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Not Mikey h, again; Mikey visits a kidsgrove surgery
Topic Started: Oct 25 2012, 03:53 PM (121 Views)
honda
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Mikey was travelling to the match at the Grove when he called in at the local surgery, "first of all I must establish that you are from Kidsgrove" said the doctor, "Yes" replied Mikey " ok what can I do for you "asked the quack? "every time I touch any part of my body I experience great pains wherever I touch" said Mikey.
"Then demonstrate to me how you suffer this pain " said the doc,so Mikey touched his wrist and screamed in agony ,then he touched his knee and screamed in agony then he touched his elbow and again screamed in agony,"you are not from Kidsgrove are you " asked the doctor, "no " said Mikey "I,m really from Leek",
"thought so " said the quack "youv,e broken you finger.
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craftman
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honda
Oct 25 2012, 04:53 PM
Mikey was travelling to the match at the Grove when he called in at the local surgery, "first of all I must establish that you are from Kidsgrove" said the doctor, "Yes" replied Mikey " ok what can I do for you "asked the quack? "every time I touch any part of my body I experience great pains wherever I touch" said Mikey.
"Then demonstrate to me how you suffer this pain " said the doc,so Mikey touched his wrist and screamed in agony ,then he touched his knee and screamed in agony then he touched his elbow and again screamed in agony,"you are not from Kidsgrove are you " asked the doctor, "no " said Mikey "I,m really from Leek",
"thought so " said the quack "youv,e broken you finger.

Oh dear , NO :o
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