s head?". Mikey replied "I suppose thats where you hang your trousers until you have finished with the ewe" Come on Craftman laugh a little it ain,t too bad
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